Took my wife out for a last minute holiday adventure to find some different kind of goodies/stocking stuffers at one of our new Japanese dollar-store-esque stores.
While inside, I got Wham'd twice and heard Mariah Carey's song once, but managed to avoid the boy.
I still live, but I gotta do some grocery shopping tomorrow (well, today technically) and it’s Christmas Eve so it’s gonna be the danger zone
I was smart over the weekend and purchased all of the stuff I needed for a tasty holiday turkey dinner on Christmas.
except
umm
apparently the turkey
So I guess back into the trenches I go.
ironically I'm on my own this christmas- my folks went to visit my uncle and my cousins for christmas and I couldn't really afford to fly myself there too right now (and didn't want them to pay for it) so it's just me, and Daeg. A quiet Christmas week itself, but we're gonna do a thing once they're home in a few weeks!
not sure what I am gonna cook tomorrow, just yet, but probably nothing too complicated since it's just me haha
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
edited December 2024
I have a query on behalf of my 12yo, who has made it to Christmas Eve undrummed - Is Christmas Day part of the danger period?
i.e. Is a 'win' declared end at the start of Christmas Day, or the end of Christmas Day?
EDIT: Oh hey, it's right in the OP. I will inform the concerned parties.
I got got last night at early Christmas dinner at my dad's. Some truly awful Caribbean themed version with steel drums came up on the algorithmic shuffle.
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I got got last night at early Christmas dinner at my dad's. Some truly awful Caribbean themed version with steel drums came up on the algorithmic shuffle.
I was sick at home while my wife took Mini T to a family event. She got back and asked me to get him out of the car while he was asleep and put him in his crib. As I was doing that the radio began paying a song that I crucially DID NOT RECOGNIZE. I turned to look at the screen and it was the Pentatonix Little Drummer Boy but no words had been sung, no parums had been pummed, not even a melody recognizable as the dread song. My wife turned it off before any of the actual tune played.
I would argue that had I not looked to see what it was and theoretically had gotten away before hearing the rest of it had it continued to play, I would be safe.
Hahaha, my wife just got got after insisting this morning she was invincible
I would like for someone to post something truly deranged and unhinged for her, please, as adding insult to her injury would bring me great joy
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IronKnuckleThis is also my faultRegistered Userregular
Well I'm in Nashville (family lives here) and we went to the Gaylord Opryland resort (it's a thing) and my brother insisted we go on the little river cruise thing they have inside this gigantic hotel.
So they played Christmas music the whole time and the drums, they came for me.
Time of death: 12/24/24, 3:00 pm, Gaylord Opryland Resort and Hotel.
Well I'm in Nashville (family lives here) and we went to the Gaylord Opryland resort (it's a thing) and my brother insisted we go on the little river cruise thing they have inside this gigantic hotel.
So they played Christmas music the whole time and the drums, they came for me.
Time of death: 12/24/24, 3:00 pm, Gaylord Opryland Resort and Hotel.
Well I'm in Nashville (family lives here) and we went to the Gaylord Opryland resort (it's a thing) and my brother insisted we go on the little river cruise thing they have inside this gigantic hotel.
So they played Christmas music the whole time and the drums, they came for me.
Time of death: 12/24/24, 3:00 pm, Gaylord Opryland Resort and Hotel.
FATALITY!
Finally some ladies.
+1
Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I was sick at home while my wife took Mini T to a family event. She got back and asked me to get him out of the car while he was asleep and put him in his crib. As I was doing that the radio began paying a song that I crucially DID NOT RECOGNIZE. I turned to look at the screen and it was the Pentatonix Little Drummer Boy but no words had been sung, no parums had been pummed, not even a melody recognizable as the dread song. My wife turned it off before any of the actual tune played.
I would argue that had I not looked to see what it was and theoretically had gotten away before hearing the rest of it had it continued to play, I would be safe.
Am I alive or dead
If you didn’t hear it you have not been murdered yet
I was out walking my dog in the winter wonderland, noting one of my favourite things about a good Canadian winter is how quiet things get under a few feet of snow
Just a little crunch of snow beneath your boots, and everything else just sorta has the noise dampened and everything feels very peaceful
On the way to the park I noted the sound of some cutesy midi music wafting over the breeze, the type you used to hear on like, little motion detector wreaths in the 2000s and whatnot, only able to play a single track; something like Come All Ye Faithful
I ignored the warning sign
And on the walk back, this stupid fucking tree blasting midi music played the final 12 notes of the damn song
I was out walking my dog in the winter wonderland, noting one of my favourite things about a good Canadian winter is how quiet things get under a few feet of snow
Just a little crunch of snow beneath your boots, and everything else just sorta has the noise dampened and everything feels very peaceful
On the way to the park I noted the sound of some cutesy midi music wafting over the breeze, the type you used to hear on like, little motion detector wreaths in the 2000s and whatnot, only able to play a single track; something like Come All Ye Faithful
I ignored the warning sign
And on the walk back, this stupid fucking tree blasting midi music played the final 12 notes of the damn song
All day in the living room:no problem
Radio on the way to church: nothing
Mass itself: no drummer
Radio on the way home: actually doing a radio play of a Christmas Carol
Radio kept playing during dinner: I'm immortal
While doing the dishes: classic choral version
All day in the living room:no problem
Radio on the way to church: nothing
Mass itself: no drummer
Radio on the way home: actually doing a radio play of a Christmas Carol
Radio kept playing during dinner: I'm immortal
While doing the dishes: classic choral version
My wife just informed me the version of the song she heard had some sort of baby or toddler doing the pa-rum-pum-pums and she felt so disrespected getting got by some fuckin baby 😂😂😂
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MrMonroepassed outon the floor nowRegistered Userregular
Lo I am slain
By an Instagram reel where someone had rearranged the letters on a "merry Christmas" display to instead read "creamy shits" so the woman whose house it is yells about it and then a guy plays little drummer boy on an electric piano that only makes fart noises
I thought I lost earlier but it was actually a Pokemon kids nursury rhyme which was not the correct tune and said "pa pa pum pum pum". However, my family put on Christmas music, so I expect to die shortly.
By an Instagram reel where someone had rearranged the letters on a "merry Christmas" display to instead read "creamy shits" so the woman whose house it is yells about it and then a guy plays little drummer boy on an electric piano that only makes fart noises
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There’s a very good joke where magic johnson says he’s cousins with the magic screen.
Then the next bit is them unboxing grace jones to hit specifically me with the parum pa pum pums
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
While inside, I got Wham'd twice and heard Mariah Carey's song once, but managed to avoid the boy.
I'm pretty sure I can't top what I've already done, so there'll be no more from me
what on earth are you people doing in here
ironically I'm on my own this christmas- my folks went to visit my uncle and my cousins for christmas and I couldn't really afford to fly myself there too right now (and didn't want them to pay for it) so it's just me, and Daeg. A quiet Christmas week itself, but we're gonna do a thing once they're home in a few weeks!
not sure what I am gonna cook tomorrow, just yet, but probably nothing too complicated since it's just me haha
i.e. Is a 'win' declared end at the start of Christmas Day, or the end of Christmas Day?
EDIT: Oh hey, it's right in the OP. I will inform the concerned parties.
Done in by the Christmas service.
I'm not sure what the strike rate is on these things, but I'm thinking upwards of 33% lethal.
I tried to find drawn smut of Joey B, the hottest athlete in the world, but nobody is brave enough to go there
So this isn’t a fatality art, I just wanted to share some
Holiday Joe Burrow pics
Went to a Christmas party on Saturday and shopping on Sunday and a restaurant with live music yesterday and still i elude him
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SO BE A BADDIE, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE
OH YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
Felt like I dodged a bullet last night with Ultimate Bing Crosby playing in the background but I found my phone before track 12 started
I was sick at home while my wife took Mini T to a family event. She got back and asked me to get him out of the car while he was asleep and put him in his crib. As I was doing that the radio began paying a song that I crucially DID NOT RECOGNIZE. I turned to look at the screen and it was the Pentatonix Little Drummer Boy but no words had been sung, no parums had been pummed, not even a melody recognizable as the dread song. My wife turned it off before any of the actual tune played.
I would argue that had I not looked to see what it was and theoretically had gotten away before hearing the rest of it had it continued to play, I would be safe.
Am I alive or dead
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Heading to children's choir before Mass.
If you can't find the art you have to draw it yourself.
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I would like for someone to post something truly deranged and unhinged for her, please, as adding insult to her injury would bring me great joy
So they played Christmas music the whole time and the drums, they came for me.
Time of death: 12/24/24, 3:00 pm, Gaylord Opryland Resort and Hotel.
FATALITY!
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Finally some ladies.
If you didn’t hear it you have not been murdered yet
Five whole times!
Dang it! I was so close, but I lost five times!
YOU'D BETTER NOT CRY
YOU'D BETTER NOT POUT I'M TELLING YOU WHY
I was out walking my dog in the winter wonderland, noting one of my favourite things about a good Canadian winter is how quiet things get under a few feet of snow
Just a little crunch of snow beneath your boots, and everything else just sorta has the noise dampened and everything feels very peaceful
On the way to the park I noted the sound of some cutesy midi music wafting over the breeze, the type you used to hear on like, little motion detector wreaths in the 2000s and whatnot, only able to play a single track; something like Come All Ye Faithful
I ignored the warning sign
And on the walk back, this stupid fucking tree blasting midi music played the final 12 notes of the damn song
3DS Friend Code: 0216-0898-6512
Switch Friend Code: SW-7437-1538-7786
FATALITY
Radio on the way to church: nothing
Mass itself: no drummer
Radio on the way home: actually doing a radio play of a Christmas Carol
Radio kept playing during dinner: I'm immortal
While doing the dishes: classic choral version
TOD: 7:02
FATALITY
By an Instagram reel where someone had rearranged the letters on a "merry Christmas" display to instead read "creamy shits" so the woman whose house it is yells about it and then a guy plays little drummer boy on an electric piano that only makes fart noises
Just like the old fortune teller said
FATALITY