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The Drummer is Still Out There (NSFW)

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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    Well… my partner was like “I want to watch peewee’s Christmas special.” And I was like “I’ve never seen that ok”

    There’s a very good joke where magic johnson says he’s cousins with the magic screen.

    Then the next bit is them unboxing grace jones to hit specifically me with the parum pa pum pums

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Well… my partner was like “I want to watch peewee’s Christmas special.” And I was like “I’ve never seen that ok”

    There’s a very good joke where magic johnson says he’s cousins with the magic screen.

    Then the next bit is them unboxing grace jones to hit specifically me with the parum pa pum pums

    HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    So do we just dump all the smut at the end of this shindig or what

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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    To be killed by 80s grace jones in that boiled leather corset top is actually how I asked Santa to kill me

  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    Took my wife out for a last minute holiday adventure to find some different kind of goodies/stocking stuffers at one of our new Japanese dollar-store-esque stores.

    While inside, I got Wham'd twice and heard Mariah Carey's song once, but managed to avoid the boy.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »
    So do we just dump all the smut at the end of this shindig or what

    I'm pretty sure I can't top what I've already done, so there'll be no more from me

  • KappaKappa we stayed bright as lightning we sang loud as thunderRegistered User regular
    *pops in*

    what on earth are you people doing in here

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    A cherished forum tradition

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User, Moderator mod
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Anzekay wrote: »
    I still live, but I gotta do some grocery shopping tomorrow (well, today technically) and it’s Christmas Eve so it’s gonna be the danger zone

    I was smart over the weekend and purchased all of the stuff I needed for a tasty holiday turkey dinner on Christmas.

    except

    umm

    apparently the turkey

    So I guess back into the trenches I go.

    ironically I'm on my own this christmas- my folks went to visit my uncle and my cousins for christmas and I couldn't really afford to fly myself there too right now (and didn't want them to pay for it) so it's just me, and Daeg. A quiet Christmas week itself, but we're gonna do a thing once they're home in a few weeks!

    not sure what I am gonna cook tomorrow, just yet, but probably nothing too complicated since it's just me haha

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2024
    I have a query on behalf of my 12yo, who has made it to Christmas Eve undrummed - Is Christmas Day part of the danger period?

    i.e. Is a 'win' declared end at the start of Christmas Day, or the end of Christmas Day?


    EDIT: Oh hey, it's right in the OP. I will inform the concerned parties.

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  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Well, there we go.
    Done in by the Christmas service.
    I'm not sure what the strike rate is on these things, but I'm thinking upwards of 33% lethal.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
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    I tried to find drawn smut of Joey B, the hottest athlete in the world, but nobody is brave enough to go there

    So this isn’t a fatality art, I just wanted to share some
    Holiday Joe Burrow pics

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Still alive

    Went to a Christmas party on Saturday and shopping on Sunday and a restaurant with live music yesterday and still i elude him

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    Well, there we go.
    Done in by the Christmas service.
    I'm not sure what the strike rate is on these things, but I'm thinking upwards of 33% lethal.

    SO BE A BADDIE, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE

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  • SlymSlym Registered User regular
    I got got last night at early Christmas dinner at my dad's. Some truly awful Caribbean themed version with steel drums came up on the algorithmic shuffle.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Slym wrote: »
    I got got last night at early Christmas dinner at my dad's. Some truly awful Caribbean themed version with steel drums came up on the algorithmic shuffle.

    OH YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    STILL ALIVE

    Felt like I dodged a bullet last night with Ultimate Bing Crosby playing in the background but I found my phone before track 12 started

  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    I'm dead man walking. My family decided to have the radio on all day listening to carols

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Yoked Santa vs Yoked Jesus death match

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    @Raijin Quickfoot I need a ruling

    I was sick at home while my wife took Mini T to a family event. She got back and asked me to get him out of the car while he was asleep and put him in his crib. As I was doing that the radio began paying a song that I crucially DID NOT RECOGNIZE. I turned to look at the screen and it was the Pentatonix Little Drummer Boy but no words had been sung, no parums had been pummed, not even a melody recognizable as the dread song. My wife turned it off before any of the actual tune played.

    I would argue that had I not looked to see what it was and theoretically had gotten away before hearing the rest of it had it continued to play, I would be safe.

    Am I alive or dead

  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    Schrodinger's toast

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Seems pretty clear cut to me. You didn't hear it.

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Time for the final boss.

    Heading to children's choir before Mass.

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Yup, hitting the kill switch before the tune hits absolutely sounds safe to me

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
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    I tried to find drawn smut of Joey B, the hottest athlete in the world, but nobody is brave enough to go there

    So this isn’t a fatality art, I just wanted to share some
    Holiday Joe Burrow pics

    If you can't find the art you have to draw it yourself.

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Hahaha, my wife just got got after insisting this morning she was invincible

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    I would like for someone to post something truly deranged and unhinged for her, please, as adding insult to her injury would bring me great joy

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  • IronKnuckleIronKnuckle This is also my fault Registered User regular
    Well I'm in Nashville (family lives here) and we went to the Gaylord Opryland resort (it's a thing) and my brother insisted we go on the little river cruise thing they have inside this gigantic hotel.

    So they played Christmas music the whole time and the drums, they came for me.

    Time of death: 12/24/24, 3:00 pm, Gaylord Opryland Resort and Hotel.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Well I'm in Nashville (family lives here) and we went to the Gaylord Opryland resort (it's a thing) and my brother insisted we go on the little river cruise thing they have inside this gigantic hotel.

    So they played Christmas music the whole time and the drums, they came for me.

    Time of death: 12/24/24, 3:00 pm, Gaylord Opryland Resort and Hotel.

    FATALITY!

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  • GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Well I'm in Nashville (family lives here) and we went to the Gaylord Opryland resort (it's a thing) and my brother insisted we go on the little river cruise thing they have inside this gigantic hotel.

    So they played Christmas music the whole time and the drums, they came for me.

    Time of death: 12/24/24, 3:00 pm, Gaylord Opryland Resort and Hotel.

    FATALITY!

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    SirToasty wrote: »
    @Raijin Quickfoot I need a ruling

    I was sick at home while my wife took Mini T to a family event. She got back and asked me to get him out of the car while he was asleep and put him in his crib. As I was doing that the radio began paying a song that I crucially DID NOT RECOGNIZE. I turned to look at the screen and it was the Pentatonix Little Drummer Boy but no words had been sung, no parums had been pummed, not even a melody recognizable as the dread song. My wife turned it off before any of the actual tune played.

    I would argue that had I not looked to see what it was and theoretically had gotten away before hearing the rest of it had it continued to play, I would be safe.

    Am I alive or dead

    If you didn’t hear it you have not been murdered yet

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    You folks aren't going to believe this but that dang Drummer Boy killed me five times!

    Five whole times!

    Dang it! I was so close, but I lost five times!

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Hahaha, my wife just got got after insisting this morning she was invincible

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    I would like for someone to post something truly deranged and unhinged for her, please, as adding insult to her injury would bring me great joy

    YOU'D BETTER NOT CRY

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    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You folks aren't going to believe this but that dang Drummer Boy killed me five times!

    Five whole times!

    Dang it! I was so close, but I lost five times!

    YOU'D BETTER NOT POUT I'M TELLING YOU WHY

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    *fuck*

    I was out walking my dog in the winter wonderland, noting one of my favourite things about a good Canadian winter is how quiet things get under a few feet of snow

    Just a little crunch of snow beneath your boots, and everything else just sorta has the noise dampened and everything feels very peaceful

    On the way to the park I noted the sound of some cutesy midi music wafting over the breeze, the type you used to hear on like, little motion detector wreaths in the 2000s and whatnot, only able to play a single track; something like Come All Ye Faithful

    I ignored the warning sign

    And on the walk back, this stupid fucking tree blasting midi music played the final 12 notes of the damn song

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    *fuck*

    I was out walking my dog in the winter wonderland, noting one of my favourite things about a good Canadian winter is how quiet things get under a few feet of snow

    Just a little crunch of snow beneath your boots, and everything else just sorta has the noise dampened and everything feels very peaceful

    On the way to the park I noted the sound of some cutesy midi music wafting over the breeze, the type you used to hear on like, little motion detector wreaths in the 2000s and whatnot, only able to play a single track; something like Come All Ye Faithful

    I ignored the warning sign

    And on the walk back, this stupid fucking tree blasting midi music played the final 12 notes of the damn song

    FATALITY

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    All day in the living room:no problem
    Radio on the way to church: nothing
    Mass itself: no drummer
    Radio on the way home: actually doing a radio play of a Christmas Carol
    Radio kept playing during dinner: I'm immortal
    While doing the dishes: classic choral version

    TOD: 7:02

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »
    All day in the living room:no problem
    Radio on the way to church: nothing
    Mass itself: no drummer
    Radio on the way home: actually doing a radio play of a Christmas Carol
    Radio kept playing during dinner: I'm immortal
    While doing the dishes: classic choral version

    TOD: 7:02

    FATALITY

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    My wife just informed me the version of the song she heard had some sort of baby or toddler doing the pa-rum-pum-pums and she felt so disrespected getting got by some fuckin baby 😂😂😂

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Lo I am slain

    By an Instagram reel where someone had rearranged the letters on a "merry Christmas" display to instead read "creamy shits" so the woman whose house it is yells about it and then a guy plays little drummer boy on an electric piano that only makes fart noises

    Just like the old fortune teller said

  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I thought I lost earlier but it was actually a Pokemon kids nursury rhyme which was not the correct tune and said "pa pa pum pum pum". However, my family put on Christmas music, so I expect to die shortly.

    I ate an engineer
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Lo I am slain

    By an Instagram reel where someone had rearranged the letters on a "merry Christmas" display to instead read "creamy shits" so the woman whose house it is yells about it and then a guy plays little drummer boy on an electric piano that only makes fart noises

    Just like the old fortune teller said

    FATALITY

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