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DrezDrez Registered User regular
in Last Christmas
They should make a sequel to It’s A Wonderful Life! but it should be about if Tony Stark never joined the Avengers.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I could go for a new Resident Evil movie.

    Mila has to have one more in the tank.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    What if Air Bud, but the dog plays chess. Except he's really bad at chess. Like, the dog understands the rules and can even deftly manipulate the pieces, but he just has no strategy.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    I could go for a new Resident Evil movie.

    Mila has to have one more in the tank.

    This thread is supposed to be about TERRIBLE movies, not awesome movies.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    They should make a sequel to It’s A Wonderful Life! but it should be about if Tony Stark never joined the Avengers.

    They basically did that in the What If series

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    The Santa Claus 6

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I have what might be the best awful movie idea of all time.
    We open on the McCallister family from Home Alone having a family breakfast at a restaurant somewhere in New York City. Everyone is present except for Kevin and his cousin Fuller. There is raucous laughter, jokes and humor, good cheer to be had by everyone present at the table. Cut to: the exterior of the building. They are at the World Trade Center, on the morning of September 11th, 2001. You all know what happens next.

    Flash forward. Kevin and Fuller have enlisted in the Army, and are now deployed to Afghanistan, stationed at a base near a village in Kandahar to search for Taliban insurgents. One evening they get a tip that a nearby compound is actually an armory for the local militia. With his squad (and Fuller) in toe, Kevin sets off for the compound by night to raid it. Little do all of them realize that a plucky young man who's been orphaned by the US military is lying in wait for them, and the compound is wired with traps...

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    A prequel to the Lion King which legitimizes Scar's grievances and makes everyone talk about Kimba again

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    My idea is a movie about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning technique.

    I’m thinking of calling it, Billy and the Cloneasaurus.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    A prequel to the Lion King which legitimizes Scar's grievances and makes everyone talk about Kimba again

    I mean, the morals of the original Lion King movie were pretty fucked already

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    James and the Giant Feeling of Dread into Adulthood

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    La La Land 2.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    A sequel to Lost in Translation called Lost in Afghanistan featuring Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson again.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    They should make a sequel to It’s A Wonderful Life! but it should be about if Tony Stark never joined the Avengers.

    They basically did that in the What If series

    I haven’t watched what if yet but I will check it out

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    juno

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Being Jugg R Nut

    It's just a biopic about me doing stuff throughout the day but I'm played by Mark Wahlberg

    https://www.instagram.com/evansinkworks/
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Alien, but it's just another Sony Marvel movie without Spiderman or Aliens

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Alien, but it's just another Sony Marvel movie without Spiderman or Aliens

    Mr. Negative vs. Predator (I'm aware Predator is Fox/Disney)

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    My idea is a movie about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning technique.

    I’m thinking of calling it, Billy and the Cloneasaurus.

    The problem with this premise is that literally nothing could go wrong in such a park, there would be no conflict or tension

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  • RatherDashingRatherDashing Registered User regular
    The Terminal 2 where he gets stuck in a different airport while Krakosia goes through another coup.

  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    I saw one last night about a widower whose ice sculpture comes to life in the form of a pretty lady when his daughter wishes it to be so.

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  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Being Jugg R Nut

    It's just a biopic about me doing stuff throughout the day but I'm played by Mark Wahlberg

    You think he can do a Southern accent? Now that i think about it, we only spoke a bit so i can't remember how thick your accent is.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    RatherDashing wrote: »
    The Terminal 2 where he gets stuck in a different airport while Krakosia goes through another coup.

    Stuck in Nashville or Atlanta.

    He can only eat Guy Fieri's Trashcan Nachos and get side work playing the Harmonica for tourists

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    A movie about immortal British swordsmen but at the end you find out they were aliens all along

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    A movie about immortal British swordsmen but at the end you find out they were aliens all along

    Maybe get weird with the casting and have a frenchman playing the scot and a scot playing the Egyptian?

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Uwe Boll presents: Custer's Revenge

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    A movie about immortal British swordsmen but at the end you find out they were aliens all along

    Maybe get weird with the casting and have a frenchman playing the scot and a scot playing the Egyptian?

    Only if the Egyptian is also Spanish for no reason whatsoever

    And no accents! Nobody can sound like they’re supposed to!

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Uwe Boll presents: Custer's Revenge

    Uwe Boll presents: Omikron

  • WonderMinkWonderMink Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    cooljammer00 wrote: »
    I saw one last night about a widower whose ice sculpture comes to life in the form of a pretty lady when his daughter wishes it to be so.

    How did they know about my ice sculpture fetish!?!

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Basically shape of water but with a birdman instead of a Fishman.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    What about a batshit sequel to the 80s hit movie Mannequin?

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  • WonderMinkWonderMink Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Basically shape of water but with a birdman instead of a Fishman.

    Man bird. Man giraffe. Man man.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    What about a batshit sequel to the 80s hit movie Mannequin?

    Did we not get that

    Or are you wanting something more batshit than a guy who falls in love with a mannequin that is actually a cursed medieval princess and his best friend is a campy black gay dude and together they fight the evil German bodybuilders

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Love Actually but every one is a centaur.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    WonderMink wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Basically shape of water but with a birdman instead of a Fishman.

    Man bird. Man giraffe. Man man.

    A centaur with recessive genes that’s just a talking horse

  • RatherDashingRatherDashing Registered User regular
    edited December 2024
    One of those legacy sequel/remakes, but for both Mr Ed and My Mother The Car. About a talking horse, Mr Ed's great-grandson, whose horse mother is reincarnated as the car-granddaughter of the My Mother car.

    RatherDashing on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    WonderMink wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Basically shape of water but with a birdman instead of a Fishman.

    Man bird. Man giraffe. Man man.

    A centaur with recessive genes that’s just a talking horse

    A centaur with recessive genes that were all turned human in a science experiment.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    My Mother the Car was actually a prequel to Knight Rider

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    WonderMink wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Basically shape of water but with a birdman instead of a Fishman.

    Man bird. Man giraffe. Man man.

    A centaur with recessive genes that’s just a talking horse

    A centaur with recessive genes that were all turned human in a science experiment.

    But they can’t talk and only eat hay

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    furlion wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Being Jugg R Nut

    It's just a biopic about me doing stuff throughout the day but I'm played by Mark Wahlberg

    You think he can do a Southern accent? Now that i think about it, we only spoke a bit so i can't remember how thick your accent is.

    I am routinely mistaken for being Canadian (???) So I don't think I have much of one.

    https://www.instagram.com/evansinkworks/
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    WonderMink wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Basically shape of water but with a birdman instead of a Fishman.

    Man bird. Man giraffe. Man man.

    A centaur with recessive genes that’s just a talking horse

    A centaur with recessive genes that were all turned human in a science experiment.

    But they can’t talk and only eat hay

    All played by Deep Roy

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