PAX Slogan Contest!

Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, Administrator, ClubPA, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff staff
edited June 2007 in PAX Archive
We've never really done a mini-contest like this before, so please bear with me.

Around Downtown we're having those cool lightpost banners installed for the month of August, and on them there is a little area for a small, 7-12 word slogan. We have four of these already written, but I'm opening it up to the PAX forum to choose our fifth.

An example, for instance, is our standard "A Celebration of Gaming Culture."

Winner gets a free shirt and a copy of Book 4 (just came out) sent to them. Let's say the cutoff for entries in this thread is Friday at 10 PM PST. Submit as many entries as you would like. :)

Let's see how this goes!

Some guy.
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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Rules have been clarified. Thanks Robert!

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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX > Your mom

    BigRed on
    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
  • de4dmeta1de4dmeta1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OMGWTFPAX

    de4dmeta1 on
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    "Don't worry, we are from the internet"

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • 435435 Registered User
    edited June 2007
    It's like a raid, only AWESOME.

    435 on
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  • b0wserb0wser PAX HHL Deputy Manager Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    "PAX: Any Time is Gaming Time"

    b0wser on
    [Enforcers] are the fucking best.
  • TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: What was sleep again?

    TNTrooper on
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  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, Administrator, ClubPA, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff staff
    edited June 2007
    edited to clarify!

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    Some guy.
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Can you handle this much awesome in one weekend?

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Here are some rough ideas I am having.

    Open to everyone! (Except for Jack Thompson)
    Open to everyone! (Except for Uwe Boll)
    Open to everyone! (Except for Marc Ecko)

    Rated E for everyone! (Except for Jack Thompson)
    Rated E for everyone! (Except for Uwe Boll)
    Rated E for everyone! (Except for Marc Ecko)


    (In Jurrasic Park font) Welcome to Jurassic PAX

    It's no E3...but that's why we like it!
    It's no E3...but that's why we are here!
    It's no E3...but that's why it kicks ass!

    (These are attempts to reference Mike and Jerry who are very different from each other. I am having trouble defining Mike in one word though. Lexiconnoisseur link. The word "collide" could be substituted for "unite" in any of these.)
    Where lexiconnoisseurs and gamers unite!
    Where lexiconnoisseurs and sausage patty lovers unite!
    Where lexiconnoisseurs and Pokémon trainers unite!
    Where lexiconnoisseurs and Debbie Gibson fans unite!
    Where lexiconnoisseurs and tea-tottlers unite.
    (Jerry has called to Mike a tea-tottler before)

    (This will never appear on a public sign.) With special guest: ANAL CUNT!
    Speaking of which, Jerry should see if he could round up the members of Anal Cunt and then invite them to PAX. He said that the are not very good, but I think it would be worth it.

    PAX: The Woodstock for gamers and Internet denizens.


    If we're all here, who's on teh Internets?

    wear in ur citi, attednin ur conventon I suck at spelling things wrongly!

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Prepare yourself for a gaming experience of epic proportions

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • JaidenJaiden Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: If You Lived in Gaming Heaven, You'd Be Home Already.

    Jaiden on
    [15:51] <+Snickers> Dur, I R CUM
    [10:24] * @BigRed-Worky cums the water

    [12:32] <+prox> lawl you kickbanned me so hard my client crashed
  • yoshamanoyoshamano The fuck is this. The fuck was that. Marshall, Soviet MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Come meet a couple thousand new friends.
    Don't forget to bring a swag bag.
    Killer Instinct: Destroying Tycho's dignity since 1996.
    The summer of nerd.
    Dice, mice, mics., controllers, and a juicer.
    We are legion, we like pie.

    And I'm going to stop before I just start trying to crack jokes instead of making slogans.

    yoshamano on
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  • Cynd3rCynCynd3rCyn Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Penny Arcade Expo: Because Cthulu Commands It!

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Welcome to New Arcadia, All Hail the Ball!

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Because you hated Diaktana

    BigRed on
    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Moe_Fwacky wrote: »
    Prepare yourself for a gaming experience of epic proportions

    Is that a WoW reference? If it is not, it should be. Include a picture of an epic mount or something. I don't play WoW, so I have no knowledge of what can be classified as "epic".

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  • de4dmeta1de4dmeta1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seattle? THIS IS NEW ARCADIA!!

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  • GuyGuy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    All your town are belong to PAX.

    Guy on
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    THIIISS IISS AAAAAAAARRRRCCCAAAADIIIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • LindygamerLindygamer Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Welcome to Arcadia
    Pop: 31337

    Lindygamer on
    The opinions I don't have are the opinions I don't got.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Do you have a DS and want to play Mario Kart?

    or the more sinister

    If you have a DS, open Pictochat

    or the warning

    For your own safety, don't open Pictochat

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: gold 4 $$$ reel cheep!!!
    PAX: $$ cheap gold $$

    PAX: Jesus is my Omeganaut
    PAX: Home to the heroic Omeganauts

    You may be a guitarist, but I won a trip to Tokyo!

    PAX: Where we roll 20's and drink 40's. (This is my first idea that I actually laughed at.)

    mentok1982 on
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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Moe_Fwacky wrote: »
    Do you have a DS and want to play Mario Kart?

    or the more sinister

    If you have a DS, open Pictochat

    or the warning

    For your own safety, don't open Pictochat

    You gave me this idea Moe, so this is all yours:
    Now entering a PSP free zone.

    mentok1982 on
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  • OfficerOfficer Registered User
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Come in, sit down, talk smack.

    PAX: NEEEERRRDDDSS! This way please.

    PAX: Don't look directly at it, you could go blind.

    PAX: So many people, so few lives.

    Officer on
  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, Administrator, ClubPA, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff staff
    edited June 2007
    These are great guys- keep 'em coming. :)

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    Some guy.
  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 b3 h3r3

    PAX: Let us show you our Pokemans

    PAX: Do it for the EXP

    PAX: up up down down left right left right B A

    PAX: We swear... the princess is actually in this castle

    PAX: Convention of Gaming +3

    BrokenAngel on
    k9mk2carn.pngeleventhdoc2carn.png *Proud Head Girl of Slytherin & Team Red*
  • GuyGuy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: The right to peacefully assemble/totally Pwn.

    Guy on
  • robidoorobidoo Registered User
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Basically Awesome.

    PAX: A Gathering Place for Nerds.

    The PAX that's not Brangelina's baby.

    robidoo on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GuyGuy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    "Come on in and bring your A-Game" - PAX
    or
    "Come on in and bring your comp" - PAX

    Guy on
  • Spyder ZSpyder Z I am What and Who I am Shoreline, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    -By Gamers, For Gamers
    -(P)wning (A)ll E(X)pos since 2004
    -Gaming, more than a hobby, it's a lifestyle
    -PAX. LEVEL UP!
    -Press [Start] to Continue
    - PAX 4 U 2 C

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Spyder Z wrote: »
    -(P)wning (A)ll E(X)pos since 2004

    That is awesome. I really like that.

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Our collective odor is greater than our individual odor.
    PAX: Our collective odor is > our individual odor.

    PAX: We know how to kill zombies.
    PAX: We know where to shoot zombies.
    PAX: We know how to kill zombies, and zombie dogs.

    PAX: Keeping this planet alien free since 1978
    (Space Invaders was created in '78)
    PAX: Riding the world of the undead since ___ (When was the first game in which you killed the undead? I found a game from 1984.)

    PAX: All your sandwiches are belong to us!

    PAX: No one here has beaten Spider-Man 3.
    PAX: No one here bought Spider-Man 3.

    PAX: Don't outlaw games, outlaw bad games!

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  • GuyGuy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: So much gaming you'll need a fort save

    Guy on
  • anableanable Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Stiff competition in this thread!

    PAX: It's Sexellent

    PAX: Better than the Space Needle

    PAX: Penny-Arcade IRL!

    PAX: Wangs, Clawshrimp, and Juicers

    anable on
  • atrayatray Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Gamers Unite
    PAX: Where Gamers Unite
    PAX: Its not the size that matters, its whats inside

    atray on
  • mygiantrobotmygiantrobot Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: You wouldn't get it.

    PAX: Better than E3

    PAX: Be afraid.

    mygiantrobot on
    <kelp> i'm in ur oceans, housin ur otters

    I make costumes.
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Penny arcade expo, For gamers-- By gamers.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Penny arcade expo !THE videogame extravaganza of the USA!

    Viscountalpha on
  • nearlysobernearlysober Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    We're digital players in a digital world!

    This one only really works if there's a picture of FF on the banner...
    PAX: Resistence is fruitile

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