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Mmmmmm cigarettes

KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModerator Mod Emeritus
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette

it is a thread for smokers, about smoking


i'm a camel filters man, myself. marlboro's give me headaches

camel just rolled out something called 'signature blends'

the robusts taste like wet garbage, and the frosts turned out to actually be menthols

but the infused blend is really nice. it's very similar to the discontinued Izmir Stinger blend

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    More like cock smokers, rite?

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have camel lights right now.

    it was a fucking rip off!

    i wanted a buy one get one

    and i got a buy two get one

    fucking

    Bergy on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    no, not at all

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    AMERICAN SPIRIT
    YES
    YES
    Filters? YES
    No Filter? YES

    I had unfiltered Spirits once and they were smooooooth. I don't really care either way. Someone will have to take up smoking for me once I get back from Japan, since I'm quitting for good after that.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh.

    Well ok then.

    Enjoy your thread, you crazy kids.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    the buy 2 get 1 deals are such bullshit anyway

    if you compare the prices, it's actually more like Buy 2 and 1/3rd, get 2/3rds Free

    Knob on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    AMERICAN SPIRIT
    YES
    YES
    Filters? YES
    No Filter? YES

    I had unfiltered Spirits once and they were smooooooth. I don't really care either way. Someone will have to take up smoking for me once I get back from Japan, since I'm quitting for good after that.

    everytime i try an american spirit, it doesn't taste like anything at all

    Knob on
  • Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    fuck yes smoking
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    I like the indian spirit ones

    Did anyone else first start smoking like cloves? Djuram blacks maybe?

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I smoke camel lights right now. I am going to make another go of quitting.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    i quit.

    Drano on
  • cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I quite smoking awhile ago but I've been craving a cigarette more and more. It doesn't help that just about everyone I hang out with smokes and everyone at my work smokes. I may end up buying a pack soon.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    marlboro is so gross

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I usually smoke menthols.

    Bergy on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Did anyone else first start smoking like cloves? Djuram blacks maybe?

    god those are awful

    greasy and filthy and you only see the fruitiest goths and the nastiest hippies with them

    plus they're ridiculously expensive


    kissin' on girls who smoke cloves is rad though because they make your lips taste awesome

    Knob on
  • RancedRanced Default Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    menthols, more or less

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    GET OUT OF HERE TAR-BREATH

    BURN IN HELL DIRTY-LUNGS

    KILL YOURSELF IF YOU WANT BUT DON'T TAKE ME WITH YOU BY BREATHING THAT SHIT IN MY FACE

    GOD YOU HAVE KIDS AND YOU SMOKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON

    <OTHER RANDOM STUPD THINGS JUDGMENTAL HOLIER-THAN-THOU NON-SMOKERS SAY TO SMOKERS>

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    if still bumming cigarettes when i feel like it and smoking cigars once in a blue moon counts as quitting

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    i watched good night and good luck last night

    and it made me think


    what happened to the world

    those dudes smoked damn everywhere and chased it with gallons of scotch

    why can't we smoke in schools and hospitals and airplanes anymore

    when did the nonsmokers start winning

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  • AnimalplanetAnimalplanet Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I smoke the Camel Mellows they have out right now. They're pretty good. Similar to Camel lights but with a bit more flavor to them.

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So Canada changed it's smoking laws. Before we had a TOTAL ban on ALL smoking advertisements, now we lifted that to a "Anywhere, where the customers are over 18, or 85% of the readers are over 18; adds are only allowed to promote the CIGARETTE, not the supposed lifestyle attached with it" As-well, Imperial Tobacco (our largest tobacco industry) had taken upon themselves to go and change the names of ALL their cigarettes, Players Filter = Players Regular; ExportA Light = ExportA Smooth; etc, etc, Smoking is in a new age and day for Canada.

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  • Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Did anyone else first start smoking like cloves? Djuram blacks maybe?

    god those are awful

    greasy and filthy and you only see the fruitiest goths and the nastiest hippies with them

    plus they're ridiculously expensive


    kissin' on girls who smoke cloves is rad though because they make your lips taste awesome
    I think me and my friends were more goth then hippie maybe. I always liked the aftertaste on your lips. Theyre pretty gay anyways

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    this isnt gay at all though. He cant help but look cool. Why is this? You know why

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    How did the non-smokers start winning?

    Because non-smokers whine louder than smokers and the world at large is just trying to get them to shut the hell up.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Just don't smoke around me

    And we'll all be fine

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I smoke Marlboro Reds. I really can't get a buzz off of anything else.

    Some places are fucking ridiculous about smoking. Not being able to smoke outside, in bars, or in a 50-mile radius of another human being? What kind of bullshit is that?

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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Export A Ultra lights. They taste great and are less filling!

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I quit smoking for the third time a week ago

    maybe this time I will actually stop aulhgluhahlug

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    what i love is when someone is a guest in my home and they do the whole forced 'ahem ahem cough'

    and i say 'what's up'

    and they're all 'oh nothing, i think i'll just sit outside in the dirt and bugs and filth ahem cough ahem'

    and i'm all, 'you know, you could just ask me to put it out instead of being a passive dickhole. now you do get to go sit outside. sucks to be you'

    Knob on
  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    mmm cigs

    i started on parliaments, then moved to american spirits and smoked those for a while

    american spirits taste fuckin' great, but after a while, the harder pull got to me. movin' back to parliaments for the easy pull.

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I smoked a couple Marlboro Lights tonight.

    I'll smoke anything anybody has got if I feel like it.

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I wish people made as big of a deal about obesity as they do cigarettes.
    I see people all the time point an accusing finger at smokers, and announce “smokings bad for you

    Why don’t people get up in fat peoples business for no reason whatsoever?

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited July 2007
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    i can't smoke parliaments

    i always feel like i should jam something in the filter


    it's just an empty hole, begging to be filled

    Knob on
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    i think its best to consider quitting once not having any cigarettes causes more stress than ever needed to be relieved to begin with.
    at least when i smoke now i enjoy it instead of just doing it out of compulsion.

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    I usually smoke menthols.

    you slimey motherfucker

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i bought 2 packs on tuesday and had a few and then on wednesday morning went for dental surgery and now its friday afternoon and i havent had any smokes since tuesday night

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm not addicted to cigarettes. I can go a week of constant smoking then just stop without side effects. I really don't see how you can get addicted to them.

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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    what i love is when someone is a guest in my home and they do the whole forced 'ahem ahem cough'

    and i say 'what's up'

    and they're all 'oh nothing, i think i'll just sit outside in the dirt and bugs and filth ahem cough ahem'

    and i'm all, 'you know, you could just ask me to put it out instead of being a passive dickhole. now you do get to go sit outside. sucks to be you'

    My favorite is when I'm standing outside in an area that is clearly not a no-smoking area and some douchebag decides that he wants to stand nearby and then starts to do that shit. Invariably at that point I'll contrive a reason to be looking in their direction everytime I exhale.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It's Camel Menthols for me.

    Used to be Camel Turkish Gold, then Turkish Jade.

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Little Jim wrote: »
    Bergy wrote: »
    I usually smoke menthols.

    I hate black people

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    what i love is when someone is a guest in my home and they do the whole forced 'ahem ahem cough'

    and i say 'what's up'

    and they're all 'oh nothing, i think i'll just sit outside in the dirt and bugs and filth ahem cough ahem'

    and i'm all, 'you know, you could just ask me to put it out instead of being a passive dickhole. now you do get to go sit outside. sucks to be you'

    If it makes you feel any better, I ask people not to smoke around me, but I try to tolerate it.

    And it's not a forced cough you assholes

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