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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    i think restaurants should be able to get a smoking license

    so we can have at least a couple restaurants where you can still smoke

    I don't get that. Who wants a cigarette when you're eating? It ruins the taste of your food.

    After dinner it's nice to kick back and have a cup of coffee and a smoke and some chitchat

    But it ruins it for the people around you who are eating. Restaurants are the only real publicly smell-intensive situation, and cigarettes don't belong there. But in a bar or something? Go to town, no one's trying to taste a delicious steak when they're there.

    nah, doesn't bother me

    doesn't seem to bother the multitudes of other people who patronise the smoking section of restaurants

    if it bugs you, then just go to any restaurant in the universe, since they're all nonsmoking now

    but fuck, let the smokers keep like one or two places

    there was this shithole cafe here

    everyone that went there smoked

    the place was fucking awesome

    then it burned down.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    webber wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    My friends do tell me that it is harder to quit heroin than it is to quit smoking. That's nuts.

    your friends are gigantic fucking liars

    Am i reading this wrong? Which one is harder to quit?

    quitting smoking makes you crabby and might give you a mild headache for a day or two


    quitting heroin makes you violently ill for weeks, gives you shakes and night terrors, and might kill you

    Knob on
  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    i think restaurants should be able to get a smoking license

    so we can have at least a couple restaurants where you can still smoke

    I don't get that. Who wants a cigarette when you're eating? It ruins the taste of your food.

    After dinner it's nice to kick back and have a cup of coffee and a smoke and some chitchat

    But it ruins it for the people around you who are eating. Restaurants are the only real publicly smell-intensive situation, and cigarettes don't belong there. But in a bar or something? Go to town, no one's trying to taste a delicious steak when they're there.

    nah, doesn't bother me

    doesn't seem to bother the multitudes of other people who patronise the smoking section of restaurants

    if it bugs you, then just go to any restaurant in the universe, since they're all nonsmoking now

    but fuck, let the smokers keep like one or two places

    Yeah, I guess you're right that a smoking section is fine, as long as they're normally kept far away.

    Perhaps with some kind of airlock. With a big red X smeared on the side.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    there was this shithole cafe here

    everyone that went there smoked

    the place was fucking awesome

    then it burned down.

    schadenfraude

    D:

    Knob on
  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    i think restaurants should be able to get a smoking license

    so we can have at least a couple restaurants where you can still smoke

    I don't get that. Who wants a cigarette when you're eating? It ruins the taste of your food.

    After dinner it's nice to kick back and have a cup of coffee and a smoke and some chitchat

    But it ruins it for the people around you who are eating. Restaurants are the only real publicly smell-intensive situation, and cigarettes don't belong there. But in a bar or something? Go to town, no one's trying to taste a delicious steak when they're there.

    nah, doesn't bother me

    doesn't seem to bother the multitudes of other people who patronise the smoking section of restaurants

    if it bugs you, then just go to any restaurant in the universe, since they're all nonsmoking now

    but fuck, let the smokers keep like one or two places

    Yeah, I guess you're right that a smoking section is fine, as long as they're normally kept far away.

    Perhaps with some kind of airlock. With a big red X smeared on the side.

    In goat's blood.

    Werrick on
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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    keep those filthy smokers at bay

    tear gas them into submission

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  • webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    webber wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    My friends do tell me that it is harder to quit heroin than it is to quit smoking. That's nuts.

    your friends are gigantic fucking liars

    Am i reading this wrong? Which one is harder to quit?

    quitting smoking makes you crabby and might give you a mild headache for a day or two


    quitting heroin makes you violently ill for weeks, gives you shakes and night terrors, and might kill you

    The way you responded made it sound like nicotine was the worst.

    And i trusted you knew what you were talking about.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    non-chain restuarants have to have smoking

    its their lifeblood

    its what keeps the crazy old fuckers coming back

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    webber wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    webber wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    My friends do tell me that it is harder to quit heroin than it is to quit smoking. That's nuts.

    your friends are gigantic fucking liars

    Am i reading this wrong? Which one is harder to quit?

    quitting smoking makes you crabby and might give you a mild headache for a day or two


    quitting heroin makes you violently ill for weeks, gives you shakes and night terrors, and might kill you

    The way you responded made it sound like nicotine was the worst.

    And i trusted you knew what you were talking about.


    i could have sworn mukus' statement was the other way around

    my eyes are playing mean tricks on me

    Knob on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    non-chain restuarants have to have smoking

    its their lifeblood

    its what keeps the crazy old fuckers coming back

    What non-chain restaurants are you eating at?

    The ones around here never had smoking to begin with.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    They had a big sign up at the local dry cleaners, about getting your clothes cleaned for the smoking ban.

    Seems a little cruel. They're making it hard for you to smoke anywhere, and by the way you stink and your white shirts all look yellow so just PAY US TO FIX THIS.

    I don't even know anyone quitting because of the ban.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    non-chain restuarants have to have smoking

    its their lifeblood

    its what keeps the crazy old fuckers coming back

    What non-chain restaurants are you eating at?

    The ones around here never had smoking to begin with.

    You probably don't live in a small town where all the old fuckers congregate in the mornings, drink some coffee, smoke some cigs, and eat some breakfast. everyday.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Oddly, I meant to say it the other way around, so Knob was correct in his response to my intent.

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  • webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That's funny.

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I thought old and cigarettes didn’t mix well together.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Joe Camels face looks like a penis

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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    webber wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    webber wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    My friends do tell me that it is harder to quit heroin than it is to quit smoking. That's nuts.

    your friends are gigantic fucking liars

    Am i reading this wrong? Which one is harder to quit?

    quitting smoking makes you crabby and might give you a mild headache for a day or two


    quitting heroin makes you violently ill for weeks, gives you shakes and night terrors, and might kill you

    The way you responded made it sound like nicotine was the worst.

    And i trusted you knew what you were talking about.


    i could have sworn mukus' statement was the other way around

    my eyes are playing mean tricks on me

    In fact, of all the drugs to quit Nicotine is about the easiest, in terms of chemical dependency. What makes it hard is how available they are, and the fact that you can even still smoke pretty much anywhere. Worst case scenario you have to walk a few feet to get outside or to the "designated smoking area", but you can walk around smoking a butt and nobody says "boo".

    You can't even do that with booze... which is, by the way, a chemical dependancy that is far more difficult to get over. Depending on how much a booze-hound drinks and for how long, quitting booze can kill you as well. The DTs are killer for booze in the case of a real, hardcore alcoholic.

    Even the most hardcore smoker will only suffer irritability and some mild mood shifts.

    Werrick on
    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    One of my grandmothers died due to alcoholism.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    A tempting, smooth penis

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    ShippensBergy (1:04:40 AM): one time some girl was like "smoking takes away 7 minutes of your life" and my answer was "yeah, thats about how long it takes to smoke a cigarette, thanks."

    taking no prisoners

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    (12:06:27 AM) jim: I just chatlogged bergy
    (12:06:31 AM) jim: IN A PA THREAD

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    what the FUCK is up page 5

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    olol

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You’re loosing the most wonderful years of your retirement in a Nursing home.
    How dare cigarettes take those away from you?

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  • The American WayThe American Way ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    whoua re u ppl

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  • I Is The MooseI Is The Moose Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    man

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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Trexy wrote: »
    You’re loosing the most wonderful years of your retirement in a Nursing home.
    How dare cigarettes take those away from you?

    Denis Leary said it best...

    Those are the years where you shit your pants and can't feed yourself, why the fuck would I want those? You can have'em!

    ... or somethign like that.

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    -Robert E. Howard
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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    look at us

    postin like crazy 'ole kids

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  • The American WayThe American Way ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    wild and crazy kidz

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I call them insurance minutes.

    Just making sure I check out early enough.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    Trexy wrote: »
    You’re loosing the most wonderful years of your retirement in a Nursing home.
    How dare cigarettes take those away from you?

    Denis Leary said it best...

    Those are the years where you shit your pants and can't feed yourself, why the fuck would I want those? You can have'em!

    ... or somethign like that.

    Well really you just hit those years sooner.

    Which is why I then intend to pick up smoking then.

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  • AnimalplanetAnimalplanet Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man why do cigarettes always taste better when lit off the previous one than when lit with a lighter?

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    AMERICAN SPIRIT
    YES
    YES
    Filters? YES
    No Filter? YES

    I had unfiltered Spirits once and they were smooooooth. I don't really care either way. Someone will have to take up smoking for me once I get back from Japan, since I'm quitting for good after that.

    That's probably a good idea.



    Chances are you will be fucking pissed coming back from the land of "smoke basically where ever the fuck you feel like it" otherwise.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man why do cigarettes always taste better when lit off the previous one than when lit with a lighter?

    Sex.

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  • The American WayThe American Way ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    when do we get our own forum

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    everyone is ruining our cigarette thread

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    maek poast

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Just like the British government.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hi Sil.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hi Viv.


    Its Friday

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