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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Id like to open my own bar and call it "Smokies" or some shit. It would be a "smokers only" establishment and if you didnt like smoke, get the fuck out. Id serve drinks with a free cigarette like taped to the bottle or something like that. I think it would make a shit load of cash.

    Jimmy on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    , Thank God

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  • The American WayThe American Way ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    i'd open a bar called porkies and dress up in a white suit and hat and fuck a ton of hot bitches

    The American Way on
  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Just like the British government.

    Personally, I think the smoking ban is really about trying to deter anyone in the House of Lords from turning up to vote. Plus John Prescott.

    Ashcroft on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Id like to open my own bar and call it "Smokies" or some shit. It would be a "smokers only" establishment and if you didnt like smoke, get the fuck out. Id serve drinks with a free cigarette like taped to the bottle or something like that. I think it would make a shit load of cash.


    And if it were in England, you'd go straight to jail.

    Silmaril on
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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    i'd open a bar called porkies and dress up in a white suit and hat and fuck a ton of hot bitches

    shut the FUCK UP pete

    Little Jim on
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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    i hated porkies it was gda

    yourclothes on
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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Id like to open my own bar and call it "Smokies" or some shit. It would be a "smokers only" establishment and if you didnt like smoke, get the fuck out. Id serve drinks with a free cigarette like taped to the bottle or something like that. I think it would make a shit load of cash.


    And if it were in England, you'd go straight to jail.

    No no they'd put him in the stocks first.

    Ashcroft on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Id like to open my own bar and call it "Smokies" or some shit. It would be a "smokers only" establishment and if you didnt like smoke, get the fuck out. Id serve drinks with a free cigarette like taped to the bottle or something like that. I think it would make a shit load of cash.


    And if it were in England, you'd go straight to jail.

    Frankly, they should change the laws so restaurant owners can make a consensus with communities about whether an establishment can be smoking or not, or make some variety of rule so that people can smoke in bars. After three years of living in Asia, not seein people smoke in bars and smell that hint of cigarette ash in the air is going to be weird, and a little faggoty.

    sarukun on
  • The American WayThe American Way ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Little Jim wrote: »
    i'd open a bar called porkies and dress up in a white suit and hat and fuck a ton of hot bitches

    shut the FUCK UP pete

    jim you could fuck the bitches that weren't up to my standards

    The American Way on
  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Its Friday

    No! It is Saturday!

    At least where i am.

    Ol' Sparky on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hey Viv.


    There's a cigar and congac bar mere steps away from what I believe to be the best Mexican restaurant in Taiwan.


    You should come visit me.

    sarukun on
  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It is Friday here. It is my last day of 12 off work. Starting back at work on a Saturday should be against the law instead of smoking.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    When I'm with my smoker friends they know the Golden Rule of Having a Ciggy Around Viv.

    DO NOT. EVER. BLOW SMOKE. INTO HER HAIR.

    Vixx on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Its Friday

    No! It is Saturday!

    At least where i am.


    If you're location is right, its definitely not Saturday.


    You should probably be at work...

    Silmaril on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Hey Viv.


    There's a cigar and congac bar mere steps away from what I believe to be the best Mexican restaurant in Taiwan.


    You should come visit me.

    You act like I

    a) smoke
    b) like cognac

    neither of which are true.

    Oh hey. Shanghai, December 18. You're in, right? Cuz Butler and Scarlet are.

    Vixx on
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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Does your hair self-replicate and attack people when in contact with smoke?

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    All but one of my friends chain smoke...

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Hey Viv.


    There's a cigar and congac bar mere steps away from what I believe to be the best Mexican restaurant in Taiwan.


    You should come visit me.


    Do they server Port?

    Cigars and Port.

    With maybe some cheese and grapes.


    And a big ol' comfy leather chair.






    Oh god./

    Silmaril on
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  • HeliosphanHeliosphan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Smoking is banned pretty much everywhere in England now. Even places outside, like the bus stop near my house. And that bus stop is basically just a roof to keep off the rain, it's completely open to air on one side.

    Theres ways to get around that, the law in Scotland is, if i remember right, that you can smoke in a shelter e.g. a bus shelter, if it's only a roof with a back structure, so if it's got side's to it your fucked at the moment.
    But after about a year it's became pretty relaxed over here with public smoking. Of course we will never be able to smoke indoors or that, but outside is pretty much free reign. Although it might be that i just don't give a fuck anymore.

    I'm on the ole' rollup's at the moment, smoking Drum's Halfzware Shag (anything with shag in the name is good for me) but it's normally Lambert and Butler.

    Can't wait for the folks to get back with my duty free!

    Heliosphan on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Does your hair self-replicate and attack people when in contact with smoke?

    You should check and see.

    Vixx on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sil you are so OLD.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I just spent 6 hours driving back from LA. I smoked about 14 cigarettes.

    Whichs ones you might ask? No one cares, but fuck it, I've been smoking camel frost lately.

    And I know they're menthol, but they taste a shit load better then most other menthols. Other than that, I stick with my filters or my infused.

    I'll snag a nine from my friend when he buys them, but I feel like a sissy having to clarify that the nine is infact the girly looking pink box behind the counter.

    Filler Inc. on
  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Id like to open my own bar and call it "Smokies" or some shit. It would be a "smokers only" establishment and if you didnt like smoke, get the fuck out. Id serve drinks with a free cigarette like taped to the bottle or something like that. I think it would make a shit load of cash.


    And if it were in England, you'd go straight to jail.

    Thats why I would do it in the good ole' USA. Then when people complained that I was discriminating I would just take it to the supreme court and fight my case there. Fight for my right..to smoke.

    Jimmy on
  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Its Friday

    No! It is Saturday!

    At least where i am.


    If you're location is right, its definitely not Saturday.


    You should probably be at work...

    ouch

    ouch

    Ol' Sparky on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My aunt smokes these "luxury" cigarettes from Yves Saint Lauren... black box, silver lettering and logo on the box, and the cigarettes inside are real small and chic looking.

    If I were to smoke, I'd smoke those. All stylin' and whatnot.

    Vixx on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Sil you are so OLD.


    Come sit on Daddy's knee and tell him what you want for your birthday..

    Silmaril on
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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I only smoke around finals week, and sometimes when I get my groove on...

    In the mean time, I'm doing too many drugs...Seriously. I need to quit some of this stuff. In the last few months I've definitely felt like I've done some permanent damage. The last year is kind of just a blur...whereas the year before that is vivid and full of memories.

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  • Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    i quit smoking a few weeks ago

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    My aunt smokes these "luxury" cigarettes from Yves Saint Lauren... black box, silver lettering and logo on the box, and the cigarettes inside are real small and chic looking.

    If I were to smoke, I'd smoke those. All stylin' and whatnot.

    That reminds me, anyone seen nat sherman fantasias?

    The multicolored thin, long cigarettes?

    My friend wants to smoke them. I think he's gay.

    Heres a pic of them;

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    So gay or nay?

    Filler Inc. on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Does your hair self-replicate and attack people when in contact with smoke?

    At a guess, like most women she would probably try to eat you.

    Blake T on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Hey Viv.


    There's a cigar and congac bar mere steps away from what I believe to be the best Mexican restaurant in Taiwan.


    You should come visit me.


    Do they server Port?

    Cigars and Port.

    With maybe some cheese and grapes.


    And a big ol' comfy leather chair.






    Oh god./

    I don't think they got cheese or grapes

    but they do got comfy leather chairs and walls of alcohols. Pretty sure they got port.

    sarukun on
  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Does your hair self-replicate and attack people when in contact with smoke?

    At a guess, like most women she would probably try to eat you.

    I think you may be thinking of Polar Bears. Rather than women.

    Women are the small things in the kitchen, they seldom devour you.

    Ashcroft on
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  • HeliosphanHeliosphan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    My aunt smokes these "luxury" cigarettes from Yves Saint Lauren... black box, silver lettering and logo on the box, and the cigarettes inside are real small and chic looking.

    If I were to smoke, I'd smoke those. All stylin' and whatnot.

    That reminds me, anyone seen nat sherman fantasias?

    The multicolored thin, long cigarettes?

    My friend wants to smoke them. I think he's gay.

    Heres a pic of them;

    Multi-coloured ness


    So gay or nay?


    moderately gay

    Heliosphan on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Hey Viv.


    There's a cigar and congac bar mere steps away from what I believe to be the best Mexican restaurant in Taiwan.


    You should come visit me.

    You act like I

    a) smoke
    b) like cognac

    neither of which are true.

    Oh hey. Shanghai, December 18. You're in, right? Cuz Butler and Scarlet are.


    You should do both of those things though, because a woman who appreciates a good cigar is super hot in a sophisticated way.

    I'm trying to give congac a chance, assuming it is an aquired taste, but so far I just don't like it all that much.

    sarukun on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    My aunt smokes these "luxury" cigarettes from Yves Saint Lauren... black box, silver lettering and logo on the box, and the cigarettes inside are real small and chic looking.

    If I were to smoke, I'd smoke those. All stylin' and whatnot.

    That reminds me, anyone seen nat sherman fantasias?

    The multicolored thin, long cigarettes?

    My friend wants to smoke them. I think he's gay.

    Heres a pic of them;

    l62ho1.jpg


    So gay or nay?

    Those aren't cigarettes, they're crayons.

    Personally I have a pack of Monte Cristo Cigarellos that I am slowly going through and having a fantastic time with.

    Blake T on
  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    What is the incentive? Apart from looking like sort of a tool smoking long colored cigarettes?

    I mean, nicotine is nicotine, so unless they taste better or are smoother...?

    Dangerou-Dave on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    what if

    someone were to make a brand of cigarettes called "Pole"

    They could be like wides so they're fatter than normal cigarettes, and as long as 100s

    the paper wrap would be flesh colored, the filter would be a slightly darker hue

    we could market them to all the cool r&b and rap stars, get it into a song "Takin hits, smokin' Pole(tm)"
    it would have cool factor attached to it like escalades chrysler 300c's and cristal because Jay-Z smokes it

    they'll be in all the mtv videos, and all the kids will want em

    we'll be rich

    ZeroFill on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Hey Viv.


    There's a cigar and congac bar mere steps away from what I believe to be the best Mexican restaurant in Taiwan.


    You should come visit me.

    You act like I

    a) smoke
    b) like cognac

    neither of which are true.

    Oh hey. Shanghai, December 18. You're in, right? Cuz Butler and Scarlet are.


    You should do both of those things though, because a woman who appreciates a good cigar is super hot in a sophisticated way.

    I'm trying to give congac a chance, assuming it is an aquired taste, but so far I just don't like it all that much.

    I do appreciate a good cigar.

    Just not the ones made of tabacco.
    :winky:
    Okay seriously you fags who didn't see THAT one coming.

    Vixx on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Adam Carrera called

    he wants his material back.

    sarukun on
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