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Holy mother of crazy

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh ok

    I'll let it slide this time.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    it was a very tiny tiny picture of her from a great great distance

    He was afraid to get closer to take it.

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    ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So did you notice she was crazy before you fucked her or did you just not care?


    Also, how into the sex was she?

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    is asleep an acceptable answer?

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    So did you notice she was crazy before you fucked her or did you just not care?


    Also, how into the sex was she?

    She was acting weird beforehand, but I drunk, and thought she was just acting weird. She was the one who initiated basically all contact, anyway. She ripped off my belt outside her apartment complex and wanted me to "pretend to fuck her" right then and there. What the hell?

    Afterward, I kind of realized she had no concept of reality. Like, I could not get a straight answer out of this girl about anything.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i am often surprised at how low the standards will drop when a dude is either drunk, or really really ridiculously horny
    watching it from afar is both amusing and saddening

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully lets have sex no matter what state im in

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    i am often surprised at how low the standards will drop when a dude is either drunk, or really really ridiculously horny
    watching it from afar is both amusing and saddening

    You sound jealous

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    But she is quite an attractive girl

    She's an alum of the university I currently attend. I don't understand how she could act so nuts so suddenly.

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    ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    i am often surprised at how low the standards will drop when a dude is either drunk, or really really ridiculously horny
    watching it from afar is both amusing and saddening

    The two often go hand in hand.

    dick in hand too

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seriously though, man.

    Just take some deep breaths, slow your heart rate down, and read my sig.

    Chillax.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    i am often surprised at how low the standards will drop when a dude is either drunk, or really really ridiculously horny
    watching it from afar is both amusing and saddening

    You sound jealous

    more like sort of annoyed at the dumbness
    i have a friend of a friend who is dating this girl
    he thinks she's ugly; he hates her
    but he doesn't want to be without sex

    all i can think of is ... poor girl, when she figures that out
    and, poor him, if he's really willing to just... put up with someone he isn't even attracted to

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    i am often surprised at how low the standards will drop when a dude is either drunk, or really really ridiculously horny
    watching it from afar is both amusing and saddening

    It's not so much the standards drop, as you literally can no longer see as well.

    I have been drunk, and turned around really fast, and thought the person I was talking to was someone my vision had just passed by. As if it stuck in one spot, but I kept going.

    But I have never been so drunk that I couldn't turn down a fucking nutjob.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Mully, at the bar she was acting totally fine, though...so...

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Mully, at the bar she was acting totally fine, though...so...

    Maybe her meds started wearing off?

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You should have ran after the parking lot thing though.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    You should have ran after the parking lot thing though.

    But she had his belt.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wow....

    And...you couldn't tell at all she was insane BEFORE...or DURING?

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You have to chose. Do you want her to have your belt?

    Or kid?

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Th condom didn't break, her vagina ate it.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Any word on the morning after pill? I'm reading about it online, but its mostly general info, and doesn't really explain if I'd be able to obtain it or not.

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have no idea for sure, but I am pretty sure they allow males to obtain it. I don't see why not.

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    arithenaarithena Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You know...I have a couple morning after pills in my medicine cabinate...Too bad you dont live nearby.

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    LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    If you're over 18, you can go into any pharmacy and buy it.

    It's ~$49 though.

    Yay for that...

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    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You know...if she does have moments of clarity the best course of action might actually be to keep contacting her until she's ok for a while and then explain things.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    thats what you get for talking to women

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Okay, I feel a bit better...If I can get a morning after pill tomorrow...and somehow get her to take it, I'll feel better. (She seemed completely oblivious to this whole situation when I finally left her...I normally stay the night, but she was just acting fucking nuts).

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    LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Okay, I feel a bit better...If I can get a morning after pill tomorrow...and somehow get her to take it, I'll feel better. (She seemed completely oblivious to this whole situation when I finally left her...I normally stay the night, but she was just acting fucking nuts).

    You have to get her to take it twice. Once and then once again 12 hours later.

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    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
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    arithenaarithena Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think you can take the "morning after" up to 5 days after the sex. I could probably send you mine.

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Legacy beat me to it.

    I just found the info on about.com

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    you got to convince her to take it though

    no slipping it into her food or anything


    because the hormones in that thing can seriously jack somebody up

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Legacy wrote: »
    Okay, I feel a bit better...If I can get a morning after pill tomorrow...and somehow get her to take it, I'll feel better. (She seemed completely oblivious to this whole situation when I finally left her...I normally stay the night, but she was just acting fucking nuts).

    You have to get her to take it twice. Once and then once again 12 hours later.

    Yup, I know this...I hope she is rationale about this whole situation tomorrow.

    I mean, I've had condoms break in the past, but this time I didn't realize it until it was too late...and her being bat shit insane doesn't help.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    just give her a couple skittles and tell her they're the pill

    with a little luck the placebo effect will poison her womb for you

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I am going to have a hell of a time getting to sleep tonight.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ha ha, awesome

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Here's what you need to do.

    Go to her place with a box of nice chocolates, maybe some flowers.

    Knock on her door, or ring the bell if she has one.

    When she opens the door hand her the gifts, then get down on one knee

    Recite your favorite Robert Frost poem

    Then hand her a ring case

    When she opens it to find it empty, punch that bitch in the uterus and run as fast as you can.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    So not having a phone at this point is really not helping things.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dave when this gets resolved change the OP to a Bel-Air

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    My sperm count has to be pretty low, at least?

    As lame as this sounds over the internet...for the last seven or eight months I've smoked marijuana almost daily, with coke/amphetamines/muscle relaxants/painkillers and shrooms spread throughout.

    I'm more or less sober, now, though. I kind of had an epiphany not too long ago that I was basically fucking up my life.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hah Hah... you got that right :P

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