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Holy, shit monkeys are taking over

Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
Monkey see monkey do

So this is a 17 minute video about the bonobo monkey. These things are amazing. They write in symbols they've learned to mean things, the understand human language to an extent, they play musical insturments, they play pacman, they drive golf carts and even start fires.

This is an amazing video, and yes I know theres a youtube thread, but I didn't want this to fall away because of videos of some guy hitting his friend in the balls.

The first few minutes are kinda boring, but you can skip ahead to the fun part once it's loaded up.

Seriously, these things are amazing.

She tells one to gather sticks, as simple as that, no hand gestures, no pictures, just 'we need sticks' and the monkey gathers sticks.

Watch it, watch it, waaaaaaaaaatch it!

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    that's awesome

    wait, what's the proper pluralization of monkey

    is it monkies or monkeys

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    monkeys. I fixed it.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    is that like when a dog goes and fetches a stick wayyy too big for it and it's a comical adventure for all?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    there are videos on youtube of monkeys stealing alcohol and smoking cigarettes

    those videos are the best thing

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    KILL THEM

    KILL THEM ALL

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    No. These monkeys learn incredibly fast by watching.

    One gathers sticks, I'm assuming she puts together the pile for the fire, but then she tells it to grab a lighter out of her pocket and start a fire.

    And it does. It grabs an ordinary bic, and lights the camp fire.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh hey speaking of animals, apparently the Iranians arrested a bunch of squirrels who are suspected of being spies.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    maybe its more like those pygmies who got housed in a zoo for a music festival

    those pygmies act just like real people

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    oh hey speaking of animals, apparently the Iranians arrested a bunch of squirrels who are suspected of being spies.

    morocco mole will save the day

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Monkeys scare me.

    When my family was living in Japan, we were driving around somewhere (Nagano I think) and we stopped to look at some monkeys since they were hanging from the trees and providing lovely photo opportunities. The car in front of us had monkeys jumping on it, so I concluded that they were going to try to get into our car and kidnap me so I locked the doors and tried to hide under the seat.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Monkeys scare me.

    When my family was living in Japan, we were driving around somewhere (Nagano I think) and we stopped to look at some monkeys since they were hanging from the trees and providing lovely photo opportunities. The car in front of us had monkeys jumping on it, so I concluded that they were going to try to get into our car and kidnap me so I locked the doors and tried to hide under the seat.

    Yeah, fuck opposable thumbs. I think we should massacre any non-human creatures that have them, because that's one advantage we really shouldn't be giving up.

    When I was in San Diego ten'ish years ago, we went to the Wild Animal Park (the safari-ish place), and there were monkeys coming right up to the tour bus. I remember having just seen Outbreak, and as such this was not good for me; being 12 means you don't realize that these monkeys probably don't have Ebola.

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    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    oh hey speaking of animals, apparently the Iranians arrested a bunch of squirrels who are suspected of being spies.

    morocco mole will save the day

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    Morocco_Mole_300.gif

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    should i make a thread about the runaway hit Flight of the Conchords

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    thanks for your advice guys i'll get right on making this thread

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Is this thread about Dunstin Checks In?

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    those things would make amazing slaves

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    /friends

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  • AOButtishAOButtish Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Whatever. I'm just here for the silver.

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    Sincerely,
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  • Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Does this mean that we can start fucking monkeys?

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man, you could have a video of a monkey filibustering to congress and I would still rather see benobos saying hello by fucking.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So what exactly about these shit monkeys makes them holy?

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  • DarkHawkeDarkHawke Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bonobos are awesome. Only species other than man to engage in casual sex. And they do it with more or less anyone - males on males, females on females, young on old. I don't think they do the incest thing though.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    DarkHawke wrote: »
    Bonobos are awesome. Only species other than man to engage in casual sex. And they do it with more or less anyone - males on males, females on females, young on old. I don't think they do the incest thing though.

    dolphins have casual sex

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dolphins also rape and murder for fun.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    yeah, they're good fun

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This is awesome.

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  • DarkHawkeDarkHawke Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Neli wrote: »
    DarkHawke wrote: »
    Bonobos are awesome. Only species other than man to engage in casual sex. And they do it with more or less anyone - males on males, females on females, young on old. I don't think they do the incest thing though.

    dolphins have casual sex

    Haha, holy shit
    wikipedia wrote:
    Occasionally, dolphins will also show sexual behaviour towards humans.

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  • GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    that video was pretty fucking cool

    now onto youtube to look at videos of other monkeys

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    DarkHawke wrote: »
    Neli wrote: »
    DarkHawke wrote: »
    Bonobos are awesome. Only species other than man to engage in casual sex. And they do it with more or less anyone - males on males, females on females, young on old. I don't think they do the incest thing though.

    dolphins have casual sex

    Haha, holy shit
    wikipedia wrote:
    Occasionally, dolphins will also show sexual behaviour towards humans.

    I have seen a video where a diver at some sort of marine zoo/resort has a dolphin jump out the water and hump him rotten.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    pm plz

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man just search youtube for dolphin sex.

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  • Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    DarkHawke wrote: »
    Neli wrote: »
    DarkHawke wrote: »
    Bonobos are awesome. Only species other than man to engage in casual sex. And they do it with more or less anyone - males on males, females on females, young on old. I don't think they do the incest thing though.

    dolphins have casual sex

    Haha, holy shit
    wikipedia wrote:
    Occasionally, dolphins will also show sexual behaviour towards humans.

    I have seen a video where a diver at some sort of marine zoo/resort has a dolphin jump out the water and hump him rotten.

    That got me a massive erection!

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    itt, conversation has turned furry

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    dolphins don't have fur

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  • TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Is this thread about Dunstin Checks In?
    I remember that movie

    And I chuckled

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    someone chat with me outside of the context of the thread we're chatting in because man all these threads suck tonight

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i mean seriously i can talk about how i want to die or intelligent monkeys or Andy Dick

    boriiiinngg

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Alright alright.

    Sup dude, how's shit?
    It's 7am and I'm nearing the end of a long night shift. What's new with Jezz?

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh sweet not much

    i went to the pub and had an exceedingly rare steak and beers for dinner

    now i'm chilling with a gin

    we got some popcorn kernels to cook so we could watch a movie but there's really nothing good to watch

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Neli wrote: »
    dolphins don't have fur

    neither do fags

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