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SO there's this hooker that posts on my local Craigslist 'Erotic Services'

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    I love that you dudes just can't fathom that someone might just want to enjoy the company of a woman.

    "All I know is that if some girl ever, ever gives me so much as a glimpse of a vagina one of these days, I'm just gunna fuck it and fuck it oh my god I'm gunna have so much sex with it, you guys don't even know."

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    company of a woman can be enjoyed for the cost of a beer. certainly not 50-60 bucks an hour

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If you're paying for only woman's attention then you mine as well try dating.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Guess I can't fathom paying for the intellectual company of a woman - other than yeah... standard dating.

    I mean maybe the hookers you guys know are different than the ones I've met, which granted isn't all that many, but I didn't see a whole lot of intellectual activity going on there....

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I can't fathom being unable to find FREE intellectual stimulation from women. In my experience, women are very receptive to the company of men who only want to talk (as opposed to being sexual assaulted, which is what they're used to).

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Frosted Butts wrote: »
    If you're paying for only woman's attention then you mine as well try dating.

    Then they have to risk rejection.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ave. was all "Dude you should do this when you go there"

    and I told him I was already planning on it.
    Fuck I would make so much money.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Ave. was all "Dude you should do this when you go there"

    and I told him I was already planning on it.
    Fuck I would make so much money.

    plus it would be good practice for your conversational japanese, dogg

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Interesting story. PM pics, pls!

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    satansfingers wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Ave. was all "Dude you should do this when you go there"

    and I told him I was already planning on it.
    Fuck I would make so much money.

    plus it would be good practice for your conversational japanese, dogg

    plus scarlet already looks like one of those girly hosts as it is

    he was born for the job

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This documentary is depressing to me while at the same time I think that man there is a lot of money in that

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ugh I just tried painting my nails

    cause I don't want to bite them anymore

    I'm not very good at it

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Phonehand wrote: »
    This documentary is depressing to me while at the same time I think that man there is a lot of money in that
    Money can't buy happiness Phonehand. But it can buy a hooker named Happiness so I guess it evens out.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm pretty happy when I don't have to worry about money.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    ugh I just tried painting my nails

    cause I don't want to bite them anymore

    I'm not very good at it

    I do this too sometimes

    what stopped me from biting them permanently was getting braces, which made it impossible

    I still do it every now and then though, and I can't seem to stop biting my thumbnails

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    there's been a few months here and there where I've let them grow

    it's just a terrible nervous habit

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I clip my nails with nailclippers and never bite on them.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I never managed to grow them at all before braces

    I tried pretty much everything to stop biting them, and some stupid looking things like wearing bandaids on all my fingers but nothing worked

    they were really really terribly short and not very pretty to look at

    now I can't believe I ever bit them that short, it freaks me out a little

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    FreddyD wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    This documentary is depressing to me while at the same time I think that man there is a lot of money in that
    Money can't buy happiness Phonehand. But it can buy a hooker named Happiness so I guess it evens out.

    The people that came up with that idea just weren't buying the right things.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    every time I try to paint my nails anything other than clear, it ends in disaster

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Money can't buy happiness but you can rent it for a while.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    World as Myth wrote: »
    every time I try to paint my nails anything other than clear, it ends in disaster

    me too for the most part

    I've probably destroyed countless lives trying to paint them red

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    No, no

    We're not talking about nail painting

    Guys, what kind of saw do you like to use when you cut down trees. Personally I use a butter-knife.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Heat vision.

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I clip my finger nails maybe once a month. My toe nails are maybe every couple of months.

    I clip them when girls tell me that my nails are better looking than their fake ones.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Heat vision.

    And Jack.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    When I was at the shoe store the other day the lady who was helping me went totally apeshit about my feet. Apparently my arches or whatever are good? I have no idea what she was talking about but she was honestly excited.

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    When I was at the shoe store the other day the lady who was helping me went totally apeshit about my feet. Apparently my arches or whatever are good? I have no idea what she was talking about but she was honestly excited.
    She's probably going to rape you.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man being drunk would be so much better if I had superpowers.

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    When I was at the shoe store the other day the lady who was helping me went totally apeshit about my feet. Apparently my arches or whatever are good? I have no idea what she was talking about but she was honestly excited.
    She's got a foot fetish.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    FreddyD wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    When I was at the shoe store the other day the lady who was helping me went totally apeshit about my feet. Apparently my arches or whatever are good? I have no idea what she was talking about but she was honestly excited.
    She's probably going to rape you.

    I hope so. She's a real cutie.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    No, no

    We're not talking about nail painting

    Guys, what kind of saw do you like to use when you cut down trees. Personally I use a butter-knife.

    I personally use my teeth.





    And a good old-fashioned chain saw.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    foot fetish olol

    EDIT:damn

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    She had a foot fetish and you

    had terribly hot feet, I guess

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Also, I just fucking bought a $60 mouse for my friends birthday.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have small feet and everyone marvels over them

    I would have been such a hit in china when binding feet was par for the course

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't think she has a foot fetish, she's just always been easily excitable.

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My roommate, she has baby feet.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    hehehe

    beaver

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    who the fuck pays 60 bucks for a mouse

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