YourPretty: WOW, you are gorgeous
mrbig: u make me happy
Tube: who is your favourite transformer
k9776: thats the ticket @AdminCentral: no caps pls
pokesfan444: nice pussy
Tube: I am trying to find a level here on which we can converse
gogocito18: nice
Don't you have to pay to get on those sites?
Tube... are you actually paying money to do this?
I really hope so, because that would be truly entertaining.
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"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
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edited August 2007
I always wanted to have enough money to go on those pay sites and tip the women more money to put clothing on, just to frustrate the guy who's almost done and just needs a bit more nipple to finish.
Who was it who told the "poor little dead hooker" story?
does anybody remember that it was a while ago now.
I told so many people that story.
I really need to hear this story. Someone pull it from the oblivion that is hopefully the archives.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
Someone came in with few stories from his or her stripper friend.
One of the stories was that a customer would come into the same place every few months and drop about a thousand bucks to sit in a private room, with a girl on his lap fully clothed, who was to lie absolutely still while he stroked her hair for half an hour and said softly "Poor little dead hooker"
Someone came in with few stories from his or her stripper friend.
One of the stories was that a customer would come into the same place every few months and drop about a thousand bucks to sit in a private room, with a girl on his lap fully clothed, who was to lie absolutely still while he stroked her hair for half an hour and said softly "Poor little dead hooker"
That's the kinda shit where if I was a stripper.... after that, I wouldn't be anymore.... that's just creepy as fuck.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
apparently the girls loved it cause it was a half hour nap worth $500
I dated a stripper once. I think every guy in the military does at one point. Let me tell you, no good will ever come from dating a stripper.
This chick had this thing were we fucked before we were dating. But once we were dating, she wouldn't fuck because she only fucked her friends. So then I broke up with her and we fucked a few more times. Crazy shit.
I dated a stripper once. I think every guy in the military does at one point. Let me tell you, no good will ever come from dating a stripper.
This chick had this thing were we fucked before we were dating. But once we were dating, she wouldn't fuck because she only fucked her friends. So then I broke up with her and we fucked a few more times. Crazy shit.
Wait... what?!
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"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
I dated a stripper once. I think every guy in the military does at one point. Let me tell you, no good will ever come from dating a stripper.
This chick had this thing were we fucked before we were dating. But once we were dating, she wouldn't fuck because she only fucked her friends. So then I broke up with her and we fucked a few more times. Crazy shit.
Wait... what?!
Yeah. This chick was nice and good looking, but she was Batshit nuts.
I dated a stripper once. I think every guy in the military does at one point. Let me tell you, no good will ever come from dating a stripper.
This chick had this thing were we fucked before we were dating. But once we were dating, she wouldn't fuck because she only fucked her friends. So then I broke up with her and we fucked a few more times. Crazy shit.
Yeah, I dated a stripper once. It was all cool at first but then she wanted to use a strap-on dildo (Don't worry, just a little one!) on me and she wanted to bring her male stripper friend over to suck my cock.
Oh and she did a shitton of speed all the time and drank constantly. It was not cool.
I knew of a prostitute that said here weirdest customer was this guy that would pay her to sit on the toilet and chop vegetables and then throw them at him while he sat in the tub naked and jerked off.
I dated a stripper once. I think every guy in the military does at one point. Let me tell you, no good will ever come from dating a stripper.
This chick had this thing were we fucked before we were dating. But once we were dating, she wouldn't fuck because she only fucked her friends. So then I broke up with her and we fucked a few more times. Crazy shit.
Yeah, I dated a stripper once. It was all cool at first but then she wanted to use a strap-on dildo (Don't worry, just a little one!) on me and she wanted to bring her male stripper friend over to suck my cock.
Oh and she did a shitton of speed all the time and drank constantly. It was not cool.
There was this other time that me and my buddy went a strip club right before we deployed. We were talking shit with the strippers telling them we were going to war blah blah blah. They asked what job we had and we could tell they were all coked up, so we told them we were K9 handlers that work with drug dogs, which was only a small exateration, and since we had a DARE car that we came to the strip club with (long story) they all flipped out and wouldn't come over anymore. This was a good thing because it freed us up for the better strippers.
I knew of a prostitute that said here weirdest customer was this guy that would pay her to sit on the toilet and chop vegetables and then throw them at him while he sat in the tub naked and jerked off.
I was just recently having an argument with a friend of mine involving strippers, and dating them. He insists that I'm overly judgmental, and that the job says nothing about the person working it.
I think he's on drugs, personally. Women and men who will use their body for financial advantage in their employment are probably more likely to do the same outside of the job (gold diggers, etc.). It's not damning evidence against every last stripper out there, obviously, but I wouldn't say it's a stretch either.
I dated a stripper once. I think every guy in the military does at one point. Let me tell you, no good will ever come from dating a stripper.
This chick had this thing were we fucked before we were dating. But once we were dating, she wouldn't fuck because she only fucked her friends. So then I broke up with her and we fucked a few more times. Crazy shit.
Yeah, I dated a stripper once. It was all cool at first but then she wanted to use a strap-on dildo (Don't worry, just a little one!) on me and she wanted to bring her male stripper friend over to suck my cock.
Oh and she did a shitton of speed all the time and drank constantly. It was not cool.
There was this other time that me and my buddy went a strip club right before we deployed. We were talking shit with the strippers telling them we were going to war blah blah blah. They asked what job we had and we could tell they were all coked up, so we told them we were K9 handlers that work with drug dogs, which was only a small exateration, and since we had a DARE car that we came to the strip club with (long story) they all flipped out and wouldn't come over anymore. This was a good thing because it freed us up for the better strippers.
Yeah, I thought it was a stereotype but I have yet to meet a stripper that doesn't love drugs. I guess you'd have to be on em all the time to deal.
Reading over my post, I realized that she would have been pretty awesome if I liked drugs and bisexual sex.
HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
I knew a girl in college who was a stripper, who honestly did nothing but speed and other strippers. The best part was she went from Nursing to Business to Liberal Arts as a major and ended up dropping college after something like 5 years of attempting a degree. So much for your "only taking off my clothes to pay tuition" theory.
On the plus side she was hot as hell, so she'll have a good career until her early 30's before having to turn tricks to pay for formula for her illegitimate kids.
Ha. Yeah I went to get a lapdance when I started my BA in Psychology. I was talking to her as she moved around on me and she said she was in school for the same thing and she was just doing this to pay for school and she's almost done.
Four years later I graduate and celebrate with a lap dance.
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Don't you have to pay to get on those sites?
Tube... are you actually paying money to do this?
I really hope so, because that would be truly entertaining.
-Robert E. Howard
Tower of the Elephant
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does anybody remember that it was a while ago now.
I told so many people that story.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I have not heard this story
I really need to hear this story. Someone pull it from the oblivion that is hopefully the archives.
One of the stories was that a customer would come into the same place every few months and drop about a thousand bucks to sit in a private room, with a girl on his lap fully clothed, who was to lie absolutely still while he stroked her hair for half an hour and said softly "Poor little dead hooker"
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
That's the kinda shit where if I was a stripper.... after that, I wouldn't be anymore.... that's just creepy as fuck.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Yeah, till he decides one would be better off as actually dead instead of just pretending.
I mean... that's just obviously a guy not right in the head.
what was the baby thing, who told the stories I'm losing my mind here
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
This chick had this thing were we fucked before we were dating. But once we were dating, she wouldn't fuck because she only fucked her friends. So then I broke up with her and we fucked a few more times. Crazy shit.
Get yourself an airsoft gun (or a real piece if you're feelin' extra manly) and rob the bitch.
It's not like a hooker can call the cops.
Wait... what?!
-Robert E. Howard
Tower of the Elephant
Yeah. This chick was nice and good looking, but she was Batshit nuts.
He payed a large sum and requested a pregnant girl, and he would rub her stomach and talk to it.
The girl wasn't even really pregnant, but they didn't tell him that.
Yeah, I dated a stripper once. It was all cool at first but then she wanted to use a strap-on dildo (Don't worry, just a little one!) on me and she wanted to bring her male stripper friend over to suck my cock.
Oh and she did a shitton of speed all the time and drank constantly. It was not cool.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
like bring in a lasagna and pay the stripper 500 dollars to eat it over the course of 30 min
all the while you constantly ask
is it good, are you enjoying it?
she has to say yes
just for like a fucking solid 30 min
And a revolver, with 1 bullet.
Tell her if she beats you at Russian Roulette the money is hers.
no sex just vegetable throwing.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
There was this other time that me and my buddy went a strip club right before we deployed. We were talking shit with the strippers telling them we were going to war blah blah blah. They asked what job we had and we could tell they were all coked up, so we told them we were K9 handlers that work with drug dogs, which was only a small exateration, and since we had a DARE car that we came to the strip club with (long story) they all flipped out and wouldn't come over anymore. This was a good thing because it freed us up for the better strippers.
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GENIUS
At the price you'd pay, you may as well just add the Batusi in while you're at it.
hey bitch you gotta jack me off while you sing white wedding by billy idol
you better try and sound like billy idol
You could get the really Bill Idol to do that for 20 bucks and a sandwich right now.
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I think he's on drugs, personally. Women and men who will use their body for financial advantage in their employment are probably more likely to do the same outside of the job (gold diggers, etc.). It's not damning evidence against every last stripper out there, obviously, but I wouldn't say it's a stretch either.
Yeah, I thought it was a stereotype but I have yet to meet a stripper that doesn't love drugs. I guess you'd have to be on em all the time to deal.
Reading over my post, I realized that she would have been pretty awesome if I liked drugs and bisexual sex.
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She was younger than me.
That is a lucky couch now.
Do not clean it in any way.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
On the plus side she was hot as hell, so she'll have a good career until her early 30's before having to turn tricks to pay for formula for her illegitimate kids.
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Four years later I graduate and celebrate with a lap dance.
Hi it's you again.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
or lapdances