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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to a female?
Yeah, the one that ended because they ran out of money. The story arc came up 5 episodes short and there was never any resolution about the invasion of Earth.
Yeah, the one that ended because they ran out of money. The story arc came up 5 episodes short and there was never any resolution about the invasion of Earth.
man it was sooo good but it could've been 500 times better if it wasn't a childrens show and had more monies. fucking no one ever died. the only time they ever hinted at anyone dying was when they found cracked helmets in the brain bugs den
The show came out in '99, anyway...around the same time as the Bungie announcement of Halo, so it's kinda doubtful that either one ripped off the other.
all about mans decadence and inability to work together and the bugs feeding off the decadence and being a perfectly harmonized group all working for the same goal.
if you don't like it then what, is it too DEEP for you?
The show came out in '99, anyway...around the same time as the Bungie announcement of Halo, so it's kinda doubtful that either one ripped off the other.
man. back when it was going to be some neat RTS/FPS hybrid thing.
Over the phone:
"Well someone sure is haughty! Er, I mean.. Haughty as in like, h-a-u-g-h-t-y, not like 'oh you're a hottie', sorry for the confusion"
Same girl (not my gf), somehow we got to trying to prove that one was a better handler of the opposite sex's tasty bits over the phone:
"Man, the problem with this kind of contest is that I don't think either of us really want to find out first hand who's ACTUALLY better..."
Just last weekend me and my girlfriend were going through the alternate scenes for The Notebook (...) and I am like stroking her leg or something for a while and make some joke about it. A couple minutes into the sex scene I unconsciously stop, she says something about me being more interested in the movie at that moment than her. My response?
"Well the movie is more interesting than you right now..."
Yeah she got pissed.
I was wrestling (literally, like just roughhousing) with this girl in her basement and we each ended up getting some cuts and bumps.
A week later she was like "Chris I still have some marks from that one time in my basement" and I said "Maybe we should wrestle somewhere softer next time :winky:" ".....?" "Like...... your bed" "no my bed isn't soft at all I hate it it would probably hurt even more. and it's too small, stupid." "..............." "How about your bed?" "no this conversation is over"
I was wrestling (literally, like just roughhousing) with this girl in her basement and we each ended up getting some cuts and bumps.
A week later she was like "Chris I still have some marks from that one time in my basement" and I said "Maybe we should wrestle somewhere softer next time :winky:" ".....?" "Like...... your bed" "no my bed isn't soft at all I hate it it would probably hurt even more. and it's too small, stupid." "..............." "How about your bed?" "no this conversation is over"
man graves
compared to everyone else in this thread you are like Captain Ladies
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
Over the phone:
"Well someone sure is haughty! Er, I mean.. Haughty as in like, h-a-u-g-h-t-y, not like 'oh you're a hottie', sorry for the confusion"
Same girl (not my gf), somehow we got to trying to prove that one was a better handler of the opposite sex's tasty bits over the phone:
"Man, the problem with this kind of contest is that I don't think either of us really want to find out first hand who's ACTUALLY better..."
Just last weekend me and my girlfriend were going through the alternate scenes for The Notebook (...) and I am like stroking her leg or something for a while and make some joke about it. A couple minutes into the sex scene I unconsciously stop, she says something about me being more interested in the movie at that moment than her. My response?
"Well the movie is more interesting than you right now..."
Yeah she got pissed.
I have been shut out of sex more than once because I have snuck looks at the tv to check on the sport score.
Just last weekend me and my girlfriend were going through the alternate scenes for The Notebook (...) and I am like stroking her leg or something for a while and make some joke about it. A couple minutes into the sex scene I unconsciously stop, she says something about me being more interested in the movie at that moment than her. My response?
"Well the movie is more interesting than you right now..."
Yeah she got pissed.
That is some Grade-A dumbassery right there my friend.
I was wrestling (literally, like just roughhousing) with this girl in her basement and we each ended up getting some cuts and bumps.
A week later she was like "Chris I still have some marks from that one time in my basement" and I said "Maybe we should wrestle somewhere softer next time :winky:" ".....?" "Like...... your bed" "no my bed isn't soft at all I hate it it would probably hurt even more. and it's too small, stupid." "..............." "How about your bed?" "no this conversation is over"
man graves
compared to everyone else in this thread you are like Captain Ladies
Pffft I bet I'm better with the ladies than he is and I don't even like vagina.
Vixx on
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IpseDixitTreat me like a pirateAnd give me that bootyRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
Once I said "Hi" to a girl, but it actually turned out to be a guy. Boy was my face red!
I was wrestling (literally, like just roughhousing) with this girl in her basement and we each ended up getting some cuts and bumps.
A week later she was like "Chris I still have some marks from that one time in my basement" and I said "Maybe we should wrestle somewhere softer next time :winky:" ".....?" "Like...... your bed" "no my bed isn't soft at all I hate it it would probably hurt even more. and it's too small, stupid." "..............." "How about your bed?" "no this conversation is over"
man graves
compared to everyone else in this thread you are like Captain Ladies
Pffft I bet I'm better with the ladies than he is and I don't even like vagina.
Don't be jealous just because I'm better with guys than you are and I don't even like penis.
I was wrestling (literally, like just roughhousing) with this girl in her basement and we each ended up getting some cuts and bumps.
A week later she was like "Chris I still have some marks from that one time in my basement" and I said "Maybe we should wrestle somewhere softer next time :winky:" ".....?" "Like...... your bed" "no my bed isn't soft at all I hate it it would probably hurt even more. and it's too small, stupid." "..............." "How about your bed?" "no this conversation is over"
man graves
compared to everyone else in this thread you are like Captain Ladies
Pffft I bet I'm better with the ladies than he is and I don't even like vagina.
Don't be jealous just because I'm better with guys than you are and I don't even like penis.
We should wingman together, you and I.
Vixx on
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
I doubt it.
He was an extra and he's totally hard to see
I was wrestling (literally, like just roughhousing) with this girl in her basement and we each ended up getting some cuts and bumps.
A week later she was like "Chris I still have some marks from that one time in my basement" and I said "Maybe we should wrestle somewhere softer next time :winky:" ".....?" "Like...... your bed" "no my bed isn't soft at all I hate it it would probably hurt even more. and it's too small, stupid." "..............." "How about your bed?" "no this conversation is over"
man graves
compared to everyone else in this thread you are like Captain Ladies
Pffft I bet I'm better with the ladies than he is and I don't even like vagina.
Don't be jealous just because I'm better with guys than you are and I don't even like penis.
I was wrestling (literally, like just roughhousing) with this girl in her basement and we each ended up getting some cuts and bumps.
A week later she was like "Chris I still have some marks from that one time in my basement" and I said "Maybe we should wrestle somewhere softer next time :winky:" ".....?" "Like...... your bed" "no my bed isn't soft at all I hate it it would probably hurt even more. and it's too small, stupid." "..............." "How about your bed?" "no this conversation is over"
man graves
compared to everyone else in this thread you are like Captain Ladies
Pffft I bet I'm better with the ladies than he is and I don't even like vagina. I love it
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XBL : lJesse Custerl | MWO: Jesse Custer | Best vid ever. | 2nd best vid ever.
is that the CG cartoon from ways back?
at least you've got a train, that's almost dignified
i ride a bus because parking is too much of a pain in the ass
OMG MASSTER CHEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XBL : lJesse Custerl | MWO: Jesse Custer | Best vid ever. | 2nd best vid ever.
man it was sooo good but it could've been 500 times better if it wasn't a childrens show and had more monies. fucking no one ever died. the only time they ever hinted at anyone dying was when they found cracked helmets in the brain bugs den
XBL : lJesse Custerl | MWO: Jesse Custer | Best vid ever. | 2nd best vid ever.
XBL : lJesse Custerl | MWO: Jesse Custer | Best vid ever. | 2nd best vid ever.
definitely, because heinlein stole the idea of power armor from bungie
IN THE FUTURE
ummmmmmmmmm
XBL : lJesse Custerl | MWO: Jesse Custer | Best vid ever. | 2nd best vid ever.
all about mans decadence and inability to work together and the bugs feeding off the decadence and being a perfectly harmonized group all working for the same goal.
if you don't like it then what, is it too DEEP for you?
man. back when it was going to be some neat RTS/FPS hybrid thing.
"Well someone sure is haughty! Er, I mean.. Haughty as in like, h-a-u-g-h-t-y, not like 'oh you're a hottie', sorry for the confusion"
Same girl (not my gf), somehow we got to trying to prove that one was a better handler of the opposite sex's tasty bits over the phone:
"Man, the problem with this kind of contest is that I don't think either of us really want to find out first hand who's ACTUALLY better..."
Just last weekend me and my girlfriend were going through the alternate scenes for The Notebook (...) and I am like stroking her leg or something for a while and make some joke about it. A couple minutes into the sex scene I unconsciously stop, she says something about me being more interested in the movie at that moment than her. My response?
"Well the movie is more interesting than you right now..."
Yeah she got pissed.
A week later she was like "Chris I still have some marks from that one time in my basement" and I said "Maybe we should wrestle somewhere softer next time :winky:" ".....?" "Like...... your bed" "no my bed isn't soft at all I hate it it would probably hurt even more. and it's too small, stupid." "..............." "How about your bed?" "no this conversation is over"
man graves
compared to everyone else in this thread you are like Captain Ladies
I have been shut out of sex more than once because I have snuck looks at the tv to check on the sport score.
Satans..... hints.....
XBL : lJesse Custerl | MWO: Jesse Custer | Best vid ever. | 2nd best vid ever.
That is some Grade-A dumbassery right there my friend.
Pffft I bet I'm better with the ladies than he is and I don't even like vagina.
That was a pretty fucked up movie.
I am that awesome.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Don't be jealous just because I'm better with guys than you are and I don't even like penis.
Was he that guy who reminded me of John Cleese?
We should wingman together, you and I.
He was an extra and he's totally hard to see
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
please dont rape me on my first night in
STEAM!
Someday, Viv.
c'mere
bend over
attaboy
I was.
Satans..... hints.....
Bend over, bro!
Trust me this'll be awesome really just trust me dude bend over!
Oh man Jack Johnson!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
this is the first thing that came into my head