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Spiders! And other horrors from nature...

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    thats pretty normal for humble though. he has eight legs and lives in a giant web

    Wren on
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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, what is wrong with nature? Why can't it just make all puppies? Why can't spiders just be like tiny puppies and not hairy eight-legged armored multi-eyed nightmares with fangs and venom and webs? I mean seriously is that really necessary? Puppies seem to get by pretty well, why change it up?

    When I was 8 I watched a praying mantis bite a living caterpillar in half. Gooey caterpillar innards burst out and dripped all over the place.

    My therapist traces a lot of my issues back to that very instant.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What about Earwigs?

    Those things are fucking cunts.

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Krentz wrote: »
    Man, what is wrong with nature? Why can't it just make all puppies? Why can't spiders just be like tiny puppies and not hairy eight-legged armored multi-eyed nightmares with fangs and venom and webs? I mean seriously is that really necessary? Puppies seem to get by pretty well, why change it up?

    When I was 8 I watched a praying mantis bite a living caterpillar in half. Gooey caterpillar innards burst out and dripped all over the place.

    My therapist traces a lot of my issues back to that very instant.

    Heh, sigged.

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Septus wrote: »
    Krentz wrote: »
    Man, what is wrong with nature? Why can't it just make all puppies? Why can't spiders just be like tiny puppies and not hairy eight-legged armored multi-eyed nightmares with fangs and venom and webs? I mean seriously is that really necessary? Puppies seem to get by pretty well, why change it up?

    When I was 8 I watched a praying mantis bite a living caterpillar in half. Gooey caterpillar innards burst out and dripped all over the place.

    My therapist traces a lot of my issues back to that very instant.

    Heh, sigged.

    Wow that's kind of surreal. Like when you look up at a TV in a store and realize that the funny looking dude standing there like an idiot is actually yourself on the security camera.

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  • marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Spiders are damn awesome. Purely for the fact that they are tiny and freak the absolute shit out of people. I mean, I wouldn't touch one, but if I find one in my house I'm not going to make it leave.

    I've had a semi-recurring dream where I'm in a house full of spiders. They are everywhere. I can hardly walk without stepping on one. And I get the feeling I'm looking for someone I know, but I don't know where they are.
    I wonder if it means something?

    Also, during the course of your life, the average person eats two spiders in their sleep.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    marty_0001 wrote: »
    Also, during the course of your life, the average person eats two spiders in their sleep.

    D:D:D:D:D:D:

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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    In Soviet Russia, Spider eats you.

    Trillian on

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
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    In Soviet Russia, Spider eats you.

    No, in Soviet Russia you eat out spider.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
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    In Soviet Russia, Spider eats you.

    No, in Soviet Russia you eat out spider.
    marty_0001 wrote: »

    Also, during the course of your life, the average person eats two spiders in their sleep.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    you guys are a bunch of girls

    spiders are cool, they bite you and give you super powers

    next time you see one, grab it, throw it in the microwave, remove and inject is delicious poison into your blood

    humble on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Spiders are amazingly durable. We have some of those rubber corks that use a pressurizing thing to keep them fresh. You know what I'm talking about.

    Well I caught this spider, threw him in an empty wine bottle, and depressurized him. And repressurized him. Over and over. It kinda fucked him up, but he was still alive after all this. In honor of his durability, I doused him with rubbing alchohol and deposited his body on a bed of paper shavings and gave him a viking funeral.


    Also, when I was a pyromaniac kid I used to put shavings of styrofoam in gasoline to thicken it, and then it put it in old christmas ornaments. The little red glass balls. Then I'd stick fuses in, light the fuses, kick over big rocks and chunks of wood and shit and throw flaming death at the fleeing insects.


    Also, on the subject of pyromania, get yourself a piece of mechanical pencil lead. Preferably .5, but .7 works (I guess.) Then grab it with a pair of pliars, and heat up with a lighter. It turns red hot. Then use it to poke tiny holes in someone's pop bottle under the lip, or stick it through a CD - that works too. Just be careful. Sometimes it'll heat up and explode, and tiny shards of heated graphite will probably cause all kinds of eye irritation. I consider it to be some kind of genetic luck that I was "gifted" with poor eyesight. The basic eye protection provided by my glasses probably saved my vision from irreparable damage on countless occasions.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    humble wrote: »
    you guys are a bunch of girls

    spiders are cool, they bite you and give you super powers

    next time you see one, grab it, throw it in the microwave, remove and inject is delicious poison into your blood

    yes the awesome power of vomiting, nausea, headache and violent diarrhea

    and if you hit the jackpot, you die!

    Oden on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The only thing you get from a radioactive spider is Leukemia

    and that's a shitty super power.

    #pipe on
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