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Spiders! And other horrors from nature...
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When I was 8 I watched a praying mantis bite a living caterpillar in half. Gooey caterpillar innards burst out and dripped all over the place.
My therapist traces a lot of my issues back to that very instant.
Those things are fucking cunts.
Heh, sigged.
Wow that's kind of surreal. Like when you look up at a TV in a store and realize that the funny looking dude standing there like an idiot is actually yourself on the security camera.
I've had a semi-recurring dream where I'm in a house full of spiders. They are everywhere. I can hardly walk without stepping on one. And I get the feeling I'm looking for someone I know, but I don't know where they are.
I wonder if it means something?
Also, during the course of your life, the average person eats two spiders in their sleep.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
In Soviet Russia, Spider eats you.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
No, in Soviet Russia you eat out spider.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
spiders are cool, they bite you and give you super powers
next time you see one, grab it, throw it in the microwave, remove and inject is delicious poison into your blood
Well I caught this spider, threw him in an empty wine bottle, and depressurized him. And repressurized him. Over and over. It kinda fucked him up, but he was still alive after all this. In honor of his durability, I doused him with rubbing alchohol and deposited his body on a bed of paper shavings and gave him a viking funeral.
Also, when I was a pyromaniac kid I used to put shavings of styrofoam in gasoline to thicken it, and then it put it in old christmas ornaments. The little red glass balls. Then I'd stick fuses in, light the fuses, kick over big rocks and chunks of wood and shit and throw flaming death at the fleeing insects.
Also, on the subject of pyromania, get yourself a piece of mechanical pencil lead. Preferably .5, but .7 works (I guess.) Then grab it with a pair of pliars, and heat up with a lighter. It turns red hot. Then use it to poke tiny holes in someone's pop bottle under the lip, or stick it through a CD - that works too. Just be careful. Sometimes it'll heat up and explode, and tiny shards of heated graphite will probably cause all kinds of eye irritation. I consider it to be some kind of genetic luck that I was "gifted" with poor eyesight. The basic eye protection provided by my glasses probably saved my vision from irreparable damage on countless occasions.
yes the awesome power of vomiting, nausea, headache and violent diarrhea
and if you hit the jackpot, you die!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.