My cat is currently very sad, as I have started locking her out of my room. I'm just sick and tired of discovering vomit when I wake up to take a leak at night.
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Meet me on my vast veranda
My sweet, untouched Miranda
And while the seagulls are crying
We fall but our souls are flying
I'd link you to the chatlog, but some cocksucker appears to have removed it.
It was an epic thread.
Was that the one with absinthe, and the chick sticking her hand into the sink to unclog it?
Or were those two separate threads?
EDIT: One thread, and it's still there.
My cat decided it was a good idea to vomit inside one of my brand new running shoes before I ever used them.
They're good shoes.
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ZephosClimbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up.MichiganRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cat Barf is the most beautiful.
ZephosClimbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up.MichiganRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
My ex caught her cat pooping in the tub once, so she picked her up mid poop, she said it was like a statue, unmoving with her little back arched and just totally unsure what the hell to do.
My ex caught her cat pooping in the tub once, so she picked her up mid poop, she said it was like a statue, unmoving with her little back arched and just totally unsure what the hell to do.
Reminds me of the scene in Jurassic Park where the T-Rex eats the guy hiding in the outhouse.
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DynagripBreak me a million heartsHoustonRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited September 2007
Liquid laundry detergent is pretty good for cleaning up pet accidents.
We should systematically remove cats from this world.
We shall call it "Operation ......" I don't have anything witty to add. Someone suggest to me something witty to call this fiendish operation of sorts.
We should systematically remove cats from this world.
We shall call it "Operation ......" I don't have anything witty to add. Someone suggest to me something witty to call this fiendish operation of sorts.
We should systematically remove cats from this world.
We shall call it "Operation ......" I don't have anything witty to add. Someone suggest to me something witty to call this fiendish operation of sorts.
Operation Fuck Cats My God They Suck So Bad
Sort of rolls of the tongue, doesn't it?
Works we with me.
LET US COMMENCE "OPERATION FUCK CATS MY GOD THEY SUCK SO BAD" (For short we shall call this "Operation Fuck Cats")
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My sweet, untouched Miranda
And while the seagulls are crying
We fall but our souls are flying
Yes.
She was my girlfriend at the time.
Oh hey there it is.
Why don't you cry about it crybaby?
They're good shoes.
Then he got run over.
It took three years, but Karma found him.
she drank too much cat milk
she is very well behaved
Reminds me of the scene in Jurassic Park where the T-Rex eats the guy hiding in the outhouse.
Look at that face.
He's all
"I just finished eating and I am going to do it again, bitch."
This is why I hate cats.
We shall call it "Operation ......" I don't have anything witty to add. Someone suggest to me something witty to call this fiendish operation of sorts.
"Accidents"?
Operation Fuck Cats My God They Suck So Bad
Sort of rolls of the tongue, doesn't it?
Works we with me.
LET US COMMENCE "OPERATION FUCK CATS MY GOD THEY SUCK SO BAD" (For short we shall call this "Operation Fuck Cats")
OPERATION FUCEMAGETESSIB
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ansInnmLEY4&mode=related&search=