I imagine you seeing the carnage and just thinking
"OH GOD NOT THE JEANS"
They were in my dresser.
I'm afraid the rug in the kitchen is a goner though.
Gonna have to give it the old 21 gun salute/toss in the dumpster before the wife finds out I threw it away instead of washing it.
Okay I'm going to the hallway to try that earlier advice, and maybe approach that litterbox that's been shat all over.
If I'm not back in 10 minutes, start planning my funeral. (viking funeral)
i had to clean out a pot filled with rotting cabbage while sitting on a linoleum floor covered in months old piss and dog shit that had been slowly accumulating (which I also had to clean)
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i had to clean out a pot filled with rotting cabbage while sitting on a linoleum floor covered in months old piss and dog shit that had been slowly accumulating (which I also had to clean)
i had to clean out a pot filled with rotting cabbage while sitting on a linoleum floor covered in months old piss and dog shit that had been slowly accumulating (which I also had to clean)
The other day I was recycling at work and I came across a bottle that was filled with chew. So I dump the shit into the sink and proceed to fill the bottle up with water to clean out. I left it running when I went to help a customer, and when I looked back the sink was almost overflowing. I shut it off, and what do I realize? The fucking sink is plugged. So I start plunging the sink. Nothing. I dump like half a bottle of Drano down the sink, nothing happens after half an hour. I eventually just dumped the other half of the bottle into the sink and just left it overnight. That water looked pretty disgusting in the end though.
I was leaving a bar with a few of my friends. There was a pepsi can sitting in the middle of the parking lot. My roommate decided to jump on it, and smash it.
Turns out to be someone's spit can, and we're all splattered with tobacco spit.
I was leaving a bar with a few of my friends. There was a pepsi can sitting in the middle of the parking lot. My roommate decided to jump on it, and smash it.
Turns out to be someone's spit can, and we're all splattered with tobacco spit.
All over my fucking face, and in my hair.
That is worse than what is usually splashed all over your face and hair.
OH HO HO
I'd link you to the chatlog, but some cocksucker appears to have removed it.
It was an epic thread.
Was that the one with absinthe, and the chick sticking her hand into the sink to unclog it?
Or were those two separate threads?
EDIT: One thread, and it's still there.
One time, I ended up with a combination of three bodily fluids on me as I passed out on the floor.
Let me tell you, waking up covered in dried vomit, tears, and blood is not a wonderful feeling, especially when you notice your socks are making a rather eerie squishing sound as you walk.
Well, aren't we cranky Mr.Pirate? Did you loose your parrot? Did you realize you can never be a pirate as Jack Swallow, which caused your dreams to shatter into a million pieces and you ended up crying on your couch with your puffy shirt?
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"OH GOD NOT THE JEANS"
They were in my dresser.
I'm afraid the rug in the kitchen is a goner though.
Gonna have to give it the old 21 gun salute/toss in the dumpster before the wife finds out I threw it away instead of washing it.
If I'm not back in 10 minutes, start planning my funeral. (viking funeral)
Is there something wrong with your cats, Mani?
Because my cats don't puke that much.
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One problem at a time dog.
Okay, off I go. WISH ME LUCK I HOPE I DONT DIE
This and the fur.
Basically everything that comes off/out of them.
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I don't have one because they terrify me.
also because my dog hates them and I've got his back.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I only almost puked once (it was pretty nasty).
LET THIS BE THE NEW GROSS STORY THREAD
ONE TWO THREE GO
Sorry mani, but this guy wins.
For sure.
Not only was each individual one furry and green, but they 'flowed' out of the tube when it picked it up, like cooked pasta.
fucking science
You named your cat Gozer? There's your problem--your cats have been possessed by an ancient Babylonian god.
STEAM!
being 14 was retarded
Moral of the story: Recycling is stupid.
Turns out to be someone's spit can, and we're all splattered with tobacco spit.
All over my fucking face, and in my hair.
i thought you were married
make your wife do it
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
simple green + natures miracle = not a stain to be found.
mani
wasn't your wife the one that went elbow deep into a sink full of puke that one time?
That is worse than what is usually splashed all over your face and hair.
OH HO HO
Was that the one with absinthe, and the chick sticking her hand into the sink to unclog it?
Or were those two separate threads?
EDIT: One thread, and it's still there.
no one cared the first time
Let me tell you, waking up covered in dried vomit, tears, and blood is not a wonderful feeling, especially when you notice your socks are making a rather eerie squishing sound as you walk.
...it wasn't raining that night.
Farting, barfing, shitting, hairballs... you name it I've had to deal with it with this cat.
I still love the darn thing though.
AIM: Yarrfooey
Well, aren't we cranky Mr.Pirate? Did you loose your parrot? Did you realize you can never be a pirate as Jack Swallow, which caused your dreams to shatter into a million pieces and you ended up crying on your couch with your puffy shirt?