Gim -- I talked to a stripper, all the clubs in San Francisco are owned by the mob and you're pretty much free to fuck any girl you see there. She was even giving me details about an elaborate door key system a la high end hotels and tracking times and such, but I ... shit ... why was she telling me that?
And this has nothing to say of the "massage parlors."
She was selling her services to you.
And we do have massage parlours and escort services in Canada too.
i work at HOOTERS!!!!! haha i wish but i do have the boobs for it lol.im single just look for my prince charming ...well im pretty outgoing .i love the outdoors camping under the stars and cuddling such a turn on ! love kids, im funny, cutie im the gurl next door the good gurl you take home to your momma!! i dont drink really i dont smoke i never done any drugs! i love the snow snowboarding is my life GO BIG OR GO HOME!!!!
I need some, maybe. I shall try and ask this girl out to lunch tomorrow.
What's the plan? Ask her out straight up? Pretend to randomly run into her and ask her out? Knock her out and tie her to a chair at the lunch table? Work-date?
Maybe post the Heroes spoilers in the Heroes thread, and not in the chat thread where spoilers are generally jokes and not actual goddamn spoilers for heroes
Sorry Senjy.
It's ok. I'm saving you from the people who would really rape you
I need some, maybe. I shall try and ask this girl out to lunch tomorrow.
What's the plan? Ask her out straight up? Pretend to randomly run into her and ask her out? Knock her out and tie her to a chair at the lunch table? Work-date?
Probably ask her straight up, sat next to her last class and we talked a bit. Probably sit next to her again and see how it goes this time.
I need some, maybe. I shall try and ask this girl out to lunch tomorrow.
Like, seriously.
I also think most girls think I'm gay. Can't say I blame em. I think they would think I'm gay, too.
Holding hands with your boyfriend all the time is a little incriminating.
I should probably stop telling people that I've boned dudes before. But sometimes it's just so damn relevant. Getting laid, or winning an argument? Maybe if I didn't spend so much time on a forum called "Debate and Discourse"...
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And we do have massage parlours and escort services in Canada too.
They don't have trouble getting dates.
They have trouble getting good dates.
And these so called good dates can be found in online dating services?
Now you just trying to pull a fast one on me.
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Two cups of coffee is all it takes to make me angrier than Lewis Black
Crazy just means they are freaky in the sack... which is totally hot.
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There is good and bad everywhere.
Nothing wrong with looking.
He hates the coffee!
What's that supposed to mean?
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Man, online dating stuff has worked out pretty well for me.
Man, this is why you go for the Indian chicks. I am hoping for some Kama Sutra shit. :P
What is this shit? Colombian?!! You like fucking third-world children in the ass don't you, you fucking fascist!
Yeah, poor me.
What?
DAMN YOU TIMER!
Yeah, call us back when you're "going for" rather than "creepily staring at"
I need some, maybe. I shall try and ask this girl out to lunch tomorrow.
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Oh noes you said his name, it's too late!
Also how's life going, got anything figured out yet?
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I also think most girls think I'm gay. Can't say I blame em. I think they would think I'm gay, too.
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Man, way to be unnecessarily dickish.
That's OK. I feed on hate, not love.
I'll fuck you all to death.
Probably ask her straight up, sat next to her last class and we talked a bit. Probably sit next to her again and see how it goes this time.
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I should probably stop telling people that I've boned dudes before. But sometimes it's just so damn relevant. Getting laid, or winning an argument? Maybe if I didn't spend so much time on a forum called "Debate and Discourse"...
IM SORRY
*sobsobsobs*