I'm wondering, how do people feel about those lower-back tattoos as it relates to this? Sorry if it's already been covered, I only skimmed the thread.
Unless those are like targeting arrows or inked-on merkins...
'Cause, like, the women get those tattoos on their own, unless there is some kind of crazy pressure from guys for women to get ass-tats that I am ignorant of.
I'm wondering, how do people feel about those lower-back tattoos as it relates to this? Sorry if it's already been covered, I only skimmed the thread.
Unless those are like targeting arrows or inked-on merkins...
'Cause, like, the women get those tattoos on their own, unless there is some kind of crazy pressure from guys for women to get ass-tats that I am ignorant of.
I've got a friend who's enamored with them. He refers to them frequently as either "whorespot" or "the target."
Dunno why I wanted to talk about them, honestly. They're just fascinating to me, because it seems like the girls that get them never quite realize that 1) they're fucking everywhere you look, and 2) it's not going to go away.
I heard a story from a girl I went to college with once. She got her name tattooed over her ass so, and I quote, "the guy would remember what to yell."
Dunno why I wanted to talk about them, honestly. They're just fascinating to me, because it seems like the girls that get them never quite realize that 1) they're fucking everywhere you look, and 2) it's not going to go away.
It will be pretty funny in about sixty years when nursing homes are full of octogenarians with lower back tatoos. In any case, it's not a big deal - I can think of many worse places to get tatoos.
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My girlfriend doesn't like doggy style because it makes her feel like she's going to piss herself. I'm assuming not all women have that problem, though...
Internal female anatomy is surprisingly* variable, and that not an uncommon response to hitting the G-spot. Its not fun for everyone. I will say everyone benefits from a strong pelvic floor though, male or female, and that a lot of minor sexual complaints tend to clear up when that's worked on.
*well, it should really be a surprise considering how variable humans are as a rule, but we're funny about things we can't see.
My wife won't do doggy style But then again, she's 5'11 and I'm 6'0 so the anatomy just doesn't work. I have a very long torso (I look like a damn gorilla!) and she has very long legs (good god finding pants in extra-long is hard), so I wind up hanging out several inches about her back if I'm on my knees. Also, she says it makes her feel awkward and very insecure. Normally she's fairly open to sexual positions/ideas, at least to try them, but not that one. *sigh*.
I still miss it though. (
And what the hell is Reverse Cowgirl? I've tried a variety of positions in my life, but names escape me...usually we just give descriptions. EDIT: Nevermind I wiki'd it. That's our current favorite
Well, I hope I don't sound like I'm bragging, but my current girlfriend had shitty boyfriends before me who never really cared about pleasuring her. As a result, sex was pretty straightforward for a while, and she usually took care of herself, with only minimal assistance from me, before she would take care of me.
It was still good though, so I didn't complain, but I always felt bad that I couldn't do anything for her during intercourse.
Eventually I convinced her to try doggy style. At first, she acquiesced for my sake, and didn't expect to get much out of it. I'll spare you the details, but the session ended with both of us collapsing and her exclaiming wide-eyed: "That's NEVER happened before!".
So, you know, it all depends on the partner etc etc...
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Well, I hope I don't sound like I'm bragging, but my current girlfriend had shitty boyfriends before me who never really cared about pleasuring her. As a result, sex was pretty straightforward for a while, and she usually took care of herself, with only minimal assistance from me, before she would take care of me.
It was still good though, so I didn't complain, but I always felt bad that I couldn't do anything for her during intercourse.
Eventually I convinced her to try doggy style. At first, she acquiesced for my sake, and didn't expect to get much out of it. I'll spare you the details, but the session ended with both of us collapsing and her exclaiming wide-eyed: "That's NEVER happened before!".
So, you know, it all depends on the partner etc etc...
You wore the zombie mask and made groaning noises right? Right?
Well, I hope I don't sound like I'm bragging, but my current girlfriend had shitty boyfriends before me who never really cared about pleasuring her. As a result, sex was pretty straightforward for a while, and she usually took care of herself, with only minimal assistance from me, before she would take care of me.
It was still good though, so I didn't complain, but I always felt bad that I couldn't do anything for her during intercourse.
Eventually I convinced her to try doggy style. At first, she acquiesced for my sake, and didn't expect to get much out of it. I'll spare you the details, but the session ended with both of us collapsing and her exclaiming wide-eyed: "That's NEVER happened before!".
So, you know, it all depends on the partner etc etc...
You wore the zombie mask and made groaning noises right? Right?
Women love that shit!
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Well, I hope I don't sound like I'm bragging, but my current girlfriend had shitty boyfriends before me who never really cared about pleasuring her. As a result, sex was pretty straightforward for a while, and she usually took care of herself, with only minimal assistance from me, before she would take care of me.
It was still good though, so I didn't complain, but I always felt bad that I couldn't do anything for her during intercourse.
Eventually I convinced her to try doggy style. At first, she acquiesced for my sake, and didn't expect to get much out of it. I'll spare you the details, but the session ended with both of us collapsing and her exclaiming wide-eyed: "That's NEVER happened before!".
So, you know, it all depends on the partner etc etc...
You wore the zombie mask and made groaning noises right? Right?
I think it's basically the muscles around the area of the perrenium. I think that area's called either the taint or the gooch, depending on locality.
nope. Further in. Weak pelvic floor tends to lead to various prolapses, minor incontinence, etc. There's supposedly a link between weak pelvic floor and premature ejaculation in males too, though I'm not sure on that one.
I think it's basically the muscles around the area of the perrenium. I think that area's called either the taint or the gooch, depending on locality.
nope. Further in. Weak pelvic floor tends to lead to various prolapses, minor incontinence, etc. There's supposedly a link between weak pelvic floor and premature ejaculation in males too, though I'm not sure on that one.
I think it's basically the muscles around the area of the perrenium. I think that area's called either the taint or the gooch, depending on locality.
nope. Further in. Weak pelvic floor tends to lead to various prolapses, minor incontinence, etc. There's supposedly a link between weak pelvic floor and premature ejaculation in males too, though I'm not sure on that one.
I think it's basically the muscles around the area of the perrenium. I think that area's called either the taint or the gooch, depending on locality.
nope. Further in. Weak pelvic floor tends to lead to various prolapses, minor incontinence, etc. There's supposedly a link between weak pelvic floor and premature ejaculation in males too, though I'm not sure on that one.
Have anything to do with ED?
no idea, but really it can't hurt to work on them. the shaft of the penis does extend some way inside the body, presumably having it better anchored would help. I'm speculating though, and god knows its impossible to find any information on google among the rush of people hocking drug-based 'fixes' for male sexual issues.
I think it's basically the muscles around the area of the perrenium. I think that area's called either the taint or the gooch, depending on locality.
nope. Further in. Weak pelvic floor tends to lead to various prolapses, minor incontinence, etc. There's supposedly a link between weak pelvic floor and premature ejaculation in males too, though I'm not sure on that one.
Have anything to do with ED?
no idea, but really it can't hurt to work on them. the shaft of the penis does extend some way inside the body, presumably having it better anchored would help.
So should we try to eliminate "give it a tug" from the lexicon of sexual innuendos because of the activities link to prolapse? Cause if masturbating, or cooperative masturbation is going to make my ass fall out then I hardly think premature ejaculation is my biggest problem.
Ugh. Don't joke about prolapsing. I keep reptiles and it can be an incredibly serious issue in some cases; a friend lost a Meller's Chameleon to it. The thing prolapsed while he was out of town and I guess his pet sitter didn't notice
uh, JK - orgasm strengthens the pelvic floor. I don't know where you got the idea that sex was bad for it...
So sex can improve how long you can hold in a pee pee?
I need to get on this.
Because that's a reason to fuck.
Anyways, you can do Kagels if that's a problem. It's nothing more than using the muscles you do when you clip off a stream, just quickly and repeatedly.
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uh, JK - orgasm strengthens the pelvic floor. I don't know where you got the idea that sex was bad for it...
So sex can improve how long you can hold in a pee pee?
I need to get on this.
Because that's a reason to fuck.
Anyways, you can do Kagels if that's a problem. It's nothing more than using the muscles you do when you clip off a stream, just quickly and repeatedly.
As my user titale suggest, I am a checkout chick, this all too often means standing In one place for up to 4 hours.
If I hadn't been doing the whole "Clench your dick muscles like your life depends on it to prevent an early orgasm" thing I'd be fired by now.
uh, JK - orgasm strengthens the pelvic floor. I don't know where you got the idea that sex was bad for it...
So sex can improve how long you can hold in a pee pee?
I need to get on this.
Because that's a reason to fuck.
Anyways, you can do Kagels if that's a problem. It's nothing more than using the muscles you do when you clip off a stream, just quickly and repeatedly.
As my user titale suggest, I am a checkout chick, this all too often means standing In one place for up to 4 hours.
If I hadn't been doing the whole "Clench your dick muscles like your life depends on it to prevent an early orgasm" thing I'd be fired by now.
Fired and covered in pee pee
Color me intrigued.
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uh, JK - orgasm strengthens the pelvic floor. I don't know where you got the idea that sex was bad for it...
So sex can improve how long you can hold in a pee pee?
I need to get on this.
Because that's a reason to fuck.
Anyways, you can do Kagels if that's a problem. It's nothing more than using the muscles you do when you clip off a stream, just quickly and repeatedly.
As my user titale suggest, I am a checkout chick, this all too often means standing In one place for up to 4 hours.
If I hadn't been doing the whole "Clench your dick muscles like your life depends on it to prevent an early orgasm" thing I'd be fired by now.
uh, JK - orgasm strengthens the pelvic floor. I don't know where you got the idea that sex was bad for it...
So sex can improve how long you can hold in a pee pee?
I need to get on this.
Because that's a reason to fuck.
Anyways, you can do Kagels if that's a problem. It's nothing more than using the muscles you do when you clip off a stream, just quickly and repeatedly.
As my user titale suggest, I am a checkout chick, this all too often means standing In one place for up to 4 hours.
If I hadn't been doing the whole "Clench your dick muscles like your life depends on it to prevent an early orgasm" thing I'd be fired by now.
Fired and covered in pee pee
Color me intrigued.
Its a metaphorical Title.
I am infact a male, with a penis, and testicles.
Pics or... no.. I can't...
Pi-pi-pics... resist!
Anyhow...
To avoid getting slapped for going off topic: Someone said masturbating was linked to those things, and I believe I remember hearing that masturbation could negatively effecting stamina in sex. It was a very, very loose (illogical) connection, but I thought the joke was funny.
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Unless those are like targeting arrows or inked-on merkins...
'Cause, like, the women get those tattoos on their own, unless there is some kind of crazy pressure from guys for women to get ass-tats that I am ignorant of.
Just to be sure, we need at least half-a-dozen people wearing labcoats and taking detailed notes in the room to observe.
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the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I've got a friend who's enamored with them. He refers to them frequently as either "whorespot" or "the target."
Dunno why I wanted to talk about them, honestly. They're just fascinating to me, because it seems like the girls that get them never quite realize that 1) they're fucking everywhere you look, and 2) it's not going to go away.
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*well, it should really be a surprise considering how variable humans are as a rule, but we're funny about things we can't see.
Oh that's sexy.
I mean, I identify with that.
I still miss it though.
And what the hell is Reverse Cowgirl? I've tried a variety of positions in my life, but names escape me...usually we just give descriptions. EDIT: Nevermind I wiki'd it. That's our current favorite
uh no, its not universal. doesn't mean there's anything wrong, though.
It was still good though, so I didn't complain, but I always felt bad that I couldn't do anything for her during intercourse.
Eventually I convinced her to try doggy style. At first, she acquiesced for my sake, and didn't expect to get much out of it. I'll spare you the details, but the session ended with both of us collapsing and her exclaiming wide-eyed: "That's NEVER happened before!".
So, you know, it all depends on the partner etc etc...
You wore the zombie mask and made groaning noises right? Right?
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Women love that shit!
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Halloween must be a great time for you. :P
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Even after reading the wiki entry, I don't know what it is.
nope. Further in. Weak pelvic floor tends to lead to various prolapses, minor incontinence, etc. There's supposedly a link between weak pelvic floor and premature ejaculation in males too, though I'm not sure on that one.
So... Kagels FTW?
Have anything to do with ED?
no idea, but really it can't hurt to work on them. the shaft of the penis does extend some way inside the body, presumably having it better anchored would help. I'm speculating though, and god knows its impossible to find any information on google among the rush of people hocking drug-based 'fixes' for male sexual issues.
That's sort of what I figured.
So sex can improve how long you can hold in a pee pee?
I need to get on this.
Because that's a reason to fuck.
Anyways, you can do Kagels if that's a problem. It's nothing more than using the muscles you do when you clip off a stream, just quickly and repeatedly.
As my user titale suggest, I am a checkout chick, this all too often means standing In one place for up to 4 hours.
If I hadn't been doing the whole "Clench your dick muscles like your life depends on it to prevent an early orgasm" thing I'd be fired by now.
Fired and covered in pee pee
Color me intrigued.
Its a metaphorical Title.
I am infact a male, with a penis, and testicles.
Pics or... no.. I can't...
Pi-pi-pics... resist!
Anyhow...
To avoid getting slapped for going off topic: Someone said masturbating was linked to those things, and I believe I remember hearing that masturbation could negatively effecting stamina in sex. It was a very, very loose (illogical) connection, but I thought the joke was funny.
I'm like The Daily Show.