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There was once a guy in Denmark who ran for the equivalent of their House of Representatives or so, and he actually wasn't a guy, he was a comedian, but his whole platform was:
1. Bigger Christmas presents.
2. The wind will always blow with you on cycle paths.
3. Free keg beer for everyone.
And he was actually elected. Also, because Denmark has a system where a party receives a certain amount of campaign funds for every vote received, he in turn used the money to walk through the department stores of of his district during Christmas season, approach people, ask them what they want for Christmas, and then buy it for them, as well as throw a big block party with free beer and hot dogs. I guess he didn't make good on the wind promise.
Anyway -- I think more comedians should run for office. It's good for politics.
I'd move to South Carolina and register to vote just to vote for him.
Only I won't.
I predict the '08 election will come down to South Carolina and Colbert will be blamed from taking votes away from everyone. And winning the state, forcing a tie-breaker.
OK. Hold on here. First: somebody tell me he is serious about this (well, as serious as he ever is). Please, just confirm yea or nay.
Second: alright, this next election will be the first time I can vote and honestly I've been really apathetic so far. So: if he's running in South Carolina, does that mean only people registered to vote there can vote for him? Because not only is that kind of a waste of time, but it's also frustrating because while I go to school in SC right now, I live and am registered in North Carolina. One state away!
I kinda doubt he is serious. Also, what he said was that he has decided that he will consider announcing that he is running, so it's not a declaration of intent to run, really.
apparently you missed his show. he declared, with a great amount of clarity, that he was running in the south carolina primary as both a democrat and a republican. there was no doubt, he made quite a bit of fanfare.
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apparently you missed his show. he declared, with a great amount of clarity, that he was running in the south carolina primary as both a democrat and a republican. there was no doubt, he made quite a bit of fanfare.
I'm guessing he only saw the Daily Show.
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Yeah, I'm on the West Coast so I just saw the Colbert Report. And the balloons.
I still think that he isn't totally serious. I think he's smart enough to realize that being president should be more than a popularity contest, though I guess it's possible he really thinks that he can do a better job than any of the current candidates and so is using his popularity to give it a shot.
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Yeah, I'm on the West Coast so I just saw the Colbert Report. And the balloons.
I still think that he isn't totally serious. I think he's smart enough to realize that being president should be more than a popularity contest, though I guess it's possible he really thinks that he can do a better job than any of the current candidates and so is using his popularity to give it a shot.
The thing is, when not in "character" him and John Stewart study politicts more then anyone that I can think of in the general media and know enough that I think that one of them or both (John as Vice?) could do better.
Or not...I'll be honest I'm not really that into politicts.
Yeah, I'm on the West Coast so I just saw the Colbert Report. And the balloons.
I still think that he isn't totally serious. I think he's smart enough to realize that being president should be more than a popularity contest, though I guess it's possible he really thinks that he can do a better job than any of the current candidates and so is using his popularity to give it a shot.
I think he's also smart enough to realize that, if he makes it far enough, he might actually stand a pretty good chance at getting elected. Which is pretty darn crazy.
3 outcomes will happen.
1: He drops out tomorrow from some injury.
2: He sees how far it goes, and if it hits the danger zone, he drops.
3: He stays in it all the way, and might actually win. Record high voter turnout as people vote for "that funny guy" rather than say Clinton or Obama or whoever. "I voted for him because I thought it'd be funny. Who knew he'd actually win?".
But I'm Canadian, so meh, what do I know? Should be quite a show to behold at least.
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Or not...I'll be honest I'm not really that into politicts.
Honestly, I think it's hard to really be into politics these days. Unless it's your job, of course. But everything's such a fucking mess, it's easy to understand the general apathy and even disgust that seems to be common.
It's a sad commentary upon this election cycle that my first thought "Way, way too late". I mean, we're barely a year away from the election, it should be practically wrapped up by now!
I think he's also smart enough to realize that, if he makes it far enough, he might actually stand a pretty good chance at getting elected. Which is pretty darn crazy.
3 outcomes will happen.
1: He drops out tomorrow from some injury.
2: He sees how far it goes, and if it hits the danger zone, he drops.
3: He stays in it all the way, and might actually win. Record high voter turnout as people vote for "that funny guy" rather than say Clinton or Obama or whoever. "I voted for him because I thought it'd be funny. Who knew he'd actually win?".
But I'm Canadian, so meh, what do I know? Should be quite a show to behold at least.
As is all he has done is announce his candidacy for the primary in a single state. If he only runs in South Carolina, it's actually impossible for him to win the nomination; the most he can manage is to gank a delegate or two from one of the "real" candidates.
So really he doesn't have to do anything at all; as it stands he hasn't "really" announced a viable run for president.
Write-in votes, man. How many people in other states do you think will write him in to their own primary ballots?
If Colbert wins, the media can tease his opponents. Congratulations, career politicians! You've been preparing your whole lives for this one shot that you're probably never going to have again, only to get beat by a comedian that wasn't even serious to begin with.
On the subject of death and daemons disappearing: arrows sure are effective in Lyra's universe. Seems like if you get shot once, you're dead - no lingering deaths with your daemon huddling pitifully in your arms, just *thunk* *argh* *whoosh*. A battlefield full of the dying would just be so much more depressing when you add in wailing gerbils and dogs.
Well, you know what guys? Just because you're a comedian doesn't mean you're not qualified to run for office. The man has clearly shown not only a keen understanding of politics, but also an obviously healthy sense of humor and common sense that many would argue most politicians lack.
I mean what, are only lawyers/independantly wealthy entrepeneurs/trust fund children fit to be politicians? Does having a sense of humor mean you can't be taken seriously?
Despite "real" Colbert's liberal views, he has shown, through "larp" Colbert, to have a keen understanding of the Republican/Conservative mindset, which means he can readily (in my opinion) convince both sides that he is a candidate worth considering, if he, indeed, is taking this seriously.
I feel silly having to type this out, but this run for office is a joke. The real Stephen Colbert does not actually want to win. It's being done because it is funny.
I feel silly having to type this out, but this run for office is a joke. The real Stephen Colbert does not actually want to win. It's being done because it is funny.
You know, I agree he doesn't expect to win/place/whatever but I'm not positive he wouldn't want to win.
He's quite obviously politically opinionated. I have no clue what kind of job he'd do.
it's just a joke, but it's sad that something like arnie becoming governor happens in reality
Before Arnie, there was Reagan *takes a shot*. Remember, Reagan was an actor before he became governor of California.
And I do think Colbert would be an adequate president. I wont say great, but it couldn't be worse than some of the other candidates we have running now.
Plus, can any of you imagine Colbert actually at one of the debates? It would probably be the first I want to watch.
It's obviously a joke. You can't even ponder the seriousness given that he said he's only running in South Carolina. You can't win with South Carolina.
But it's still fun to think about. He and Jon Stewart are just about the two most respectable people on television at this point.
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It's like not voting, but so much better.
Sometimes I think the media sets up these sorts of things.
edit: I didn't see today's Colbert Report yet.
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http://digg.com/celebrity/Stephen_Colbert_Announces_as_a_Candidate_for_President_of_Both_Parties
still though the question is how seriously is he going to take this
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1. Bigger Christmas presents.
2. The wind will always blow with you on cycle paths.
3. Free keg beer for everyone.
And he was actually elected. Also, because Denmark has a system where a party receives a certain amount of campaign funds for every vote received, he in turn used the money to walk through the department stores of of his district during Christmas season, approach people, ask them what they want for Christmas, and then buy it for them, as well as throw a big block party with free beer and hot dogs. I guess he didn't make good on the wind promise.
Anyway -- I think more comedians should run for office. It's good for politics.
Only I won't.
I predict the '08 election will come down to South Carolina and Colbert will be blamed from taking votes away from everyone. And winning the state, forcing a tie-breaker.
Second: alright, this next election will be the first time I can vote and honestly I've been really apathetic so far. So: if he's running in South Carolina, does that mean only people registered to vote there can vote for him? Because not only is that kind of a waste of time, but it's also frustrating because while I go to school in SC right now, I live and am registered in North Carolina. One state away!
So yeah. Can someone clear this up?
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I still think that he isn't totally serious. I think he's smart enough to realize that being president should be more than a popularity contest, though I guess it's possible he really thinks that he can do a better job than any of the current candidates and so is using his popularity to give it a shot.
The thing is, when not in "character" him and John Stewart study politicts more then anyone that I can think of in the general media and know enough that I think that one of them or both (John as Vice?) could do better.
Or not...I'll be honest I'm not really that into politicts.
I think he's also smart enough to realize that, if he makes it far enough, he might actually stand a pretty good chance at getting elected. Which is pretty darn crazy.
3 outcomes will happen.
1: He drops out tomorrow from some injury.
2: He sees how far it goes, and if it hits the danger zone, he drops.
3: He stays in it all the way, and might actually win. Record high voter turnout as people vote for "that funny guy" rather than say Clinton or Obama or whoever. "I voted for him because I thought it'd be funny. Who knew he'd actually win?".
But I'm Canadian, so meh, what do I know? Should be quite a show to behold at least.
Honestly, I think it's hard to really be into politics these days. Unless it's your job, of course. But everything's such a fucking mess, it's easy to understand the general apathy and even disgust that seems to be common.
Write-in votes, man. How many people in other states do you think will write him in to their own primary ballots?
This guy, for one.
Except hes actually quite an adequate Governer. But I know what you're saying, yeah.
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I mean what, are only lawyers/independantly wealthy entrepeneurs/trust fund children fit to be politicians? Does having a sense of humor mean you can't be taken seriously?
Despite "real" Colbert's liberal views, he has shown, through "larp" Colbert, to have a keen understanding of the Republican/Conservative mindset, which means he can readily (in my opinion) convince both sides that he is a candidate worth considering, if he, indeed, is taking this seriously.
He's quite obviously politically opinionated. I have no clue what kind of job he'd do.
Before Arnie, there was Reagan *takes a shot*. Remember, Reagan was an actor before he became governor of California.
And I do think Colbert would be an adequate president. I wont say great, but it couldn't be worse than some of the other candidates we have running now.
Plus, can any of you imagine Colbert actually at one of the debates? It would probably be the first I want to watch.
But it's still fun to think about. He and Jon Stewart are just about the two most respectable people on television at this point.
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