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Stephen Colbert in '08!

MKRMKR Registered User regular
edited November 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
So Stephen Colbert just announced his candidacy. Do you think he'll keep the act up, be normal, or find a healthy balance? I'm hoping for a balance.

What say ye, people of PA?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    He's running as a democrat and a republican.

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'd vote for him so hard, if I lived in South Carolina.

    It's like not voting, but so much better.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    Sometimes I think the media sets up these sorts of things.

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  • jedijzjedijz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Are you sure someone didn't go in and made a fake wikipedia entry.

    edit: I didn't see today's Colbert Report yet.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yeah, wikipedia is not a reliable source of information.

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  • SceptreSceptre Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So, as someone who isn't entirely up to date with American Politics, does this just mean that he's a candidate in the democratic/republican parties?

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  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sceptre wrote: »
    So, as someone who isn't entirely up to date with American Politics, does this just mean that he's a candidate in the democratic/republican parties?
    You spelled "as an american" wrong
    now I made myself sad D:

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  • LitejediLitejedi New York CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    This is the best thing to happen to American politics since, well, ever.

    Colbert '08
    Because if you don't, bears will kill us all.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    There was once a guy in Denmark who ran for the equivalent of their House of Representatives or so, and he actually wasn't a guy, he was a comedian, but his whole platform was:

    1. Bigger Christmas presents.
    2. The wind will always blow with you on cycle paths.
    3. Free keg beer for everyone.

    And he was actually elected. Also, because Denmark has a system where a party receives a certain amount of campaign funds for every vote received, he in turn used the money to walk through the department stores of of his district during Christmas season, approach people, ask them what they want for Christmas, and then buy it for them, as well as throw a big block party with free beer and hot dogs. I guess he didn't make good on the wind promise.

    Anyway -- I think more comedians should run for office. It's good for politics.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'd vote for him. Even if he stayed in character all 8 years.

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'd move to South Carolina and register to vote just to vote for him.

    Only I won't.

    I predict the '08 election will come down to South Carolina and Colbert will be blamed from taking votes away from everyone. And winning the state, forcing a tie-breaker.
    Or he drops out tomorrow night.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    OK. Hold on here. First: somebody tell me he is serious about this (well, as serious as he ever is). Please, just confirm yea or nay.

    Second: alright, this next election will be the first time I can vote and honestly I've been really apathetic so far. So: if he's running in South Carolina, does that mean only people registered to vote there can vote for him? Because not only is that kind of a waste of time, but it's also frustrating because while I go to school in SC right now, I live and am registered in North Carolina. One state away!

    So yeah. Can someone clear this up?

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    theres no way he keeps this up in the long term, jon stewart would beat the crap out of him if he did

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I kinda doubt he is serious. Also, what he said was that he has decided that he will consider announcing that he is running, so it's not a declaration of intent to run, really.

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  • Seaborn111Seaborn111 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    apparently you missed his show. he declared, with a great amount of clarity, that he was running in the south carolina primary as both a democrat and a republican. there was no doubt, he made quite a bit of fanfare.

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  • Seaborn111Seaborn111 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Seaborn111 wrote: »
    apparently you missed his show. he declared, with a great amount of clarity, that he was running in the south carolina primary as both a democrat and a republican. there was no doubt, he made quite a bit of fanfare.

    I'm guessing he only saw the Daily Show.

    indeed, fruitfucker

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yeah, I'm on the West Coast so I just saw the Colbert Report. And the balloons.

    I still think that he isn't totally serious. I think he's smart enough to realize that being president should be more than a popularity contest, though I guess it's possible he really thinks that he can do a better job than any of the current candidates and so is using his popularity to give it a shot.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    He could still run with Stewart.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yeah, I'm on the West Coast so I just saw the Colbert Report. And the balloons.

    I still think that he isn't totally serious. I think he's smart enough to realize that being president should be more than a popularity contest, though I guess it's possible he really thinks that he can do a better job than any of the current candidates and so is using his popularity to give it a shot.

    The thing is, when not in "character" him and John Stewart study politicts more then anyone that I can think of in the general media and know enough that I think that one of them or both (John as Vice?) could do better.

    Or not...I'll be honest I'm not really that into politicts.

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  • The WolfmanThe Wolfman Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yeah, I'm on the West Coast so I just saw the Colbert Report. And the balloons.

    I still think that he isn't totally serious. I think he's smart enough to realize that being president should be more than a popularity contest, though I guess it's possible he really thinks that he can do a better job than any of the current candidates and so is using his popularity to give it a shot.

    I think he's also smart enough to realize that, if he makes it far enough, he might actually stand a pretty good chance at getting elected. Which is pretty darn crazy.

    3 outcomes will happen.

    1: He drops out tomorrow from some injury.

    2: He sees how far it goes, and if it hits the danger zone, he drops.

    3: He stays in it all the way, and might actually win. Record high voter turnout as people vote for "that funny guy" rather than say Clinton or Obama or whoever. "I voted for him because I thought it'd be funny. Who knew he'd actually win?".

    But I'm Canadian, so meh, what do I know? :) Should be quite a show to behold at least.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Or not...I'll be honest I'm not really that into politicts.

    Honestly, I think it's hard to really be into politics these days. Unless it's your job, of course. But everything's such a fucking mess, it's easy to understand the general apathy and even disgust that seems to be common.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It's a sad commentary upon this election cycle that my first thought "Way, way too late". I mean, we're barely a year away from the election, it should be practically wrapped up by now!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mcdermott wrote: »
    I think he's also smart enough to realize that, if he makes it far enough, he might actually stand a pretty good chance at getting elected. Which is pretty darn crazy.

    3 outcomes will happen.

    1: He drops out tomorrow from some injury.

    2: He sees how far it goes, and if it hits the danger zone, he drops.

    3: He stays in it all the way, and might actually win. Record high voter turnout as people vote for "that funny guy" rather than say Clinton or Obama or whoever. "I voted for him because I thought it'd be funny. Who knew he'd actually win?".

    But I'm Canadian, so meh, what do I know? :) Should be quite a show to behold at least.

    As is all he has done is announce his candidacy for the primary in a single state. If he only runs in South Carolina, it's actually impossible for him to win the nomination; the most he can manage is to gank a delegate or two from one of the "real" candidates.

    So really he doesn't have to do anything at all; as it stands he hasn't "really" announced a viable run for president.

    Write-in votes, man. How many people in other states do you think will write him in to their own primary ballots?

    This guy, for one.

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  • SamSam Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    it's just a joke, but it's sad that something like arnie becoming governor happens in reality

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  • LiveWireLiveWire Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sam wrote: »
    it's just a joke, but it's sad that something like arnie becoming governor happens in reality

    Except hes actually quite an adequate Governer. But I know what you're saying, yeah.

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I haven't actually seen the show yet, but I am wondering this: is Stephen Colbert the man running, or the character?

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  • TigressTigress Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If Colbert wins, the media can tease his opponents. Congratulations, career politicians! You've been preparing your whole lives for this one shot that you're probably never going to have again, only to get beat by a comedian that wasn't even serious to begin with.

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well, you know what guys? Just because you're a comedian doesn't mean you're not qualified to run for office. The man has clearly shown not only a keen understanding of politics, but also an obviously healthy sense of humor and common sense that many would argue most politicians lack.

    I mean what, are only lawyers/independantly wealthy entrepeneurs/trust fund children fit to be politicians? Does having a sense of humor mean you can't be taken seriously?

    Despite "real" Colbert's liberal views, he has shown, through "larp" Colbert, to have a keen understanding of the Republican/Conservative mindset, which means he can readily (in my opinion) convince both sides that he is a candidate worth considering, if he, indeed, is taking this seriously.

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  • Locutus ZeroLocutus Zero Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I feel silly having to type this out, but this run for office is a joke. The real Stephen Colbert does not actually want to win. It's being done because it is funny.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I feel silly having to type this out, but this run for office is a joke. The real Stephen Colbert does not actually want to win. It's being done because it is funny.
    You know, I agree he doesn't expect to win/place/whatever but I'm not positive he wouldn't want to win.

    He's quite obviously politically opinionated. I have no clue what kind of job he'd do.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2007
    I wouldn't vote for him.

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  • VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sam wrote: »
    it's just a joke, but it's sad that something like arnie becoming governor happens in reality

    Before Arnie, there was Reagan *takes a shot*. Remember, Reagan was an actor before he became governor of California.

    And I do think Colbert would be an adequate president. I wont say great, but it couldn't be worse than some of the other candidates we have running now.

    Plus, can any of you imagine Colbert actually at one of the debates? It would probably be the first I want to watch.

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  • jotatejotate Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It's obviously a joke. You can't even ponder the seriousness given that he said he's only running in South Carolina. You can't win with South Carolina.

    But it's still fun to think about. He and Jon Stewart are just about the two most respectable people on television at this point.

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Colbert would be a glorious president. He's like Dennis Kucinich with more backbone and less elf-like qualities!

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  • LondonBridgeLondonBridge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Mai-Kero wrote: »
    Colbert would be a glorious president. He's like Dennis Kucinich with more backbone and less Gollum qualities!

    Corrected

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  • dangerdoomdangerdangerdoomdanger Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It's a joke. SOMEBODY LOL!!!1 please... anybody?

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