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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That was a good one James

    Why did the woman go home?
    Because she was done with her job for the day and she didn't want dinner, which her husband had made, to get cold before she got home

    Why don't women need watches?
    Because there are other devices, such as a cellphone or a portable game system, which double as clocks, which makes watches obsolete

    I would argue that watches are awesome though, especially my watch.

    Watches and jewelery really bug me. Choco bought me a beautiful golden pendant last Christmas, but I never wear it :(

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hey guys, you know why women have periods?
    BECAUSE THEY FUCKING DESERVE THEM

    You ass :P Crotch-bleeding isn't something I would wish on my worst enemy.

    IreneDAdler on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    So eddy, who's the woman in your relationship?

    There are no women

    because we are homosexuals

    I understand how this can be a confusing concept

    Casual Eddy on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That was a good one James

    Why did the woman go home?
    Because she was done with her job for the day and she didn't want dinner, which her husband had made, to get cold before she got home

    Why don't women need watches?
    Because there are other devices, such as a cellphone or a portable game system, which double as clocks, which makes watches obsolete

    I would argue that watches are awesome though, especially my watch.

    Plus when you are in class you can just look at your wrist to see what time it is and some teachers/profs don't like having cell phones in their class.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My boyfriend gets pretty spastic when I tickle him. Usually I get punched or hit, but it's totally worth it. Although last time he gave me a tattoo on my palm because there was a pen in his pocket.

    Skull or rose?

    Skull with rose?

    Gooey on
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    What do you do if your dishwasher breaks?
    smack her around a bit and tell her to get back to work


    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
    nothing; you've already told her twice


    What do you tell a woman with no black eyes?
    "Nice job hiding the black eyes with make-up"

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    So eddy, who's the woman in your relationship?

    There are no women

    because we are homosexuals

    I understand how this can be a confusing concept

    When you come from a sheltered Christian upbringing, it's very confusing. For instance, what is this 'Homosexual Agenda', and why do you want to take over the world? That seems pretty silly!

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    So eddy, who's the woman in your relationship?

    There are no women

    because we are homosexuals

    I understand how this can be a confusing concept

    Oh so your that kind of homosexual. <.<
    They take turns

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    So eddy, who's the woman in your relationship?

    There are no women

    because we are homosexuals

    I understand how this can be a confusing concept

    homo-whatuals?

    is that where you have sex with animals or something?

    you are sick

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
    nothing; you've already told her twice

    BEAT'D SO HARD
    Like a woman!

    Gooey on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I can't help but love my watch

    it's an antique gold watch once worn by my grandfather, an Omega windy up watch. It makes a beautiful tick tick tick sound and it marked my grandfather's wedding to my grandmother, which is sort of heartwarming especially because their marriage was so dreadful.

    Casual Eddy on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    So eddy, who's the woman in your relationship?

    There are no women

    because we are homosexuals

    I understand how this can be a confusing concept

    homo-whatuals?

    is that where you have sex with animals or something?

    you are sick

    Sex with chimps or other great apes.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My boyfriend gets pretty spastic when I tickle him.

    Oh you're one of those. Tickle-sadist :P

    My boyfriend likes to tickle me too. Him being 3" taller and 60lbs heavier than me means I don't really get a say in the matter unless I actually want to inflict serious injury on his baby-maker.

    IreneDAdler on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    So what things/places are you guys burning tonight?
    Bras, mostly.

    I'm trying to see how long I can go without buying a bra because my boobs are growing at a STUPID rate. I'm wearing like four layers of clothing. Thank goodness it is winter.
    Aren't you a little old for that...

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It's cute because Gooey assumes people actually read his posts, rather than skimming over them shamelessly.

    Hacksaw on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    It's cute because Gooey assumes people actually read his posts, rather than skimming over them shamelessly.

    :'-(

    Gooey on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    So eddy, who's the woman in your relationship?

    There are no women

    because we are homosexuals

    I understand how this can be a confusing concept

    When you come from a sheltered Christian upbringing, it's very confusing. For instance, what is this 'Homosexual Agenda', and why do you want to take over the world? That seems pretty silly!

    They're like those terror organizations from movies who are sick of human corruption and would like to see everyone annihilated, but with a lot more mansex.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    So what things/places are you guys burning tonight?
    Bras, mostly.

    I'm trying to see how long I can go without buying a bra because my boobs are growing at a STUPID rate. I'm wearing like four layers of clothing. Thank goodness it is winter.
    Aren't you a little old for that...
    A girl is never too old for her cup size to be growing at an explosive rate. Haven't you ever heard of implants?

    Hacksaw on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hacks, I used to like you

    now we are mortal enemies

    prepare to die.

    Gooey on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the gay agenda is this:
    Item 1 - C'mon guys, leave us alone.
    Item 2 - Seriously, it's not like we fuck with you people.
    Item 3 - Get something fabulous

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hacks, the texans are out to get you now.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Hacks, the texans are out to get you now.

    They've already declared "Mission Accomplished!"

    James on
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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited November 2007
    The Republic of Cascadia will remain strong in the face of the southern barbarians.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    The Republic of Cascadia will remain strong in the face of the southern barbarians.

    So I heard you're out to get Hacks

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    James wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Hacks, the texans are out to get you now.

    They've already declared "Mission Accomplished!"

    Another job well done!

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    What did hacks ever do to you Aem huh?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited November 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    What did hacks ever do to you Aem huh?

    I...I don't want to talk about it.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    The Republic of Cascadia will remain strong in the face of the southern barbarians.

    Indeed.

    But I don't think Cascadia is viable without Alberta.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited November 2007
    Guuuuuuuuyyyyyyys. I left my cellphone at home!

    Abloo bloo bloo.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It's okay I have a doll with me to help us understand what Hacks did to you, now be as physical to the doll as hacks was to you. This camera I'm holding? No it doesn't have any film in it.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    It's okay I have a doll with me to help us understand what Hacks did to you, now be as physical to the doll as hacks was to you. This camera I'm holding? No it doesn't have any film in it.

    Because it's digital M I RITE?

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    awww remember that calvin klein picture of hacks I suggest he taken of himself?

    good times

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Time for class, wheee.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited November 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    It's okay I have a doll with me to help us understand what Hacks did to you, now be as physical to the doll as hacks was to you. This camera I'm holding? No it doesn't have any film in it.

    I'm sorry sab, but this is a private matter between me and my crack team of seventeen psychiatrists. Well, twenty-three if you count the ones who went mad as soon as they heard what he did.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the gay agenda is this:
    buttsex

    You fiend.

    Church on
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Damn it, tesco.com. You have failed me for the last time.

    I need to find another supermarket that delivers.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm in class.

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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Morning [chat]. Only 5 more days till a 3 day weekend!

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited November 2007
    So do any of you listen to the Dresden Dolls? What do you think?

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm in class.

    ....awesome?

    Actually I should probably leave right now to go talk about globalization. See [chat] later.

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