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BAWLS tastes like shit.

_tepid__tepid_ Registered User regular
edited August 2005 in PAX Archive
That's right.

Who in their fucking right mind would buy that garbage. I would much rather bunch my testicles up in a in a rubberband down a bottle of sleeping pills than suck on that utter cum-soaked garbage.

but hey

People seemed to like it.

:lol:

The proposed legislation stems from an investigation into an Enumclaw, Wash., farm, where a 45-year-old man died on July 2 from internal bleeding due to a perforated colon resulting from having sex with a horse.
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    _tepid__tepid_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    and

    forgot and

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    ShadeShade Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    _tepid_ wrote:
    That's right.

    Who in their fucking right mind would buy that garbage. I would much rather bunch my testicles up in a in a rubberband down a bottle of sleeping pills than suck on that utter cum-soaked garbage.

    but hey

    People seemed to like it.

    :lol:

    I politely disagree

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    _tepid__tepid_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Doing pretty well at that so far, but thanks for caring.

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2005
    _tepid_ wrote:
    That's right.

    Who in their fucking right mind would buy that garbage. I would much rather bunch my testicles up in a in a rubberband down a bottle of sleeping pills than suck on that utter cum-soaked garbage.

    but hey

    People seemed to like it.

    :lol:

    i agree

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    _tepid__tepid_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Nice edit, shade.

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    poisnedcokepoisnedcoke Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Borfase wrote:
    _tepid_ wrote:
    That's right.

    Who in their fucking right mind would buy that garbage. I would much rather bunch my testicles up in a in a rubberband down a bottle of sleeping pills than suck on that utter cum-soaked garbage.

    but hey

    People seemed to like it.

    :lol:

    i agree

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    groovegroove Enforcer SeattleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Honestly, I think it's not the best thing I've drank by far. But I view it as a caffine delivery device. It did the job, it kept me awake, that's about all I needed from it. If I wanted something to drink for the taste, I have some nice single malt scotch here.

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    _tepid__tepid_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Or maybe the espresso bar on the first level.

    ...

    Or maybe following that girl dressed as The Princess up the escalator.

    time.

    after time.

    after sweet, sweet succulent time

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    CronusCronus Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    I have to also polietly disagree. BAwls is by far one of the best caffiene drinks created by man.

    A also have to disagree with you about the Princess. It was all about Strawberry Shortcake.

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    InitialDKInitialDK Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    I still can't wrap my ego around drinking "Bawls" and "blue Bawls" at that. It was worsened when I saw that sticker that said "Fueled by Bawls". I'm in no way homophobic, I just don't want to be powered by balls. Maybe if it was amended to "my Bawls", but then again they don't really fuel me as much as drive me to do wicked, wicked things...

    Plus I've drank so much caffienein my life that it has no effect on my mental or energy state. It might as well be flavored water, but good tasting flavored water, like root beer. Or cola, with rum in it. What was I talking about?

    OH and the sound of those shits dropping kind of got on my nerves. Although I'll probably take the dude from the second Mike/Jerry panel's advice and use it as a drinking game with the DVD.

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    QuizMasterQuizMaster Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    It isn't exactly the BEST drink. In fact, there are a lot of drinks that have a better taste. But after waiting a year and tasting it again, it was very good. Plus the price was right. People kept buying whole cases and didn't mind sharing.

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2005
    straberry shortcake was in fact not that attractive


    also, the whole dropping the bawls bottle thing was very annoying/stupid

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    DJBreslinDJBreslin Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    She was not the most attractive girl in the world. But you are not the most attractive guy in the world. It serves no purpose to state these obvious things.

    The point is that she put a lot of effort into that costume and a lot of people gave her props for that. And she certainly wasn't unattractive. I thought she looked great.

    Plus, she had a fucking riding crop. I could be wrong, but I believe that would be used for spanking. Perhaps you could've asked her to spank the dicks dropping their Bawls bottles. Perhaps then Strawberry Shortcake would've had something to offer even you, Borfase.

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2005
    what you just said is absolutely absurd


    i am a gleaming visage of manhood





    and i give her anti-props for putting so much time and effort into that costume


    anti-props

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    DJBreslinDJBreslin Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Oh god no! Not anti-props! I guess there's nothing more I can do...

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2005
    i win

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    PartialartistPartialartist Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    DJBreslin wrote:
    Perhaps you could've asked her to spank the dicks.

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    _tepid__tepid_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Well, yeah, we weren't at a Tommy Hilfigure convention.

    Jesus, even the 'Frag Dolls' looked like ten-cent whores that middle management in NYC coulda picked up for a cool fifty bucks.

    Or ten cents...not sure of the conversion rates. Plus.

    Got sick of them yelling on the bullhorn about how to start the goddam game when, well, you know.

    But.

    ...

    Garters do it for me.

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    Syn404Syn404 Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Bawls tastes like the crap they shove down your throat to make a cast of your teeth.

    But it was drinkable in small, sample-size quantities when very, very cold.

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    _tepid__tepid_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    free is always a plus

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    apotheosapotheos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2005
    _tepid_ wrote:
    Jesus, even the 'Frag Dolls' looked like ten-cent whores that middle management in NYC coulda picked up for a cool fifty bucks.

    So between this and the cenobyte comment, I'm figuring your just an asshole. Thats so nice.

    Anyway, how about you keep comments on how everyone at PAX looked to yourself, and I don't beat you in the head with a stick? People didn't go to PAX or share their pics to have you cut them down.

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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2005
    I wasn't aware that PAX was a beautiful people'sconvention for only the pretty


    And Bawls isn't very good, but I got some from people and it did its job- keeping me awake.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    It's like a fatty argument up in here.

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    LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2005
    Snowballs, however, were very delicious, IMO...

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    _tepid__tepid_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    When did I mention cenobites?

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    LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2005
    _tepid_ wrote:
    When did I mention cenobites?

    Picture Share thread.

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    _tepid__tepid_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Oh snap.

    I need a breathalyzer lock on my keyboard.

    :|

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    AneurysmAneurysm Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Bawls is an ok drink, but this year I was all about the Bawls mints. Mind you, they're not really minty, but they gave me a nice boost when I needed it. I don't mind saying that I was powered by 75 blue balls. That shit it omni-potent :D

    P.S.
    Do ANY energy drinks taste good? Hell no! This stuff is gamer fuel, not a fine wine.

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    redstarpythonredstarpython Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    bawls was horrible, but I agree that caffeine is very very good.

    as for hot chicks? I didn't notice. I sure as hell didn't see many hottie men. there was this cutie that kept playing ddr that was checking me out

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    ShadeShade Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Aneurysm wrote:
    Bawls is an ok drink, but this year I was all about the Bawls mints. Mind you, they're not really minty, but they gave me a nice boost when I needed it. I don't mind saying that I was powered by 75 blue balls. That shit it omni-potent :D

    P.S.
    Do ANY energy drinks taste good? Hell no! This stuff is gamer fuel, not a fine wine.

    AMP

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    LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2005
    Shade wrote:
    Aneurysm wrote:
    Bawls is an ok drink, but this year I was all about the Bawls mints. Mind you, they're not really minty, but they gave me a nice boost when I needed it. I don't mind saying that I was powered by 75 blue balls. That shit it omni-potent :D

    P.S.
    Do ANY energy drinks taste good? Hell no! This stuff is gamer fuel, not a fine wine.

    AMP

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    AneurysmAneurysm Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    I dunno, I always found AMP to taste like an industrial waste version of Mountain Dew. Amp and a Virigin Megastore are a dangerous combination.

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    jenellejenelle Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    _tepid_ wrote:
    Oh snap.

    I need a breathalyzer lock on my keyboard.

    :|

    Where can I get one of those?

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    ShadeShade Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Aneurysm wrote:
    I dunno, I always found AMP to taste like an industrial waste version of Mountain Dew. Amp and a Virigin Megastore are a dangerous combination.

    :D

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    redstarpythonredstarpython Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    could you imagine drinking a vodka bawls??????? eewwwww :? :? :?

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    AzioAzio Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Borfase wrote:
    _tepid_ wrote:
    That's right.

    Who in their fucking right mind would buy that garbage. I would much rather bunch my testicles up in a in a rubberband down a bottle of sleeping pills than suck on that utter cum-soaked garbage.

    but hey

    People seemed to like it.

    :lol:

    i agree

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=75032

    Goddamn hypocrite.

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    JinxJinx Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    i think the glass bottles are classy. so is filling up empty bawls bottles with snoballs. energy drinks are there to do a job. if they taste better than normal soda, well cool, but form follows function.

    and red bull vodka tastes like liquid smarties.

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    NintoNinto Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Jinx FD wrote:
    i think the glass bottles are classy. so is filling up empty bawls bottles with snoballs. energy drinks are there to do a job. if they taste better than normal soda, well cool, but form follows function.

    and red bull vodka tastes like liquid smarties.

    Are you kidding me? Red bull vodka tastes worse than just about any other normal chick drink. The only point to it is a quick buzz to start the night with.

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    TypeOTypeO Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Bah! you all must not have tried my coconut bawls at the 512 party. almost ran outa rum in like 2 hours.

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    NintoNinto Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    TypeO wrote:
    Bah! you all must not have tried my coconut bawls at the 512 party. almost ran outa rum in like 2 hours.

    Bawls and coconut rum? Sounds like it might be palatable.

    Not as good as beer, though.

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