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[Phalla]Phallagnarok. Loki assaults the divine order.

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Wow, those four vote came out of nowhere. Um, I'm sorry pk, and I pledge undying loyalty?

    I tried to tell you. Perhaps next time you'll heed my warnings. Now you too have become his servant, dancing along on the stings of a master puppeteer.

    Perhaps you'll escape your fate, perhaps not. Let's see how this plays out.

    Dance puppet, dance!



    You will be next.


    :evil:

    I hate to disappoint, but I'm more of an independent contractor. I can be drawn to causes for a brief time, but it won't last long.

    Strictly freelance, champ.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    SO I just got to my moms house and what the hell did you all do. I thought this game wouldn't start till Friday. God damn I have to read 22 pages with dial up.

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    PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Meddle not into the affairs of the God-Emporer, he will bind you to his service with chains forged of the bones of his enemies!

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Wow, those four vote came out of nowhere. Um, I'm sorry pk, and I pledge undying loyalty?

    I tried to tell you. Perhaps next time you'll heed my warnings. Now you too have become his servant, dancing along on the stings of a master puppeteer.

    Perhaps you'll escape your fate, perhaps not. Let's see how this plays out.

    Dance puppet, dance!



    You will be next.


    :evil:

    I hate to disappoint, but I'm more of an independent contractor. I can be drawn to causes for a brief time, but it won't last long.

    Thus the name.

    My theory: Since you clearly aren't allying yourself to PK, you must be one of his closest henchmen.

    FreeAgent

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Thus the name.

    My theory: Since you clearly aren't allying yourself to PK, you must be one of his closest henchmen.

    FreeAgent

    A good theory. Incorrect, but good. PK is a bit more obvious in his soldiers: hence Pretentious.

    EDIT: Ah Psycho, such a swift change of heart. A smart move, but you still have a task to accomplish in his service, don't you?

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Woo! Yay phalla!

    First day doesn't end til friday, I may hold off... but with the temptation of killing christ I may be unable to contain myself >P

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Thus the name.

    My theory: Since you clearly aren't allying yourself to PK, you must be one of his closest henchmen.

    FreeAgent

    A good theory. Incorrect, but good.

    i get lost at the part where you would vote for henchmen over the main bad guy, but i'm new at this game

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Why are people allying with pk? Pages loading to slow.

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Why are people allying with pk? Pages loading to slow.

    They're afraid of what he represents. So rather than face his wrath, the choose to subjugate themselves to his will.

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    SavantSavant Simply Barbaric Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bah, retractions are required. Ok, retract Qorzm and cj iwakura.

    Who is more deserving of a hammer upside the head?

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Come on people. Convince me.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Thus the name.

    My theory: Since you clearly aren't allying yourself to PK, you must be one of his closest henchmen.

    FreeAgent

    A good theory. Incorrect, but good.

    i get lost at the part where you would vote for henchmen over the main bad guy, but i'm new at this game

    Everyone knows that the way to beat the main bad guy is to collect the items that will hit his weak point for massive damage, right?

    FreeAgent, being a trusted henchman of PK, must have one of these items. Of course, first we'll need to make it through FA's dungeon.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Why are people allying with pk? Pages loading to slow.
    There are many here who will fake loyalty, only to band together with their traitor kin to stab him in the back. But they will fail. The glory of PrecisionK will be known.

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Thus the name.

    My theory: Since you clearly aren't allying yourself to PK, you must be one of his closest henchmen.

    FreeAgent

    A good theory. Incorrect, but good.

    i get lost at the part where you would vote for henchmen over the main bad guy, but i'm new at this game

    Everyone knows that the way to beat the main bad guy is to collect the items that will hit his weak point for massive damage, right?

    FreeAgent, being a slayer of demons, must have one of these items. Of course, first we'll need to make it through FA's dungeon.

    I like where this is going.
    Fuck yes, I have my own dungeon.

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Come on people. Convince me.

    Vote zanmatto. He's an inactive, his avatar is a sheep (meaning either he is food for the wolves or a wolf in sheep's clothing), and his name makes me think of some sort of mutant retard tomato. And everyone knows that bears hate tomatoes.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Thus the name.

    My theory: Since you clearly aren't allying yourself to PK, you must be one of his closest henchmen.

    FreeAgent

    A good theory. Incorrect, but good.

    i get lost at the part where you would vote for henchmen over the main bad guy, but i'm new at this game

    Everyone knows that the way to beat the main bad guy is to collect the items that will hit his weak point for massive damage, right?

    FreeAgent, being a slayer of demons, must have one of these items. Of course, first we'll need to make it through FA's dungeon.

    I like where this is going.
    Fuck yes, I have my own dungeon.

    I was almost expecting that spoiler to be this:
    :winky:

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Come on people. Convince me.

    Vote zanmatto. He's an inactive, his avatar is a sheep (meaning either he is food for the wolves or a wolf in sheep's clothing), and his name makes me think of some sort of mutant retard tomato. And everyone knows that bears hate tomatoes.

    I thought we were voting him out in the DnD game... although I think that wagon may have been averted, so maybe we can work something out in here.

    He did desire to get voted off, so that's something to consider.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Everyone knows that the way to beat the main bad guy is to collect the items that will hit his weak point for massive damage, right?

    FreeAgent, being a trusted henchman of PK, must have one of these items. Of course, first we'll need to make it through FA's dungeon.

    yeah, but this isn't zelda and precisionk isn't ganon

    let's pretend it is for a minute!

    while you're off getting a boomerang from Free Agent's dungeon so you can stun plants, ganon has already taken over the throne, killed all the hylains, and is in the middle of violating zelda

    way to prioritize, link

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I want to be the octorock.

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    PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    No, precisionk is the Triforce, the source of all wisdom, courage and power.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    No, precisionk is the Triforce, the source of all wisdom, courage and power.
    Why are people allying with pk? Pages loading to slow.
    There are many here who will fake loyalty, only to band together with their traitor kin to stab him in the back. But they will fail. The glory of PrecisionK will be known.
    Traitorous suck up.

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I was almost expecting that spoiler to be this:
    :winky:

    I know you were. But seriously, having a dungeon is badass.

    I also approve of mrpaku's ability to imagine real world Zelda. This whole scenario is based on false premises, but I approve thoroughly of this fiction.

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    zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Being inactive is all but a matter of perspective. Perhaps you all have been TOO ACTIVE!

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    I want to be the octorock.

    We have an opening for an elite guard to protect the entrance of the dungeon if you're interested.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    yip yip yip

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    yip yip yip

    Also, we've had some turnover in the Magic Sword Watchdog department.

    Just saying.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So what did pk say to make everyone want to worship him. Besides being the God Emporer.

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    PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So, Pretentious, you doubt the God-Emporer's ability to make an honest convert, and imply that the newest members of his holy flock are traitors?

    You seem oddly lacking in faith of our esteemed leader.


    Edit: Fixed bad english.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So, Pretentious, you doubt the God-Emporer's ability to make an honest convert, and imply that the newest members of his holy flock are traitors?

    You seem oddly lacking in faith for esteemed leader.
    Of course I doubt those who go from threating our glorious leader to praising him in one sentence, you knave. How dare you insult me! I have the Emperor's confidence for a reason!

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    PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Well, you might have have his confidence, but your math skills are sorely lacking. It was four sentences!

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So, Pretentious, you doubt the God-Emporer's ability to make an honest convert, and imply that the newest members of his holy flock are traitors?

    You seem oddly lacking in faith for esteemed leader.
    Of course I doubt those who go from threating our glorious leader to praising him in one sentence, you knave. How dare you insult me! I have the Emperor's confidence for a reason!

    Perhaps a test is in order. A test that can be best administered by your particular... skills.

    I smell the beginnings of a duel in the works.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    So what did pk say to make everyone want to worship him. Besides being the God Emporer.

    I think he said somethin' about bein' a god-emporer and also a lil' bit of Jesus on the side

    not too sure though, I tend to stay out of the whole PK thing since half the time it doesn't make sense and the other half of the time it makes me so damn mad.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    it's like two crackheads arguing over who gets to give the rich gentleman a blowjob

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    So, Pretentious, you doubt the God-Emporer's ability to make an honest convert, and imply that the newest members of his holy flock are traitors?

    You seem oddly lacking in faith for esteemed leader.
    Of course I doubt those who go from threating our glorious leader to praising him in one sentence, you knave. How dare you insult me! I have the Emperor's confidence for a reason!

    Perhaps a test is in order. A test that can be best administered by your particular... skills.

    I smell the beginnings of a duel in the works.
    While I am truly flattered that you want to watch me battle this fool, I have to say, it would hardly be entertaining. I doubt he would last 10 posts.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    If I did not fear the retraction mechanic, then I would vote Zanmatto so hard he would be inactive into the start of next year.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Isn't pk always a bad guy or something.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Precisionk is scary.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Isn't pk always a bad guy or something.
    He always leads his team to victory.

    And his team is always the team of truth, justice, and the Phallian way.

    He is not beholden to your "labels" about "good" and "evil". Both good and evil make up what is our glorious emperor.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I think marx is calling precisionk a neutral.

    !vote precisionk

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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !vote for Obbi. Random.org totally said he tortures kitties.

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