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[Phalla]Phallagnarok. Loki assaults the divine order.

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That vote's because you can't make the firefly game tonight, Zerinan.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I can agree with that assessment.

    !vote Zerinan

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Guys, we can't kill Zerinan. It's one day too early.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm going to have to !vote precisionk because I'd like to hold the spear of Longinus.

    Unless you know the G-E has a good reason not to sacrifice himself for the greater good of our legion.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Locus wrote: »
    Guys, we can't kill Zerinan. It's one day too early.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm going to have to !vote precisionk because I'd like to hold the spear of Longinus.

    I've got a spear of Longinus you could hold.
    No, really, it's a replica. You expected a winky here, didn't you?

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    There seems to be an issue with the Jesus reveals. Someone's planner didn't double-check their schedule.
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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Also, guys? PK got blasted day 1 in the last phalla, dying on day 1 consistently isn't fun for anyone.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !PsychoCucumber Is not beautiful enough according to the RNG.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Also, guys? PK got blasted day 1 in the last phalla, dying on day 1 consistently isn't fun for anyone.

    if someone tries to kill me, i can try to kill them back and not feel guilty about it

    it's how i roll

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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    That vote's because you can't make the firefly game tonight, Zerinan.

    But I'm going to make it tonight, read the Firefly thread! My plans exploded so I can. And I've died day 1 in a lot of my previous Phallas, although they were all months ago. Shush now, I need to get into Crazy Mode for this phalla.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Also, guys? PK got blasted day 1 in the last phalla, dying on day 1 consistently isn't fun for anyone.

    He also made it to about the second last day in Eternal Phalla. :P

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Also, guys? PK got blasted day 1 in the last phalla, dying on day 1 consistently isn't fun for anyone.

    Uhh, miniphalla maybe.

    Last real phalla he was the uber solo bad guy faction and lived well towards the end.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My bad then, I got things mixed up.

    I'm nowhere near popular enough to have a seal of approval. I figured that was more of a code word for "Shoot this guy in his sleep tonight" or something.

    Truthfully, I like PK. He helps make these fun along with many others.

    If you want to destroy someone with the day 1 vote, feel free to destroy me. I usually just take up space anyhow. It gives others a better chance of living longer as well.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    that's sort of a weird request

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Also, guys? PK got blasted day 1 in the last phalla, dying on day 1 consistently isn't fun for anyone.

    He also made it to about the second last day in Eternal Phalla. :P

    It is because I am awesome.

    People are just fearful of my power. I take it as a compliment with people wanting to kill me early. I usually die day 1 every other phalla. It's the life cycle.


    I am sure I will be on 5 kill orders. Hell, I EXPECT THIS.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Aha! Classic Ardor, saying we can eliminate him so that we don't and he can proceed to destroy us all, just as planned!

    I'm on to you!

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    that's sort of a weird request

    I make it in many games though. It's not that I don't want to play, but I'm more than happy to eat the day 1 bandwagon for some other players because they make these fun.

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Further to add, Ardor has a heart of gold. He is like the Tiny Tim of Phalla.

    I really hope someone is out there to keep track of Phalla stats. I WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE DIED ON DAY 1.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    that's sort of a weird request

    I make it in many games though. It's not that I don't want to play, but I'm more than happy to eat the day 1 bandwagon for some other players because they make these fun.

    that's unnervingly generous of you

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    that's sort of a weird request

    I make it in many games though. It's not that I don't want to play, but I'm more than happy to eat the day 1 bandwagon for some other players because they make these fun.

    that's unnervingly generous of you

    Your lack of faith and punctuation/capitalization is disturbing.




    PRETENTIOUS, Your master commands you to sally forth and protect Ardor!

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    that's sort of a weird request

    I make it in many games though. It's not that I don't want to play, but I'm more than happy to eat the day 1 bandwagon for some other players because they make these fun.

    that's unnervingly generous of you

    He must have something to hide.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    WARRIORS! TO ME!

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Ardor's evil, remember?

    Talking about evil, you've been trying to get me killed for sport for a long time! Here's an ancient example.
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    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Now I'm not a very good planner. It's tough for me to think ahead. But I figure this is a viable, mini-strategy to be employed until one of the big guns like Ardor comes up with something better.
    Wow, this sounds like a pretty dangerous idea, relying on Ardor. O_o

    I mean, he's a cool guy and all, but it's too early to tell which side is which, and especially who to trust.

    I'd even say that it's very WARK strange to just bring his name up like that, in an all-too trusting way.

    But we can't tell who to be suspicious of here, because it might be a trap. Except for Inquisitor, that's one very suspicious character, right now. ;-)
    I agree! WARK!

    In fact, it's clear to me that relying on Ardor is a crutch for us all!

    Also, he wants to poach us:
    Ardor wrote: »
    Doesn't Dorter also have the poaching shop? (I forget the name of it)

    If so, where's our thief? We've got two chocobos in our midst we could poach for some items!
    D:

    !vote Ardor or get used to walking! WARK!


    (I've always imagined Chocobos as very excitable.)


    Serious commentary:
    Ardor is a threat to us all. While he routinely comes up with fantastic commentary and insight, it is not without cost: Ardor likes an interesting game. The evidence one can provide to show Ardor crippling one side - or providing succor to another - simply to make the game more "balanced" or "fun", is legion.

    The idea has been put forth to "wash the slate clean" between Phallas. While I wholeheartedly agree on a "grudge" basis (following grudges will only rarely benefit your team), this is insane when it comes to examining past behaviors.

    It is a virtual certainty that he will play the one-way turncoat again this game: providing himself as a bulwark against retribution for two sides to gain advantage over a third. He has stated that he does not see a reason to do this yet - but, again, history teaches us that the game's state will eventually reach a point where he finds this advisable to do so.

    If Ardor is on my team, this is a potential threat that could cost us the game. If he is not on my team, he could team up with the opposing factions to our detriment. Either way, victory for Larg or Goltana seems more certain if he is prevented from playing mediator: we are more likely to utterly crush the Stoners if we remove their potential champion.

    (Sorry, Ardor. :( You always find a way to spice up these games, but it never seems to quite work out in the village's favor.)

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ardor normally evades the burning public spotlight until the midpoint of the game.
    Then he pulls an Alexandria and wins the game for the village.

    PK is fantastic at rousing the troops and leading them... wherever his alignment says to lead them.

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    As God-Emperor of all things Phallas, Leader of Phalla Council and JESUS of this Phalla, I invite all new people to phalla to contact your God-Emperor if you have questions, requests, gifts for me, relating to this game.

    I know all the secrets of Phalla and am pretty much the best person ever.

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    Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man, what the hell are you all going on about?

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    WhodWhod Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It would have been great to be able to talk to/ask questions to other phallaers during the Eternal phalla, I was lost on my own. I *really* need the help!

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    Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Whod wrote: »
    It would have been great to be able to talk to/ask questions to other phallaers during the Eternal phalla, I was lost on my own. I *really* need the help!

    I'm still sorta new, but I've picked up a lot. I can try and answer your questions if you'd like.

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Whod wrote: »
    It would have been great to be able to talk to/ask questions to other phallaers during the Eternal phalla, I was lost on my own. I *really* need the help!

    I'm still sorta new, but I've picked up a lot. I can try and answer your questions if you'd like.

    I AM HERE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS AS THE GOD-EMPEROR ALWAYS HAS AN OPEN EAR TO HIS UNDERLINGS.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !Retract Zot

    So hey, I'm new to this whole Phalla thing and wondering if anyone agrees that !Ardor should be killed with fire*
    *just kidding about the fire part

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    PRETENTIOUS, Your master commands you to sally forth and protect Ardor!
    As long as this body still draws breath, I will do as you command, my liege!

    Burnage, you scoundrel! You shall not lift one finger against my ward! Have at thee!

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ardor today, precisionk tomorrow

    Because nothing makes me feel more like a drunken norseman than fighting with self-proclaimed god emperors

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hold your tongue, knave! Your words are blasphemy and shall damn you!

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    FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    PRETENTIOUS, Your master commands you to sally forth and protect Ardor!
    As long as this body still draws breath, I will do as you command, my liege!

    Burnage, you scoundrel! You shall not lift one finger against my ward! Have at thee!

    Retractions

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Telcus and Zanmatto then, if it truly be required.

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Though I shall vote for neither, I must say that I find this unholy alliance between Marx and precisionk to be most unsettling.

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    Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Locus wrote: »
    Though I shall vote for neither, I must say that I find this unholy alliance between Marx and precisionk to be most unsettling.

    Glad I'm not the only one.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i think it's cute, in a dom/sub kind of way

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i think it's cute, in a dom/sub kind of way

    ENJOY YOUR LAST DAY, AS I WILL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD SACRIFICE TO ENSURE SAFE JOURNEY TO PHALLHALLA!

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