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I killed another [Chat] today
Elki
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Shot it in its back as it ran away.
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No, wait
I feel the blood on my hands, though I cannot see it
Well, when I fantasize normally, I find I can't really focus well enough, and the fantasies end up being super vague and not very interesting. On Adderall, however, it usually ends up being some whole damn universe in my head, with even absurdly small, entirely irrelevent, unerotic details fleshed out with the precision of a Star Wars wiki page.
Also, you can pretty much stay right on the verge of climax as long as you want to. Sometimes if I have nothing better to do I'll just fap for like two hours. Basically as productive as spending that time on the forums or watching anime.
Yeah, I'm making sure the awkward over-sharing rolls over to the new [chat].
With time to kill
I borrowed Jeb's rifle
And sat on the hill
I saw a lone rider
Crossin' the plain
I drew a bead on him
To practise my aim
My brother's rifle
Went off in my hand
A shot rang out
Across the land
The horse, he kept running
The rider was dead
I hung my head
I hung my head :whistle:
Then I nicked his ID tags and turned them over to the quartermaster and he gave me an extra ration of food! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
I still think it's worth it, and it's a cute trick that's impressed more than one person, but you can get some really intense pains seemingly randomly from doing it.
pinch method?
Ya, I know it's weird.
pst you have to have sex for that to happen
ok bed
Rampant over-sharing ITT
The worst was when I finally had a girlfriend, I'd have dreams about cheating on her and then trying to break it off and then it'd turn out I had an illegitimate child. I mean what the fuck?
Well, while my fantasies on Adderall are hardly realistic, the plot, detail, and sex-not-actually-taking-up-much-time-in-the-fantasy bits are there. That's kind of why I enjoy it. Honestly superior to watching porn.
So, you can go again.
After the second time though, there are other issues with sustained masturbation unless you are using certain methods. The skin of the shaft, for example, is apt to become dry and prone to cracking unless sufficiently moisturized or you simply are using a different method (as me).
Yeah but Church, by all accounts you need to be seeing a psychiatrist in a more serious capacity then you previously have been. Don't you not sleep at night?
You won't when it's a near constant thing. Being unable to jackoff in under 8 minutes sucks when you're in a hurry.
Man that sounds unpleasant.
I never really have nightmares. It's all very strange and poorly edited. It's a bit too fast and unreal to elicit a strong positive or negative feeling from me. It's like a goddamn music video with fast cuts and shit.
I don't know how I transition from chatting with a cute girl to being raped by an alligator in sixty seconds, but it happens.
Clearly my subconscious likes Quentin Tarantino too much.
I also can't sleep with an open door in the room, or a hidden corner
and I am prone to fits of panic if I cannot close a door behind me (which became an issue with certain doors at Montclair that were handicap-accessible, and so could not be closed manually-- I would have to stand and pace with worry streaking through me waiting for it to close on its own)
tl;dr fuck doors
While that sounds (maybe?) like fun, I think it's pretty bad for your junk. Which is obviously not really a concern for you but 'tis for me.
To be fair, I sleep just fine during the day.
And screw psychiatrists. I've seen half a dozen of them in the last two years. Each one has his or her own opinion on me and none of them make sense. They're hacks. They took me from wanting to go to uni to major in psychology to thinking of psychology as a pseudo-science.
Fucking psychiatrists. They can all get stuffed. All they've done is waste my time.
though lately I have just been passing out afterwards
EDIT: Second Church's opinions of psychs of all sorts; I used to have a lot more faith in them before they decided to exhaust my entire benefits for 2007 by giving me 8 weeks of criss-crossing referrals with diagnoses simply stacking higher-and-higher and not a single one feeling 'qualified' to work with me.
Now I just have faith in the pills, so I am going to wait until I have a definitive pro-bono diagnosis and then carry it into an office and demand a scrip.
Hrm, good point. I mean, if I have to I can wrap shit up quickly even on Adderall.
I mean, that's what porn is for.
This is highly not recommended.
Hmm, what can I overshare.
Oh, I like a guy at work but I think he might not be gay, but then I think he is gay every other minute.
It is so fucking confusing.
I might just give up this game we play and just say, "LOOK GODDAMNIT ARE YOU FUCKING GAY OR NOT THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING"
I am so indebted to Showtime.
Ever been gut-shot Obo? Huh?
Come on, you might like it. Just try it, I'll steal a pistol from the armoury here and shoot you with it.
No? Suit yourself, I'm going to go see what it's like to be lynched. Might be fun, who knows?
at least you can get a straight answer, I ask if they are gay or straight but it doesn't really tell me anything
EDIT: Church we are soul mates you know you should not say such things to your soul mate, she may become irate
very nice benefit to watching an already great show.
Yeah retrograde ejaculation is seriously not-good for your dangly bits.
I used to hold the tip shut so I could go stand up and get some tissue, until I was told that this is really bad, and I have wondered ever since if that's why I now need Viagra.
I prefer to think it's just because my wang is so massive I need the aid of prescription medication to hoist it proudly aloft. :P
might moff the prospect of surgery though, so fine
EDIT: also I find it slightly strange you guys know this by its scientific name what the hell
How exactly did this happen, Loren?
"Tried, and true."
Opening to a slashfic?
No.
Me trying to be clever but failing to compensate for the fact that none of you think in as convoluted a manner as I do.
Look very very carefully, and consider prior posts on this thread in the last few minutes, the notion will be clear.
The joke will not be funny.
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Also: Bonus points if you figure out the reference.