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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    Black men like white women. White men like Asian women. So what do Asian men like?

    Tentacle rape.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    Black men like white women. White men like Asian women. So what do Asian men like?

    Animated women.

    Tentacle rape, if the internet has taught me anything.

    [EDIT]: Goddammit Moniker.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    I have a fever.

    Does Yellow Fever (and other Fevers) imply preferring one race to the exclusion of others, or just an unusual fondness for said race?

    I've never really been clear on that.

    Also I am claiming Mediterranean Fever for the Italians.

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    MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hello [chat].

    I'd really like to learn one day exactly what it is that compells me to fuck everything up.

    Also, I am hungry.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Sweeney Todd was pretty awesome.

    Awesome. I plan on seeing it Christmas day, and I had been a little worried that Burton would fuck it up.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I know a lot of rednecks with a great penchant for fucking things up.

    Not that you're a redneck, Baggins. Oh, no sir, no you are not a redneck. I would never wish to imply that.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Hello [chat].

    I'd really like to learn one day exactly what it is that compells me to fuck everything up.

    Oedipus complex.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    Black men like white women. White men like Asian women. So what do Asian men like?
    math

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    So, are you hitting it, then?

    I'm pretty sure Loren has hooked up with half of China at this point.

    I wonder what previously-thought-to-be-extinct/never-before-recorded STDs he's picked up? Bird Herpes? Genital SARS? Bubonic warts?

    "Yellow fever".

    (Ha, I used that colloquialism that you(?) taught me!)

    Asians are yellow fever, blacks are jungle fever, what would that make natives? Scarlet fever?

    More importantly, what are Arabs/sub-continentals? Desert Fever?

    We need Aegeri.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    I know a lot of rednecks with a great penchant for fucking things up.

    Not that you're a redneck, Baggins. Oh, no sir, no you are not a redneck. I would never wish to imply that.

    I think technically Baggins lives too far north to be a redneck. He's really more of a hillbilly.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Black men like white women. White men like Asian women. So what do Asian men like?
    math

    Maybe it's the vicodin, but that got a great laugh from me. You win.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    So, are you hitting it, then?

    I'm pretty sure Loren has hooked up with half of China at this point.

    I wonder what previously-thought-to-be-extinct/never-before-recorded STDs he's picked up? Bird Herpes? Genital SARS? Bubonic warts?

    "Yellow fever".

    (Ha, I used that colloquialism that you(?) taught me!)

    Asians are yellow fever, blacks are jungle fever, what would that make natives? Scarlet fever?

    More importantly, what are Arabs/sub-continentals? Desert Fever?

    We need Aegeri.

    Does he also suffer from this grave/totally hot affliction?

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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    I have a fever.

    Does Yellow Fever (and other Fevers) imply preferring one race to the exclusion of others, or just an unusual fondness for said race?

    I've never really been clear on that.

    Also I am claiming Mediterranean Fever for the Italians.

    So long as she's interesting and interested, I'll go after pretty much any woman. Race doesn't really matter.

    Although a Taiwanese girl I talked to is absolutely convinced that East Asian girls, uh, tend to taste better than anyone else.

    >.>

    I am, uh, inclined to agree.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So I'm at dinner with my dad, and a guy leaves with two girls, and my brother makes some sort of orgy comment, and my dad lets loose

    "Hey, I like a good gangbang every now and then. Sometimes I'm even the victim."

    o_O

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    MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    One day you fucks will get yours.

    One fucking day.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    I have a fever.

    Does Yellow Fever (and other Fevers) imply preferring one race to the exclusion of others, or just an unusual fondness for said race?

    I've never really been clear on that.

    Also I am claiming Mediterranean Fever for the Italians.

    So long as she's interesting and interested, I'll go after pretty much any woman. Race doesn't really matter.

    Although a Taiwanese girl I talked to is absolutely convinced that East Asian girls, uh, tend to taste better than anyone else.

    >.>

    I am, uh, inclined to agree.

    See now that is some useful information. Why have I not heard this before? Fucking sex ed in America, man. So worthless.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    You and TokyoRaver need to hook up.

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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    :shock:

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    One day I'll stop fucking my house long enough to kill my dad and bone my mom.

    One fucking day.

    Seriously dude, you should see someone about that.

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    MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Aem I will straight up rape you.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Asians are yellow fever, blacks are jungle fever, what would that make natives? Scarlet fever?

    Savage fever.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Aem I will straight up rape my mom.

    Dude you are being like Casket-level creepy right now.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    So long as she's interesting and interested, I'll go after pretty much any woman. Race doesn't really matter.

    Although a Taiwanese girl I talked to is absolutely convinced that East Asian girls, uh, tend to taste better than anyone else.

    >.>

    I am, uh, inclined to agree.

    See now that is some useful information. Why have I not heard this before? Fucking sex ed in America, man. So worthless.

    I don't have the kind of expert opinion that I could get from living in China but my experiences with a number of Indonesians leads me to believe this may be true for Asians in general.

    --

    Baggins: I would like to go on record as specifically saying that you are not a red-neck my pale-necked chum.

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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    See now that is some useful information. Why have I not heard this before? Fucking sex ed in America, man. So worthless.

    See, I strongly suspected this based on a couple new years encounters I had, but the sample was small, so I just thought it was a super happy coincidence.

    Further evidence has since caused me to accept this theory as generally true.

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    MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    And that is why you won't get visited by the rape fairy, Church.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    See now that is some useful information. Why have I not heard this before? Fucking sex ed in America, man. So worthless.

    See, I strongly suspected this based on a couple new years encounters I had, but the sample was small, so I just thought it was a super happy coincidence.

    Further evidence has since caused me to accept this theory as generally true.

    You should conduct a double-blind study on a statistically significant sample population.

    For science

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    So what are the odds that Loren winds up with some kind of Super STD?

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    And that is why you won't get visited by the rape fairy, Church.

    I won't?

    Are... Are you sure?

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    So what are the odds that Loren winds up with some kind of Super STD?

    300%

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    See now that is some useful information. Why have I not heard this before? Fucking sex ed in America, man. So worthless.

    See, I strongly suspected this based on a couple new years encounters I had, but the sample was small, so I just thought it was a super happy coincidence.

    Further evidence has since caused me to accept this theory as generally true.

    You should conduct a double-blind study on a statistically significant sample population.

    For science

    There aren't enough experiments like this. NASA needs to restart their sex in space division and go through the whole damn kama sutra before they're happy with the results. You know, for science!

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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm like, crazy cautious.

    Even when drunk. I'm like a super responsible drunk.

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    MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    And that is why you won't get visited by the rape fairy, Church.

    I won't?

    Are... Are you sure?

    Well no, but you might not.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    See now that is some useful information. Why have I not heard this before? Fucking sex ed in America, man. So worthless.

    See, I strongly suspected this based on a couple new years encounters I had, but the sample was small, so I just thought it was a super happy coincidence.

    Further evidence has since caused me to accept this theory as generally true.

    You should conduct a double-blind study on a statistically significant sample population.

    For science

    There aren't enough experiments like this. NASA needs to restart their sex in space division and go through the whole damn kama sutra before they're happy with the results. You know, for science!

    American teens' math and science scores on standardized tests will double overnight.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm like, crazy cautious.

    Even when drunk. I'm like a super responsible drunk.
    Your penis is going to be quarantined from re-entering the States with you.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I am not entirely satisfied with the ending of The Fountain, but I am a sap

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm like, crazy cautious.

    Even when drunk. I'm like a super responsible drunk.

    I'm pretty sure you get an STD just by crossing into Chinese airspace.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm like, crazy cautious.

    Even when drunk. I'm like a super responsible drunk.
    Your penis is going to be quarantined from re-entering the States with you.

    How will he open jars?

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    I am not entirely satisfied with the ending of The Fountain, but I am a sap

    I loved that movie until I learned that the director meant for the "future" story to be literal.

    Now I just lie to myself, and it's all better.

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    MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This girl is saying that I remind her of a character from Death Note named Ryuuk. Is this good or bad? I have never seen this show.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    I am not entirely satisfied with the ending of The Fountain, but I am a sap

    I loved that movie until I learned that the director meant for the "future" story to be literal.

    Now I just lie to myself, and it's all better.
    It doesn't work if it's literal, I just don't get any emotional closure. :cry:

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