Dexter totally hooked me up with like the hottest Chinese girl ever.
I am so indebted to Showtime.
very nice benefit to watching an already great show.
How exactly did this happen, Loren?
Dexter and Arrested Development are like the only two American shows that simply cannot be found here. She told me she liked to watch what essentially amounted to a metric ton of absolute shit (CSI-type shows, Saw-type movies, etcetera), and I told her I was going to set her straight with like the best show ever.
She agrees that it's totally fucking awesome, and we watch a few episodes once or twice a week. She also trusts me completely to find new, awesome shit for her to watch. She's not familiar with Christopher Nolan's movies, so I'm going to have her run through Memento and The Prestige and the like eventually, too.
Still working on her musical tastes, but I think they're damaged beyond repair. Also working on getting her to wear better shoes.
Dexter totally hooked me up with like the hottest Chinese girl ever.
I am so indebted to Showtime.
very nice benefit to watching an already great show.
How exactly did this happen, Loren?
Dexter and Arrested Development are like the only two American shows that simply cannot be found here. She told me she liked to watch what essentially amounted to a metric ton of absolute shit (CSI-type shows, Saw-type movies, etcetera), and I told her I was going to set her straight with like the best show ever.
She agrees that it's totally fucking awesome, and we watch a few episodes once or twice a week. She also trusts me completely to find new, awesome shit for her to watch. She's not familiar with Christopher Nolan's movies, so I'm going to have her run through Memento and The Prestige and the like eventually, too.
Still working on her musical tastes, but I think they're damaged beyond repair. Also working on getting her to wear better shoes.
Church, I want to introduce you to the slums of America
you need to put a new spin on old hatred
though of course I imagine it's nowhere near as bad, don't feel like I am trying to marginalize you or the shittiness that is the Caucuses or Russia at large
I'm not one to kiss and tell, unless it's been going on for a half year or so.
I'm kind of superstitious that if I brag too much, it'll blow up in my face.
I will simply say that every hope, expectation, and cute fantasy that I have entertained has, in fact, come to pass and/or been exceeded, with the exception of her aforementioned horrible taste in music, which is simply beyond the pale, but I can deal with it.
Church, I want to introduce you to the slums of America
you need to put a new spin on old hatred
though of course I imagine it's nowhere near as bad, don't feel like I am trying to marginalize you or the shittiness that is the Caucuses or Russia at large
Dexter totally hooked me up with like the hottest Chinese girl ever.
I am so indebted to Showtime.
very nice benefit to watching an already great show.
How exactly did this happen, Loren?
Dexter and Arrested Development are like the only two American shows that simply cannot be found here. She told me she liked to watch what essentially amounted to a metric ton of absolute shit (CSI-type shows, Saw-type movies, etcetera), and I told her I was going to set her straight with like the best show ever.
She agrees that it's totally fucking awesome, and we watch a few episodes once or twice a week. She also trusts me completely to find new, awesome shit for her to watch. She's not familiar with Christopher Nolan's movies, so I'm going to have her run through Memento and The Prestige and the like eventually, too.
Still working on her musical tastes, but I think they're damaged beyond repair. Also working on getting her to wear better shoes.
So, you're working on a My Fair Lady anachronism? :P
I'm not one to kiss and tell, unless it's been going on for a half year or so.
I'm kind of superstitious that if I brag too much, it'll blow up in my face.
I will simply say that every hope, expectation, and cute fantasy that I have entertained has, in fact, come to pass and/or been exceeded, with the exception of her aforementioned horrible taste in music, which is simply beyond the pale, but I can deal with it.
Damn you! I really should have worked harder to get with some of the FOB Japanese girls while I was still attending SMC full-time.
Well even if a guy is good at it, you can always just do it better yourself. That's the fundamental flaw with handjobs -- they're providing a service that you can provide for yourself, with less effort, and better results.
Church, I want to introduce you to the slums of America
you need to put a new spin on old hatred
though of course I imagine it's nowhere near as bad, don't feel like I am trying to marginalize you or the shittiness that is the Caucuses or Russia at large
I'm up for some slumming.
The last time someone told me that, it was a frumpy Italian heiress who would go on to be an opera singer in spite of her small stature. She wanted to know what it was like when snow fell in poor neighborhoods, since she had heard that people actually left their houses and convened.
I just got my schedule and have to work New Year's Eve.
On the plus side, I didn't have any plans for it and likely wasn't about to make any so this way I get to blame my faceless corporate master as opposed to my own lethargy.
Church, I want to introduce you to the slums of America
you need to put a new spin on old hatred
though of course I imagine it's nowhere near as bad, don't feel like I am trying to marginalize you or the shittiness that is the Caucuses or Russia at large
I'm up for some slumming.
The last time someone told me that, it was a frumpy Italian heiress who would go on to be an opera singer in spite of her small stature. She wanted to know what it was like when snow fell in poor neighborhoods, since she had heard that people actually left their houses and convened.
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Dexter and Arrested Development are like the only two American shows that simply cannot be found here. She told me she liked to watch what essentially amounted to a metric ton of absolute shit (CSI-type shows, Saw-type movies, etcetera), and I told her I was going to set her straight with like the best show ever.
She agrees that it's totally fucking awesome, and we watch a few episodes once or twice a week. She also trusts me completely to find new, awesome shit for her to watch. She's not familiar with Christopher Nolan's movies, so I'm going to have her run through Memento and The Prestige and the like eventually, too.
Still working on her musical tastes, but I think they're damaged beyond repair. Also working on getting her to wear better shoes.
He really is.
Why are you in Grozny?
Where else should I be at 2 in the morning?
So, are you hitting it, then?
Anywhere less Hellish.
Like, for example, Hell.
Hey I don't tell you where you can or can't go.
Y'know what? Stay out of Grozny. My turf now.
Like, say, lousy.
It means full of lice.
I wonder how many people today even know what a louse is, even if they know all about lice.
Goodnight [chat].
May your incredibly disturbing fantasies never come true.
I'm pretty sure Loren has hooked up with half of China at this point.
you need to put a new spin on old hatred
though of course I imagine it's nowhere near as bad, don't feel like I am trying to marginalize you or the shittiness that is the Caucuses or Russia at large
Udders everywhere
I'm not one to kiss and tell, unless it's been going on for a half year or so.
I'm kind of superstitious that if I brag too much, it'll blow up in my face.
I will simply say that every hope, expectation, and cute fantasy that I have entertained has, in fact, come to pass and/or been exceeded, with the exception of her aforementioned horrible taste in music, which is simply beyond the pale, but I can deal with it.
Nooooo!
Now that I've read that I'll end up worrying about it and thinking about it!
And all my chi will focus on the negative energy of your claim! My fantasies will never come true now!
Eddy! I'm sorry, Eddy...
Keep it.
I wonder what previously-thought-to-be-extinct/never-before-recorded STDs he's picked up? Bird Herpes? Genital SARS? Bubonic warts?
You're one of the boys who are brought to the yard via milk shake, aren't you.
I'm up for some slumming.
Well, not really, if we're talking about the generally-accepted slang meaning of the phrase "milk shake." Most girls are just awful at it.
So, you're working on a My Fair Lady anachronism? :P
"Yellow fever".
(Ha, I used that colloquialism that you(?) taught me!)
Damn you! I really should have worked harder to get with some of the FOB Japanese girls while I was still attending SMC full-time.
Well even if a guy is good at it, you can always just do it better yourself. That's the fundamental flaw with handjobs -- they're providing a service that you can provide for yourself, with less effort, and better results.
So, I pushed her into snowbanks. Repeatedly.
Repeatedly.
I assumed it involved shaking things of your OWN which produced milk in proper context.
...
I am never drinking milk again.
On the plus side, I didn't have any plans for it and likely wasn't about to make any so this way I get to blame my faceless corporate master as opposed to my own lethargy.
I don't think lactation fetishes are that mainstream, Jewcar.
That describes my situation so perfectly.
Except she's also helping me with my Chinese, but still.
That is acceptable.
That is pretty hawt.
Gettin' your Shaw on, son.
I think that ought to be a new euphemism for sex.
Asians are yellow fever, blacks are jungle fever, what would that make natives? Scarlet fever?
More importantly, what are Arabs/sub-continentals? Desert Fever?
Animated women.