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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    GRIDLOCK

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    so what if Obama is crazy

    and he's just being all nice now

    and then he gets into office and his inauguration speech will be to remove his rubber mask

    and it was Perot all along

    what then

    what the fuck then

    i laugh

    and drink my canadian beer

    Pony on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    so what if Obama is crazy

    and he's just being all nice now

    and then he gets into office and his inauguration speech will be to remove his rubber mask

    and it was Perot all along

    what then

    what the fuck then

    i laugh

    and drink my canadian beer

    it's nice living in Canada, because the leaders don't do shit even if they're evil

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Stephen Harper in a purple wetsuit was fun.

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I think I might make a "Canadian Politics is dumb as shit" thread.

    y/n

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Anjin don't you whore your comics blog right here on SE or something?

    I whored it, sure. But I don't bring it up every five seconds or bash people over the head with it. I mean, I see what Pony's getting at but honestly whoop-de-fuck.

    That is a good point.

    I can’t say I’ve honestly ever met anyone who self-described as a blogger. I think I stop talking to those people before they are able to tell me that much about themselves.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    oh god the person who posted that seems to have done so in complete seriousness and in support of Nelson

    holy shit


    Paul R Nelson is a serious man with serious ads on serious issues to be taken seriously.

    http://paulrnelson.com/content/video/Partial_Birth_Abortion__8_1_2530.mp3

    http://paulrnelson.com/content/video/Defend_Marriage_Wedding__8_1_4720.mp3

    Oh jesus I fucking forgot about those. They are even better than the TV ads.

    umm... Holy shit.

    I thought the TV ones were bad. D:

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dunlopez wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »

    Also, Obama should just rewrite the constitution so he can be president forever.

    Wow. Just wow. Is this a paradox? A contradiction. I don't know.

    Deadly. Fucking. Serious.
    Dictator for Lyfe.
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hobbes would make an awesome president.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I just realised, after posting that, that Bill Waterson was making "Your Mom" jokes, before they were funny.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    GRIDLOCK

    This reminded me of the puzzle game rush hour.
    I have that, it involves moving toy cars back and forward on a grid to get the red car outside.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    I think I might make a "Canadian Politics is dumb as shit" thread.

    y/n

    Yeah, sure.
    But then they'll just make a "The American President is a DUMB ASS SHIT" thread.
    And we'll be all "Oh YEAH? WELL.... uh..." then we'll cry.

    So, you know. That.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    so what if Obama is crazy

    and he's just being all nice now

    and then he gets into office and his inauguration speech will be to remove his rubber mask

    and it was Perot all along

    what then

    what the fuck then

    That would be great. I would just chill with him and Ear Boy and his four billion dollars and get some sound advice.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    GRIDLOCK

    ......

    Lockbox?

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ME GRIMLOCK STRONGEST

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Come back to us Jimmy.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    oh god the person who posted that seems to have done so in complete seriousness and in support of Nelson

    holy shit


    Paul R Nelson is a serious man with serious ads on serious issues to be taken seriously.

    http://paulrnelson.com/content/video/Partial_Birth_Abortion__8_1_2530.mp3

    http://paulrnelson.com/content/video/Defend_Marriage_Wedding__8_1_4720.mp3

    Oh jesus I fucking forgot about those. They are even better than the TV ads.

    umm... Holy shit.

    I thought the TV ones were bad. D:

    Marine Corps veteran and hockey dad!

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    Fuck off and die.
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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    God this is glorious (the Jimmy Carter thing, not the Nelson shit)

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    John Kerry is endorsing Obama.

    Good or bad? I've read comments from people that think both.

    I wonder if Edwards is a little miffed.

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    It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dudes. What the hell.

    How does the election process work in the US? I don't live over there and all that gibberish about primaries and super tuesdays sounds confusing.

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    The slowest painter. Ever.
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    no, guys

    GRIDLOCK

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Basically we prance around for like a year talking about flat taxes and who cries better than the other guy then we call the Queen and she picks the new President.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    Man, fuck Jimmy Carter, I want Billy Carter for president.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Jesus.

    EDIT: Roger Clinton for VP.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Bimmy and Jimmy.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I want a Redneck power pickup.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I wanted Rudy to be able to stay in the race longer, just because his lisp amuses me and the constant 9-11 9-11 Terror 9-11 platform he's running on is just so stupid. Way to capitalize on being the mayor of the city that got attacked during a national tragedy. I hope Ray Nagin runs for a senate seat later based on his proximity to New Orleans during Katrina.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The Onion had a good article about Giuliani running for "President of 9-11."

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fred Thompson should be president because he's already been president in the movies so he obviously knows how to do it

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    AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    So i was talking with this girl right

    and politics comes up

    and she says she doesn't want clinton in office

    i'm like yeah me too

    she says it's because it is because women are biologically inferior to men

    i get my D: on and ask her why

    she says god

    FUCK YOU TOO, OKLAHOMA

    Fuck you right back, slick.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fred Thompson should be president because he's already been president in the movies so he obviously knows how to do it

    Bill Pullman

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Fred Thompson should be president because he's already been president in the movies so he obviously knows how to do it

    Bill Pullman

    Bill Pullman doesn't have the deep baritone voice of a born leader!

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I want Billy Bob Thornton in Love actually to be president. He was like a mix of clinton and tricky dick and bush. Comedy possibilities limitless.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    So i was talking with this girl right

    and politics comes up

    and she says she doesn't want clinton in office

    i'm like yeah me too

    she says it's because it is because women are biologically inferior to men

    i get my D: on and ask her why

    she says god

    FUCK YOU TOO, OKLAHOMA

    was she hot?

    cause she's the kind of girl who takes it up the tail pipe so she can stay a "virgin"

    and then sucks you off after

    she will also fuck you like crazy once you're married and make you delicious pies and roasts

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Fred Thompson should be president because he's already been president in the movies so he obviously knows how to do it

    Bill Pullman

    Bill Pullman doesn't have the deep baritone voice of a born leader!
    Harrison Ford.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    you know what

    give me her number

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    So i was talking with this girl right

    and politics comes up

    and she says she doesn't want clinton in office

    i'm like yeah me too

    she says it's because it is because women are biologically inferior to men

    i get my D: on and ask her why

    she says god

    FUCK YOU TOO, OKLAHOMA

    was she hot?

    cause she's the kind of girl who takes it up the tail pipe so she can stay a "virgin"

    and then sucks you off after

    she will also fuck you like crazy once you're married and make you delicious pies and roasts

    Praise be!

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you know what

    give me her number

    I asked for it like two days before you did so fuck off, Pip.

    Butters on
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