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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    She would cheat on you in a heart beat, and be too dumb to realize it. "whats that, close my eyes, spread my legs, kind stranger? Okay!"

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    She would cheat on you in a heart beat, and be too dumb to realize it. "whats that, close my eyes, spread my legs, kind stranger? Okay!"

    if she sucks a mean dick, I don't care

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    She would cheat on you in a heart beat, and be too dumb to realize it. "whats that, close my eyes, spread my legs, kind stranger? Okay!"

    if she sucks a mean dick, I don't care

    Plus she doesn't mind being chained up at home and not permitted to have any contact with other men outside of her biological family, so that's pretty well-covered.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    WHAT THE FUCK, BUTTERS?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    that is the best thing I have ever seen

    if somebody turns the heart monitor into boobs or a dinger, I will love them forever

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Haha, awesome. I love that the paddles are glowing. The devil is in the details.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Fred Thompson should be president because he's already been president in the movies so he obviously knows how to do it

    Bill Pullman

    All hail President Lonestar!

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Fred Thompson should be president because he's already been president in the movies so he obviously knows how to do it

    Bill Pullman

    All hail President Lonestar!

    He's a prince! He's an honest to god prince!

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    butters

    oh my god

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    the heart rate monitor seems to indicate that the constitution's doing just fine and Ron Paul is administering a useless, possibly harmful shock for no reason

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh, Shoe.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If I'm not mistaken he's seeing visions of your founding fathers

    Oh, Mr. Paul

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    is it just me or does Ron Paul look a lot like Jack Kevorkian

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    slow ride


    take it easy

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2008
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    is it just me or does Ron Paul look a lot like Jack Kevorkian

    he looks like ian mckellen to me

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    edited January 2008
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    is it just me or does Ron Paul look a lot like Jack Kevorkian

    he looks like ian mckellen to me

    incidentally, he shall not pass

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Guys look at this crazy shit.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Guys I found the solution to the immigration / border control problem:

    outside_sign047.jpg

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    bwahahaha

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    HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What do you guys think of Bloomberg? Will he enter as an independent candidate and if yes does he have a chance?

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    HoA-player wrote: »
    What do you guys think of Bloomberg? Will he enter as an independent candidate and if yes does he have a chance?

    I don’t think he will, and I certainly hope he won’t because he will be Nader x 3 in the generals.

    Which is to say not a snowball’s chance in hell at anything but stealing votes from dems.

    Maybe Ron Paul will balance it out if he runs independent too though

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gah. I think I'll stay here for political debate.

    My other forum's political threads are being overrun with Ronbots.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Gah. I think I'll stay here for political debate.

    My other forum's political threads are being overrun with Ronbots.

    I've always rather liked SE++'s style of debating:

    "You're wrong!"
    "No, you're wrong!"
    "You suck cocks!"
    "I do..." :winky:
    "C'mere you."

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Gah. I think I'll stay here for political debate.

    My other forum's political threads are being overrun with Ronbots.

    I've always rather liked SE++'s style of debating:

    "You're wrong!"
    "No, you're wrong!"
    "You suck cocks!"
    "I do..." :winky:
    "C'mere you."

    Better than mine.

    "RON PAUL IS THE BEST! INTERNET SAID SO! HE LOVES LIBERTY"
    "Yes, but, if you look at his policies, then..."
    "RON PAUL '08!"
    "..."

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2008
    oh my sweet fucking mary

    hey look at some things ron paul has said
    An October 1990 edition of the Political Report ridicules black activists, led by Al Sharpton, for demonstrating at the Statue of Liberty in favor of renaming New York City after Martin Luther King. The newsletter suggests that "Welfaria," "Zooville," "Rapetown," "Dirtburg," and "Lazyopolis" would be better alternatives--and says, "Next time, hold that demonstration at a food stamp bureau or a crack house."
    In the course of defending homophobic comments by Andy Rooney of CBS, a 1990 newsletter notes that a reporter for a gay magazine "certainly had an axe to grind, and that's not easy with a limp wrist."
    A January 1994 edition of the Survival Report states that "gays in San Francisco do not obey the dictates of good sense," adding: "[T]hese men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners." Also, "they enjoy the attention and pity that comes with being sick."

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I love the limp wrist comment, that is actually a damn good call.

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    oh my sweet fucking mary

    hey look at some things ron paul has said
    An October 1990 edition of the Political Report ridicules black activists, led by Al Sharpton, for demonstrating at the Statue of Liberty in favor of renaming New York City after Martin Luther King. The newsletter suggests that "Welfaria," "Zooville," "Rapetown," "Dirtburg," and "Lazyopolis" would be better alternatives--and says, "Next time, hold that demonstration at a food stamp bureau or a crack house."
    In the course of defending homophobic comments by Andy Rooney of CBS, a 1990 newsletter notes that a reporter for a gay magazine "certainly had an axe to grind, and that's not easy with a limp wrist."
    A January 1994 edition of the Survival Report states that "gays in San Francisco do not obey the dictates of good sense," adding: "[T]hese men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners." Also, "they enjoy the attention and pity that comes with being sick."

    This is the same crap that the Ronbots on my forum are trying to defend.

    It's pathetic.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    oh my sweet fucking mary

    hey look at some things ron paul has said
    An October 1990 edition of the Political Report ridicules black activists, led by Al Sharpton, for demonstrating at the Statue of Liberty in favor of renaming New York City after Martin Luther King. The newsletter suggests that "Welfaria," "Zooville," "Rapetown," "Dirtburg," and "Lazyopolis" would be better alternatives--and says, "Next time, hold that demonstration at a food stamp bureau or a crack house."
    In the course of defending homophobic comments by Andy Rooney of CBS, a 1990 newsletter notes that a reporter for a gay magazine "certainly had an axe to grind, and that's not easy with a limp wrist."
    A January 1994 edition of the Survival Report states that "gays in San Francisco do not obey the dictates of good sense," adding: "[T]hese men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners." Also, "they enjoy the attention and pity that comes with being sick."

    This is the same crap that the Ronbots on my forum are trying to defend.

    It's pathetic.

    Dude clearly the Illuminati set him up. Ron Paul has never said anything bad ever or lied or done anything wrong not even as a little kid.

    At 7 he was yanking babies out of uteruses with one hand and wanking to the Constitution with the other.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I love the limp wrist comment, that is actually a damn good call.

    yeah that was pretty clever

    i hope he gets raped

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I love the limp wrist comment, that is actually a damn good call.

    hunted any good blacks, lately?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rapetown sounds like a bar people from SE++ would frequent.

    Welcome to Rapetown, here's your Rufi-rita.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rufi-colata's all around.

    Also, I hate white wine

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    QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I've tried so hard to understand how the American political system works. I'm more than half way to getting a politics degree from a pretty damn classy university, and it is still the most insane and confusing stuff ever. I don't know how you guys manage, it really baffles me

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    it's... not that complicated

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Rapetown sounds like a bar people from SE++ would frequent.

    Welcome to Rapetown, here's your Rufi-rita.

    Indeed, quite intriguing.

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    QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zoolander wrote: »
    it's... not that complicated

    You have things like the college vote and stuff, and basically I think I haven't been taught basically anything about it, and there's so much stuff out there about the system it's a little overwhelming to try and sift through it. Does anyone have a nice simple explanation? A diagram perhaps?

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