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[Munchkin] Plutonium's Plutonium Dragon - Game Over

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    INeedNoSalt wrote: »
    Zerinan wrote: »
    INeedNoSalt wrote: »
    I have a +3 elf item to trade.

    Speaking of PMs, did you get my offer, or did you just get a better one? I want to live!

    I got an offer for a +2 item that is static and not one-use >>

    Also I didn't realize this was life/death for you

    nooooo! not Zerninan also :(

    Egos on
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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    It would have been nice if you could have said, "No, I hate you and want you to die." Instead of just leaving me hanging.

    Edit: This isn't a comment made in anger. :P

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Day Extended another 15 minutes because I'm late and need to read all these PM's and finalize results.

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Day Extended another 15 minutes because I'm late and need to read all these PM's and finalize results, and I can't help that the server's spotty.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    that's fine, Plut. Why? because we <3<3<3 you!!!! we do!!!

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zerinan, you out there?

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Round 7 Over


    Jdarksun - Dead
    Squashua - Dead
    Gumpy - Dead
    Mr. Embarkation - Dead
    Zerinan - Dead


    Everyone else is successful in defeating their Squidzilla, and has gone up a level and will receive one treasure card

    2. Marshmallow - Level 8 Human Male, Wielding Flaming Armor, A Buckler of Swashing, a Vorpal Blade, a Gentlemen's Club, and a Swiss-Army Polearm
    8. Egos - Level 8 Human Male Warrior wielding a Poisoned Shield of Ubiquity of Doom and a Really Impressive Title
    14. Durax - Level 8 Halfling Male, Duel-Wielding Stepladders, a Barbeque Fork, a Limburger and Anchovy Sandwich, and a Gentlemen's Club
    22. B:L - Level 9 Human Cleric, Wielding a Cheated Hammer of Kneecapping, a Poisoned Mace of Sharpness and a normal, crappy Mace of Sharpness
    24. INeedNoSalt - Level 8 Dwarven Male Warrior, Wielding a Shield of Ubiquity, a Singing and Dancing Sword, a Blessed Gentlemen's Club, and Short Wide Armor
    28. Iamtheaznman - Level 8 Human Male Warrior, Wielding a Buckler of Swashing, A Shield of Ubiquity and an Unnatural Axe
    29. Lonelyahava - Level 8 Human Female Thief, Wielding a Broad Sword, Mithril Armor, a Cloak of Obscurity, and a Foot-Mounted Mace
    34. Shamus - Level 7 Human Male Wizard, Wielding a Chainsaw of Bloody Dismemberment, a Pointy Hat of Power, a Swiss-Army Polearm, and a Staff of Napalm
    35. Valkun - Level 6 Human Male Wizard


    New Hands going out momentarily. Please message me if I made a mistake.

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If B:L isn't hit with a curse or two tonight, guys, he's going to win after this round.

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dungeon Floor 8

    You Kick down the Door....

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    Defeat The Plutonium Dragon by making your Level + bonuses greater than 20!



    Send in all actions to me before Monday at 11:00 EST

    Example Actions: "Use Elf Card to become an Elf," "Equip My Big Rock," "Use Duck of Doom on Shamus,"
    "Use Flaming Poison Potion on myself/the Plutonium Dragon that Ardor is fighting," "Trade my Dwarf For his Halfling"

    PM's will go out in a moment, message me if you didn't get one/have any questions/think I made a mistake.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Don't mind me guys, I'm just acting as a stepping stone for the rest of the Shameful Lonely Dark Asian Valkyries to achieve victory.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    woot... i am the surviving woman... its just me and... *counts* 8 guys. kick asssssshhhh.

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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Marshmallow and I teamed up...

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    There were cards involved.

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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I thought if one of us died, the other was taken down.

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Jdarksun - Dead
    dang, what happened? looks like the trade went through...

    A curse also went off somewhere.

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    ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Plutonium wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Jdarksun - Dead
    dang, what happened? looks like the trade went through...
    A curse also went off somewhere.
    Bastards! :) Who do I add to my Grudge List?

    Damn, I wish it had been me! I want to earn more points on your Grudge List.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I believe Plutonium stated that warriors still win ties in a team situation but the rest of the classes don't get that benefit. Or something really dastardly could be afoot.

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hands should be out, good luck

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    ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yo-ho warriors!

    I have acquired a nice little axe that I'm willing to trade to any of you for a neutral (no race/class requirement) item, or a wizard item.

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Shamus wrote: »
    Yo-ho warriors!

    I have acquired a nice little axe that I'm willing to trade to any of you for a neutral (no race/class requirement) item, or a wizard item.

    Shamus.

    I have an item that forces players to group with you.

    Y/N

    NEVERMIND NOT FOR TRADE

    I EQUIP MY KNEEPADS OF ALLURE AND FORCE MARSHMALLOW TO GROUP WITH ME.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Your kneepads of allure ain't gonna help, Zodiac.

    HAY GUYS GUESS WHAT CARD I GOT MY HANDS ON?

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well then.

    Good game, guys.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    INeedNoSalt wrote: »
    Well then.

    Good game, guys.

    If you give me your kneepads of allure, I might think about not playing it.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I can't believe that Plutonium wouldn't have noticed that. :| I call your bluff.

    Edit: Oh, do you actually have to play it?

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Valkun wrote: »
    I can't believe that Plutonium wouldn't have noticed that. :| I call your bluff.
    It's no bluff.

    Plut's house rules is that this card has to be played to go into effect.

    But it does go into effect immediately. Did I forget to mention that? ;-)

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well, if anyone has a -Level curse, that'd certainly derail your certain victory.

    Edit: It's hard to interpret between the psuedo-Munchkin rules and the card rules as intended. My understanding is that all cards go into effect simultaneously at the end of the night regardless of when we declare our actions.

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Isn't there a rule like, you can't win the game except by killing a monster.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    and I do. And I used it. On B:L

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    INeedNoSalt wrote: »
    Isn't there a rule like, you can't win the game except by killing a monster.
    Nope. Divine Intervention circumvents that.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Since we're all doing Show and Tell, I've used the following on B:L.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well since you guys are being stupid...

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Whether B:L manages to win, or is cursed into oblivion, I kindly request a narration detailing the event.
    I mean, this is going to be epic.

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    All Clerics Gain 1 Level

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    High Five B:L. :D

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    B:L ascends, leaving the rest of you to fight your Plutonium Dragons.

    He is free to mock you all.








    However, the game continues, with tonight being the final round. Those who reach level 10 will also win.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I wish to transfer all mocking to Shamus.

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    Congrats, you liar. :P

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    B:L ascends, leaving the rest of you to fight your Plutonium Dragons

    1'st Place: B:L
    2n'd Place: ??
    I actually wanted to lose, but give you guys a fighting chance against INNS's kneepads.

    But you're all jerks.

    I also play my -1 level card on lonely before I go.


    Good luck to the rest! Win together!

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Blah.

    I'm not going to bother screwing around to get 2nd place, game over as far as I'm concerned. >>

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Valkun wrote: »
    Congrats, you liar. :P
    Well if I wasn't going to play it, it's as good as a bluff, right? :P

    It only stops being a bluff if you call it. ;-)

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    INeedNoSalt wrote: »
    Blah.

    I'm not going to bother screwing around to get 2nd place, game over as far as I'm concerned. >>

    Ditto.


    thanks for running the game, Plut. Had fun.

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