the best part is that you know the girls thought you guys were so thoughtful (and don't get me wrong it really is) but I mean you got them out of their hair for a whole day, had a great meal, and then were awarded in the best ways possible
it's like minimizing the dudes' work on V-Day (let's face it for guys it is work it is not very fun) and maximizing the sappiness factor for the girls
and I mean all the timing and coordination definitely took a while but damn
That was an awesome idea Dr. Ziplock. Way to not work for some sweet valentines lovin'.
Also, Pasta is a good idea... with some chicken... and maybe salad and Garlic bread.... some wine... maybe wine is too much...
cheat a bit. buy a box of franzia wine, dig around the trash of a high class restaurant for a fancy wine bottle, and refill it with the box wine. That way, you get the appearance of classiness for a fraction of the cost.
disgusting... yet awesome at the same time!
There would be a lot of wine bottle laying around too... This town is full of snobs and yuppies.
Whats an awesome Valentine's Day Dinner? Anyone? Something fancy, but something that an amateur chef could make?
Fish is out of the question. It makes the whole place smell.
Pasta is always a good option. Its filling, and its tasty, and since it requires a bit of preparation (though not a lot of difficult work) its a great way to show off your cooking skills without having to work up a sweat in the kitchen.
Beef Wellington.
Not as hard as it sounds and can be made in advance so that all you have to do is bake on the day and you're done.
Oh God, so easy. Get a good piece of fillet and seal it by frying the edges. Roll out some puff pastry and plonk the steak in the middle. Fry up some mushrooms in some butter and slide those on the top. Wrap the steak in the pastry, daub with egg to seal and make it go brown and cook for 45 minutes or so in the oven.
You can make up a nice, quick Diane sauce (cream / mustard / onion / mushrooms) to have with it, some garlic mash and steamed veg.
You'll look like a masterchef.
SporkAndrew on
The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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VivixenneRemember your training, and we'll get through this just fine.Registered Userregular
What goes well with Lobster though? Salad is a must ofcourse...
a small side of tagliatelle pasta in very simple marinara sauce and a good salad is really all you need
just plunk the lobster on the plate, add the pasta on the side and the salad either served separately or on the same plate depending on how much she eats
give her a pair of nutcrackers
done
plus you get bonus points because you can be all manly and strong when you help her with her lobster
What goes well with Lobster though? Salad is a must ofcourse...
a small side of tagliatelle pasta in very simple marinara sauce and a good salad is really all you need
just plunk the lobster on the plate, add the pasta on the side and the salad either served separately or on the same plate depending on how much she eats
give her a pair of nutcrackers
done
plus you get bonus points because you can be all manly and strong when you help her with her lobster
oh and a nice white wine to go with dinner
followed by a red for afterdinner snugglings
the same ex that made that lobster for me for V-Day also made me my favorite dessert (Tiramisu)... 100% homemade, oh god it was amazing
the best part is that you know the girls thought you guys were so thoughtful (and don't get me wrong it really is) but I mean you got them out of their hair for a whole day, had a great meal, and then were awarded in the best ways possible
it's like minimizing the dudes' work on V-Day (let's face it for guys it is work it is not very fun) and maximizing the sappiness factor for the girls
and I mean all the timing and coordination definitely took a while but damn
genius
My girl actually mentioned that a month or so later... "Next year? How about I spend it with you?" It was like she had been working out in her head and came to a "heeeeeey....wait a fucking minute!" moment.
It was great explaining to each manager what we were trying to pull off. Every girl in every store was all "awwwww...OF COURSE WE'LL HELP!".
Shit, I need to stop by the store for some KY and asstoys.
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actually, what i'm gonna do is make a big ol' mess of chicken kiev and a prime rib and break out the collection of fancy booze and crack open a bottle of dom and do some live music and man it'll be awesome
and i'll take pictures of this fucking spread and send it around all goin' HEY LOOK WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DUMB ASSES ARE MISSING OUT ON LADIES, I AM FUCKING AWESOME
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I'm so going to do this.
I think you just made my week!
Now the hard part is figuring out how to make it surprise and get my other roommate to leave us be. Maybe I could bribe him with chocolates...
Also, question to anyone, how does one go about initiating romantic stuffs with a roommate? Cause, ya know some people get all weirded out when they find out the person they are living with has feelings for them.
actually, what i'm gonna do is make a big ol' mess of chicken kiev and a prime rib and break out the collection of fancy booze and crack open a bottle of dom and do some live music and man it'll be awesome
and i'll take pictures of this fucking spread and send it around all goin' HEY LOOK WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DUMB ASSES ARE MISSING OUT ON LADIES, I AM FUCKING AWESOME
are you lying because I thought you had a girlfriend
Man there are a lot of great wines you can get for like 8 dollars. There is no need, ever, to dumpster dive for a bottle so you can fill it with box wine.
Also, question to anyone, how does one go about initiating romantic stuffs with a roommate? Cause, ya know some people get all weirded out when they find out the person they are living with has feelings for them.
When you're alone in the same room, just whip your dong out and stare straight into their eyes, without saying anything.
i just wanted to say
(though this is a few pages back now)
that when i got onto the bus today
and put my ipod onto shuffle
a def leopard song was the first thing to come up
haters
edit: DONT POST AT THE SAME TIME AS ME, ARSE, IT'S CREEPY
and yes, it IS intimidating, ISN'T it?
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I'm so going to do this.
I think you just made my week!
Now the hard part is figuring out how to make it surprise and get my other roommate to leave us be. Maybe I could bribe him with chocolates...
Also, question to anyone, how does one go about initiating romantic stuffs with a roommate? Cause, ya know some people get all weirded out when they find out the person they are living with has feelings for them.
It's the same as asking any regular woman out but instead of eyeing her across the room first you make up those minutes by saying the words "no pressure" over and over again
Also, question to anyone, how does one go about initiating romantic stuffs with a roommate? Cause, ya know some people get all weirded out when they find out the person they are living with has feelings for them.
When you're alone in the same room, just whip your dong out and stare straight into their eyes, without saying anything.
Also, question to anyone, how does one go about initiating romantic stuffs with a roommate? Cause, ya know some people get all weirded out when they find out the person they are living with has feelings for them.
When you're alone in the same room, just whip your dong out and stare straight into their eyes, without saying anything.
Next time you're in the circle jerk, just start fapping furiously, looking him dead in the eyes, and say "this time... it's for real", then blow him a kiss.
I'm so going to do this.
I think you just made my week!
Now the hard part is figuring out how to make it surprise and get my other roommate to leave us be. Maybe I could bribe him with chocolates...
Also, question to anyone, how does one go about initiating romantic stuffs with a roommate? Cause, ya know some people get all weirded out when they find out the person they are living with has feelings for them.
It's the same as asking any regular woman out but instead of eyeing her across the room first you make up those minutes by saying the words "no pressure" over and over again
also hey no prob glad I could help, good luck
Yeah, thats what I was thinking. Some people have hang ups though, hopefully she isnt one of them. Shes also the type of girl that has a lot of guy friends and gets a long/lives with guys more oft than girls.
Also, question to anyone, how does one go about initiating romantic stuffs with a roommate? Cause, ya know some people get all weirded out when they find out the person they are living with has feelings for them.
When you're alone in the same room, just whip your dong out and stare straight into their eyes, without saying anything.
Next time you're in the circle jerk, just start fapping furiously, looking him dead in the eyes, and say "this time... it's for real", then blow him a kiss.
hold back and be the last guy to spunk on the cookie, then while you're taking bites, stare at his dong and be sure to lick your lips a lot.
Also, question to anyone, how does one go about initiating romantic stuffs with a roommate? Cause, ya know some people get all weirded out when they find out the person they are living with has feelings for them.
When you're alone in the same room, just whip your dong out and stare straight into their eyes, without saying anything.
Next time you're in the circle jerk, just start fapping furiously, looking him dead in the eyes, and say "this time... it's for real", then blow him a kiss.
hold back and be the last guy to spunk on the cookie, then while you're taking bites, stare at his dong and be sure to lick your lips a lot.
...you have a cookie in on this? Oh god, the crumbs.
Man there are a lot of great wines you can get for like 8 dollars. There is no need, ever, to dumpster dive for a bottle so you can fill it with box wine.
Fucking seriously.
hell you can even get good, cheap champagne
they have a nice tasting champagne from France that sells here in Shanghai for like RMB 35 a bottle (that's 5 bucks)
if you don't know how to buy a wine
go with a simple sauvignon blanc (from Chile if you can get one they are sometimes cheaper) for the white with dinner
and anything from 2003 for the red
most 2003 reds are good wines from anywhere in the world because the summer was warmer so the grapes were sweeter that year
I'm so going to do this.
I think you just made my week!
Now the hard part is figuring out how to make it surprise and get my other roommate to leave us be. Maybe I could bribe him with chocolates...
Also, question to anyone, how does one go about initiating romantic stuffs with a roommate? Cause, ya know some people get all weirded out when they find out the person they are living with has feelings for them.
It's the same as asking any regular woman out but instead of eyeing her across the room first you make up those minutes by saying the words "no pressure" over and over again
also hey no prob glad I could help, good luck
Yeah, thats what I was thinking. Some people have hang ups though, hopefully she isnt one of them. Shes also the type of girl that has a lot of guy friends and gets a long/lives with guys more oft than girls.
Girls like that can be the best.
They can also be the worst.
I'm not trying to be negative here but.... don't wear your heart on your sleeve around a girl like this until you know its gonna work out. On a side note I am yet again single on Valentines.
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d'awwwww
the best part is that you know the girls thought you guys were so thoughtful (and don't get me wrong it really is) but I mean you got them out of their hair for a whole day, had a great meal, and then were awarded in the best ways possible
it's like minimizing the dudes' work on V-Day (let's face it for guys it is work it is not very fun) and maximizing the sappiness factor for the girls
and I mean all the timing and coordination definitely took a while but damn
genius
Because this
Caused more problems that it was worth
Nice to know I did care about you and you thought I was weird and creepy
disgusting... yet awesome at the same time!
There would be a lot of wine bottle laying around too... This town is full of snobs and yuppies.
AIM: Yarrfooey
Upon waking up they figured out we were nowhere near Baltimore, but instead in Annapolis.
A nice B&B and a very unexpected weekend away.
The most hilarious part? Having to pack for them.
Are you going to leave with some type of worm?
I am craving some taco bell too
Steam
I saw your post in the D&D thread. What exactly happened witho those 3 boxes of chocolates??
AIM: Yarrfooey
Oh God, so easy. Get a good piece of fillet and seal it by frying the edges. Roll out some puff pastry and plonk the steak in the middle. Fry up some mushrooms in some butter and slide those on the top. Wrap the steak in the pastry, daub with egg to seal and make it go brown and cook for 45 minutes or so in the oven.
You can make up a nice, quick Diane sauce (cream / mustard / onion / mushrooms) to have with it, some garlic mash and steamed veg.
You'll look like a masterchef.
a small side of tagliatelle pasta in very simple marinara sauce and a good salad is really all you need
just plunk the lobster on the plate, add the pasta on the side and the salad either served separately or on the same plate depending on how much she eats
give her a pair of nutcrackers
done
plus you get bonus points because you can be all manly and strong when you help her with her lobster
I will talk about it later I am going to bed in a few hopefully I feel like talking about it when I wake up
date me
please
followed by a red for afterdinner snugglings
the same ex that made that lobster for me for V-Day also made me my favorite dessert (Tiramisu)... 100% homemade, oh god it was amazing
My girl actually mentioned that a month or so later... "Next year? How about I spend it with you?" It was like she had been working out in her head and came to a "heeeeeey....wait a fucking minute!" moment.
It was great explaining to each manager what we were trying to pull off. Every girl in every store was all "awwwww...OF COURSE WE'LL HELP!".
Made many a man look like shit on that day, mhm.
Shit, I need to stop by the store for some KY and asstoys.
and i'll take pictures of this fucking spread and send it around all goin' HEY LOOK WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DUMB ASSES ARE MISSING OUT ON LADIES, I AM FUCKING AWESOME
With pleasure. Next time I'm in the area of Asia, I'll drop you a line.
We can argue a bit, I can be romantic and then we can wake the neighborhood.
I'm so going to do this.
I think you just made my week!
Now the hard part is figuring out how to make it surprise and get my other roommate to leave us be. Maybe I could bribe him with chocolates...
Also, question to anyone, how does one go about initiating romantic stuffs with a roommate? Cause, ya know some people get all weirded out when they find out the person they are living with has feelings for them.
AIM: Yarrfooey
are you lying because I thought you had a girlfriend
Fucking seriously.
When you're alone in the same room, just whip your dong out and stare straight into their eyes, without saying anything.
I'm pretty much a continual disappointment
THIS IS SO INTIMIDATING!
Secret Satan
(though this is a few pages back now)
that when i got onto the bus today
and put my ipod onto shuffle
a def leopard song was the first thing to come up
haters
edit: DONT POST AT THE SAME TIME AS ME, ARSE, IT'S CREEPY
and yes, it IS intimidating, ISN'T it?
It's the same as asking any regular woman out but instead of eyeing her across the room first you make up those minutes by saying the words "no pressure" over and over again
also hey no prob glad I could help, good luck
this is no longer true
I lol'd so hard.
AIM: Yarrfooey
it's just a bit more permanent now
Next time you're in the circle jerk, just start fapping furiously, looking him dead in the eyes, and say "this time... it's for real", then blow him a kiss.
oooooh
oops
hugs for knob
Yeah, thats what I was thinking. Some people have hang ups though, hopefully she isnt one of them. Shes also the type of girl that has a lot of guy friends and gets a long/lives with guys more oft than girls.
AIM: Yarrfooey
hold back and be the last guy to spunk on the cookie, then while you're taking bites, stare at his dong and be sure to lick your lips a lot.
...you have a cookie in on this? Oh god, the crumbs.
hell you can even get good, cheap champagne
they have a nice tasting champagne from France that sells here in Shanghai for like RMB 35 a bottle (that's 5 bucks)
if you don't know how to buy a wine
go with a simple sauvignon blanc (from Chile if you can get one they are sometimes cheaper) for the white with dinner
and anything from 2003 for the red
most 2003 reds are good wines from anywhere in the world because the summer was warmer so the grapes were sweeter that year
its not all bad
it led to the first instance of me using my dick as a weapon out of anger
that'll be a hell of a story for the grandkids
sorry to hear it dude.
Girls like that can be the best.
They can also be the worst.
I'm not trying to be negative here but.... don't wear your heart on your sleeve around a girl like this until you know its gonna work out. On a side note I am yet again single on Valentines.