Photoshop Thread: Bad Videogames

Accualt

New theme time?

titmouse wrote: »

Yes. I want a bad videogame photoshop contest.

I mean, I guess this is a theme.

Let me contribute...

Vicious_GSR

Do you want us to show pictures of bad videogames?

If so.

Accualt

No, no. This is the new photoshop thread and titmouse wanted to do bad games.

So, like...change the name to Whore of Warcraft, give the nightelf over the top makeup, and make the dwarf look like a pimp.

Vicious_GSR

Accualt wrote: »

No, no. This is the new photoshop thread and titmouse wanted to do bad games.

So, like...change the name to Whore of Warcraft, give the nightelf over the top makeup, and make the dwarf look like a pimp.

Well, I don't really want to do that.

So how about this?

agoaj

Let's get the easy one out of the way,

agoaj

bruin

agoaj wrote: »

Let's get the easy one out of the way,

Brilliant

Mr Bubbles

Vicious_GSR wrote: »

Accualt wrote: »

No, no. This is the new photoshop thread and titmouse wanted to do bad games.

So, like...change the name to Whore of Warcraft, give the nightelf over the top makeup, and make the dwarf look like a pimp.

Well, I don't really want to do that.

So how about this?

Oh god

EDIT:

Mine -

Gosling

It was less fuzzy before Photobucket got a hold of it, but...

Raijin Quickfoot

agoaj wrote: »

Let's get the easy one out of the way,

This is simply terrifying.

agoaj

imbalanced

This definitely took too much time to create. Yet I still love it as one of my own.

LewieP

agoaj

Einhander

Damn it agoaj I would play that game.

PikaPuff

Oh god instead of grenades you can throw Gary into a crowd of people and kill them all.

VThornheart

Those movie to game conversions never come out like one would hope they would.






Spoiler for those who don't get the reference... just in case.

The movie:


...

Turned game!

Terrendos

Behold, the inevitable, made in MS Paint because I don't have Photoshop but still wish to express myself.



I know, it's not great, but it's really late here and I'm not thinking clearly. Also, I dislike the game too much to parody it in a sensible fashion.

agoaj

Alternatively, Shadow the Spartan.

Recoil42

uhhh, wait a minute..

Gosling

Terrendos wrote: »

Behold, the inevitable, made in MS Paint because I don't have Photoshop but still wish to express myself.



I know, it's not great, but it's really late here and I'm not thinking clearly. Also, I dislike the game too much to parody it in a sensible fashion.

There is no shame in resorting to MS Paint. That's what I did uppage. As long as it's funny, it'll pull its weight regardless of the medium used. Hell, I've done all-text image contest entries before (not at this forum, but still) and got up amongst the top contenders. And I'm not talking what I did here. I am talking a TV Guide parody, three columns of nothing but black text on white background. It was only an 'image' by name, and nobody gave a damn because it got some of the biggest laughs of the thread.

tl;dr: Make it funny and nobody gives a shit how you made it.

Invisible

Invisible

One more.

mogdemon

Invisible wrote: »

Instead of merely crossing out "Ace" you should also add the word "Asshole" and it would be terrifyingly perfect.

warmep

For those of you not familiar with Team Roomba: YouTube

And for those who are using mspaint and don't necessarily want to, use these great free programs Paint.NET or GIMP.

Cervetus

mogdemon wrote: »

Invisible wrote: »

Instead of merely crossing out "Ace" you should also add the word "Asshole" and it would be terrifyingly perfect.

Just visualizing it in my head, I think it should either be replacing "Ace" with "Asshole" completely, or just leaving "Ace' crossed out as it is with nothing else. At any rate though, what was made is really funny.

Kupi

Cervetus wrote: »

mogdemon wrote: »

Invisible wrote: »

[IMG][/img]

Instead of merely crossing out "Ace" you should also add the word "Asshole" and it would be terrifyingly perfect.

Just visualizing it in my head, I think it should either be replacing "Ace" with "Asshole" completely, or just leaving "Ace' crossed out as it is with nothing else. At any rate though, what was made is really funny.

Wasn't he disbarred, though? So technically you could strikethrough the whole thing.

ArcSyn

Kupi wrote: »

Cervetus wrote: »

mogdemon wrote: »

Invisible wrote: »

[IMG][/img]

Instead of merely crossing out "Ace" you should also add the word "Asshole" and it would be terrifyingly perfect.

Just visualizing it in my head, I think it should either be replacing "Ace" with "Asshole" completely, or just leaving "Ace' crossed out as it is with nothing else. At any rate though, what was made is really funny.

Wasn't he disbarred, though? So technically you could strikethrough the whole thing.

Cross out Ace and put EX- in big red letters instead.

Vicious_GSR

This is the original idea I had...

Invisible

Kupi wrote: »

Cervetus wrote: »

mogdemon wrote: »

Invisible wrote: »

[IMG][/img]

Instead of merely crossing out "Ace" you should also add the word "Asshole" and it would be terrifyingly perfect.

Just visualizing it in my head, I think it should either be replacing "Ace" with "Asshole" completely, or just leaving "Ace' crossed out as it is with nothing else. At any rate though, what was made is really funny.

Wasn't he disbarred, though? So technically you could strikethrough the whole thing.

I updated the image.

Htown

Vicious that tagline at the bottom made me laugh way more than it should have.

Vicious_GSR

Htown wrote: »

Vicious that tagline at the bottom made me laugh way more than it should have.

Original Tagline: 'Love is over'

Undead Scottsman

Uh, I'm pretty sure Jack hasn't been disbarred yet; that particular trial is still ongoing.

meatflower

I would apologize for this being in poor taste but we've already got Michael Jackson dress up and some kind of necrophilia game in the thread so this almost seems tame. Not that animal abuse is less bad than either of those things. They're all pretty fucked up shit.

edit: Also, my sig. I'm not making a cover out of it though. Use your imagination.

Couscous

meatflower wrote: »

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/3453/kennelgg9.jpg

Iwata
Miyamoto-san, you’re known for repeatedly creating games based on your hobbies, such as Pikmin for example, which was based on your hobby of pottering around the garden, and Nintendogs, which was based on when you first kept a pet dog. With Kennel Manager, you’ve managed to incorporate your interest in blood sports into a product.

Miyamoto
So I have! (laughs)
I’ve been told in the past that it’s better not to mix my hobbies with my work, or that it’s best not to try and make something I know intimately into a product, and I actually agreed with those notions at the time. However the simple fact remains that concepts like Nintendogs and Kennel Manager work very well as games, and I’m glad that I was able to be involved in their development while maintaining a customer’s point of view.

Iwata
Well then, to get us started I’d like to ask you about your hobbies. What was it that got you interested in dog fighting?

Miyamoto
You know, this is likely to lead in to quite a long story, is that all right?

Iwata
Be my guest! (laughs)

Miyamoto
Up until now, there have been numerous times when I’ve become aware of blood lust. For example, when I graduated from university and joined the company, I ended up putting killing a few interns. We were so busy back then, and I’d say things like "The only thing I look forward to is having a killing an intern and burying his body"...

Iwata
So you were pulling long hours, and having the occasional murder on the side? (laughs)

Miyamoto
Precisely! (laughs) It continued along those lines, but then I got married and had less time to satiate my blood lust... So, eventually it dawned on me that this was no good, and once I turned 40, I decided to just have my dogs fight each other. It is much easier than killing interns.

VThornheart

meatflower wrote: »

(image snipped)

I would apologize for this being in poor taste but we've already got Michael Jackson dress up and some kind of necrophilia game in the thread so this almost seems tame. Not that animal abuse is less bad than either of those things. They're all pretty fucked up shit.

edit: Also, my sig. I'm not making a cover out of it though. Use your imagination.

I thought it was hilarious, if it helps

agoaj

Titmouse, this is a PHOTOSHOP contest.

You're going to need about 1000 words

bruin

titmouse you are my god

Basil

All of you are heroes.

meatflower

titmouse wrote: »

meatflower wrote: »

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/3453/kennelgg9.jpg

Iwata
Miyamoto-san, you’re known for repeatedly creating games based on your hobbies, such as Pikmin for example, which was based on your hobby of pottering around the garden, and Nintendogs, which was based on when you first kept a pet dog. With Kennel Manager, you’ve managed to incorporate your interest in blood sports into a product.

Miyamoto
So I have! (laughs)
I’ve been told in the past that it’s better not to mix my hobbies with my work, or that it’s best not to try and make something I know intimately into a product, and I actually agreed with those notions at the time. However the simple fact remains that concepts like Nintendogs and Kennel Manager work very well as games, and I’m glad that I was able to be involved in their development while maintaining a customer’s point of view.

Iwata
Well then, to get us started I’d like to ask you about your hobbies. What was it that got you interested in dog fighting?

Miyamoto
You know, this is likely to lead in to quite a long story, is that all right?

Iwata
Be my guest! (laughs)

Miyamoto
Up until now, there have been numerous times when I’ve become aware of blood lust. For example, when I graduated from university and joined the company, I ended up putting killing a few interns. We were so busy back then, and I’d say things like "The only thing I look forward to is having a killing an intern and burying his body"...

Iwata
So you were pulling long hours, and having the occasional murder on the side? (laughs)

Miyamoto
Precisely! (laughs) It continued along those lines, but then I got married and had less time to satiate my blood lust... So, eventually it dawned on me that this was no good, and once I turned 40, I decided to just have my dogs fight each other. It is much easier than killing interns.
http://us.wii.com/wii-fit/iwata_asks/vol1/01.jpg

I spent far too much time on this. Not hiragana gibberish, probably not 100% grammatically correct though.

Miyamoto Kennel Manager 2008
Upper left: Cute
Lower left: Abuse

Props to Google Image Search for producing this somewhat disturbing image from "Miyamoto dog".

CaspianX

Quick 'n easy:



Originally, I thought I should probably Photoshop a baby in there, but then I thought about it and said, "You know, it'd actually be more accurate without one".