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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
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    Shit was so cash it was underlined.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
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    Shit was so cash it was underlined.

    The cashest

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    WAITAMINUTE

    3.2 MILLION?
    BEN?

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Huh? Who is Ben? It scares me when I open a spoiler and just see my name in it. What the fuck.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    if you don't know then you don't know

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh right, it's a Lost thing.

    Whenever anyone is like 'if you don't know you don't know' you know immediately it's a lost thing. All acting like it's a secret society conspiracy when it's just a TV show.

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    DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    it's not just a tv show...

    if you dont watch, then you dont know.

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    we should probably tell him

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    BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Congratulations. Remember, don't spend it all on one whore. :)

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    BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    But what a whore that would be.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    Jesus
    God
    Veretas
    Those money hat pictures don't even apply anymore, I'm gonna have to work something else up.

    Just sayin'

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I would buy that underground bunker so hard.
    It would be the raddest paintball ground ever.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    I would buy that underground bunker so hard.
    It would be the raddest paintball ground ever.

    No, it would be the raddest SE++ living quaters, no one would have to work, we would use the selfsustainingness, well we would have to work a little I guess, and get some brain smarts in there.
    But it would be awesome, all living the high life. We would all wear top hats and monocles too.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so I bet $3.2 mil is enough money that, if it's properly invested, you no longer have to worry about where your money will come from ever again

    that kind of money can only grow

    congratulations, dude

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    do you know how wild a party you could throw in a freaking missle silo base

    oh my the grandness of the party

    girls wearing only ammunition belts rappelling down the main silo

    tophats for all

    bears serving alcoholic drinks

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    do you know how wild a party you could throw in a freaking missle silo base

    oh my the grandness of the party

    girls wearing only ammunition belts rappelling down the main silo

    tophats for all

    bears serving alcoholic drinks

    It is the Valhalla of all SE++'ers

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    If I was super Bill Gates-level rich I would wait until the lottery prize gets really big, then buy a ticket for every possible number. Just to be a dick.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    do you know how wild a party you could throw in a freaking missle silo base

    oh my the grandness of the party

    girls wearing only ammunition belts rappelling down the main silo

    tophats for all

    bears serving alcoholic drinks

    It is the Valhalla of all SE++'ers

    SE++: like vikings, only instead of dying in battle, they die in violent hot gay sex.

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas if I draw you a cracking awesome picture will you give me £80?

    ( I lost £80 :x)

    Berk on
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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Berk I dunno mang how much is 80 pounds in non-imaginary money

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Berk I dunno mang how much is 80 pounds in non-imaginary money

    200 cash monies.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    If I was super Bill Gates-level rich I would wait until the lottery prize gets really big, then buy a ticket for every possible number. Just to be a dick.

    syndicates

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Berk I dunno mang how much is 80 pounds in non-imaginary money

    $161

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    holy jesus berk

    I dunno


    maybe

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh my god guys.

    So my friend's heater is making weird ass noises today, right, so I jokingly suggest that it's possessed.

    Then we start talking, and I'm all, "I guess I'll have to perform an exorcism then, get some holy water and a bible."

    But then I have no idea how to perform an exorcism, so I decide to look it up.

    So I go to wikihow and search for "exorcism."

    http://www.wikihow.com/Special:LSearch?fulltext=Search&search=exorcism

    Number 5 in particular is useful.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Psiball

    i like how the article keeps saying "a lot of people"

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    dont sweat it I just said it as a joke 'cos I am mighty pissed off at the moment

    I might end up seeing if anyone is interested in me doing commissions though.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    veretas is going to do one of those talentshow/invention show thingies with promises of cash rewards

    people would come in one by one

    and sometimes he would go

    I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB

    and give them a crisp c bill

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    All these pages in and Veretas has promised no party.

    What up, Man?

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    apparently WikiHow does not have an entry on how to slay a vampire.

    this seems like such an important skill, i'm surprised.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You're not joking? That's crucial. Being acquainted with the supernatural and how to deal with them is important:

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    Especially when house hunting.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i'm also concerned about a distinct lack of how to deal with a zombie.

    i mean sure most people know that you have to destroy the brain in order to kill one.

    but what about the rest of the world? they'll be all 'center of mass!' and it will lead to their dooms

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The Zombie Survival Guide is required reading as such.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    The safest place to be in the event of a zombie apocalypse is inside the leader zombie.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    huh, didn't see this whole situation with Veretas

    Congrats and don't blow it all too fast.

    I mean, if I won the lottery I'd be dead within a week.

    But ya know.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    if I won millions of dollars I would immediately begin learning how to invest wisely, and once I was confident I could live really comfortably off my investments for the rest of my life I would study everything I was ever curious about

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Berk wrote: »
    dont sweat it I just said it as a joke 'cos I am mighty pissed off at the moment

    I might end up seeing if anyone is interested in me doing commissions though.

    I would order one...BUT WHAT WOULD IT BE OF?!

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Are you going to get one of those secure swedish bank accounts?

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    redhead wrote: »
    if I won millions of dollars I would immediately begin learning how to invest wisely, and once I was confident I could live really comfortably off my investments for the rest of my life I would study everything I was ever curious about

    Doesn't have the same ring to it.

    Switch a few lines in about building a tree fort and a witty Art Garfunkel joke and I think you'll have a hit.

    Maybe something about a green dress or a furcoat, I dunno.

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Berk wrote: »
    dont sweat it I just said it as a joke 'cos I am mighty pissed off at the moment

    I might end up seeing if anyone is interested in me doing commissions though.

    I would order one...BUT WHAT WOULD IT BE OF?!

    Well theres the conventional route where I draw whatever you want or theres the lucky dip where I drink a bunch of guiness and gin all night then run to the peak of the nearby braes and draw the very first thing that pops into my head.

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