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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I"m dizzy

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Holyyyy shit that is amazing Veretas.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So Veretas,

    do you promise to let us know if money can actually buy happiness?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Crashmo wrote: »
    I think he should host a series of ridiculous and debasing contests to let us win a pittance of his riches, like John Cleese and the old guys in Rat Race.

    I love that movie.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas, I've been gone for a couple of months and just saw this thread. As I understand it, your mom won the lottery. Congrats duder

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ian I will buy a raptor for you

    Hell I'll build an island full of dinos!

    Nothing can go wrong

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    seriously man that is aces

    well done on being lucky

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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    man lotsa people askin for mad cash. seems like lottery's sorta a booby prize in that regard.

    understandable though, i mean with all the prize boobies that would be newly purchasable.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You don't seem to understand.

    We like dongs here.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Ian I will buy a raptor for you

    Hell I'll build an island full of dinos!

    Nothing can go wrong

    I would love you forever

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas, you better stiff your secret satan next year just for the sheer irony.

    Then when you get banned, buy the forums with pocket change and rule with an iron fist.

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I was too shocked* to speak coherently, but major congrats duder



    *filled with hate and rage

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    thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Congrats dude.

    Well, atleast no I can change my mind. Before I used to think the lottery was just a way for them to soak in the money from people with no real chance at winning other than small amounts.

    But the million dollar ones I always thought it was just someone that the lotto company hired to play a winner. But the money always stays in house.

    But now that you've won. WELL I am shocked.

    I guess it is worth giving a try now and again.

    Wow. That's so amazing to think about!

    One day you're just average and then millionair

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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Happiness is just a chemical reaction in the brain. Money can buy you lots of drugs to induce this reaction.

    Checkmate.
    happiness and constipation

    You buy more drugs to fix that.

    Secret double checkmate.

    i'll get you next time cactus




    fwooooosh

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jesus joseph and doggy style mary

    damn

    are you serious

    damn

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Guys guys guys.
    How much was the bunker?
    Was it one billion or like, only one million.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    stimtokolos wrote: »
    Guys guys guys.
    How much was the bunker?
    Was it one billion or like, only one million.

    yes

    Also, if i ever won the lottery, I'd probably buy all you mooks something reasonably priced to celebrate.

    Like cars.

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    buy me a house

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I want a house boat.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'd seriously be cool with like, 1k.

    So i can pay my fucking bills this month.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    stimtokolos wrote: »
    Guys guys guys.
    How much was the bunker?
    Was it one billion or like, only one million.
    oh my god

    it was like 1.3 million

    and it wasn't a bunker, it was an underground base complete with a missile silo

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'd also buy that fucking bunker.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    it is self sustaining too

    jesus christ

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    deep crows

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'd buy that bunker silo and transform it into a paintball course

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I was thinking more of an evil lair

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    is that bunker still available

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    veretas talk your mom into buying that missile silo complex

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    TequilaMockingbirdTequilaMockingbird Va-JOYNA! AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Congratulations, V.

    Make sure you don't end up one of those fucknuts filing for bankrupcy within a year of winning your millions.

    Otherwise, let the good times roll.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    about how much money we won






    3.2 MILLION HOLY FUCK YES
    HOLY JESUS TITTIES OH MY GOD YES

    Buy a ri-God-damn-diculous car, or whatever, put the rest in the bank and live off the interest forever.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    How many times has Veretas won the lotto now?

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    TequilaMockingbirdTequilaMockingbird Va-JOYNA! AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DRAMA ALERT!

    Fill us in, FAQ, what do you know?

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    false alarm soldier

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Congrats again Veretas' mom! :D

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    That is some amount of money.

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    3.2 million isn't enough for me to live the way I'm accustomed for the rest of my life without doing jack shit!

    get out of my house

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Money can buy you happiness, but it won't guarantee entry to the private golf club.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    CoreoCoreo Sydney AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.


    That is all.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Sorry, we only accept major credit cards.

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