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So my mom lied to me...SPECIAL NEWS PAGE 13

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    2,500

    Second she said it was 3.2 mil I was all, "So yea I'd like a bigger cut.."

    and she denied it.

    Oh?

    Then fuck off, Mr. I'm rich but actually not.

    PotU on
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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    PotU

    PotU

    I never said *I* was rich

    I said my mom won the lottery

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    Retarded_TurkeyRetarded_Turkey Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    School.

    That's what I would have asked for.

    I think school is a given now

    I would hope so.

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    2,500

    Second she said it was 3.2 mil I was all, "So yea I'd like a bigger cut.."

    and she denied it.

    What a fucking cunt, holy shit.

    Fuck your mom. Make your own money.

    Hack the planet.

    Whippy on
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    School.

    That's what I would have asked for.

    I think school is a given now

    I would hope so.

    I would make sure.

    Money makes some people crazy.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    "Mom this guy on the internet says you are a cunt."

    "Which guy?"

    "This one"

    "HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK"

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    C B
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    saw that for the first time yesterday actually.

    edit: Oh my formatting didn't work. Nuts!

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Crash Band Urn: a Rock and Roll Cremation Epic

    Vorus on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    C B
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    saw that for the first time yesterday actually.

    edit: Oh my formatting didn't work. Nuts!

    CRASH BAND URN? I love that show!

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    is this just a really lame LOST plug or something?

    Dislexic on
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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    "Mom this guy on the internet says you are a cunt."

    "Which guy?"

    "This one"

    "HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK"

    If they make your mom do a lottery commercial/advertisement (the usually do), you had better upload it to youtube. I don't have the time to hunt it down.

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    MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    my vote is for epic bel-air

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    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Seriously though if each of us put $100 in a pot to buy appearance in the PA comic.

    Ten people is $1000. What's it go for usually, five or six grand? We can get it easily.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    is that after taxes too?

    I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ANYMORE

    DUDE

    HEY

    DUDE

    HEY

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    is that after taxes too?

    I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ANYMORE

    DUDE

    HEY

    DUDE

    HEY

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    veretas deary will you buy me a new tablet pretty please

    pretty pleeeeease

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas when are you buying me stuff

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    veretas deary will you buy me a new tablet pretty please

    pretty pleeeeease

    I have a WACOM Intuos3 9x12 tablet I'm not using.
    If you pay shipping I'll mail it to you.
    I don't use it because it got rained on a few months back and is broken. It randomly presses the Ctrl key function but is otherwise okay. The Ctrl thing is annoying as a motherfucker though.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    how long until she dies and you inherit everything?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am in love with the first 3 or four posts in this thread

    #pipe on
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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    if i hit the lotto or something, i would just do so much blow

    Starfuck on
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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Squashua on
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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So guys

    My mom gets the money today.

    It is wired directly into her account.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Make sure to like put in some investments and stuff.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tell her we say

    Why Hello Thar

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    BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Why not 3.3? Or 3.1?

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Why not 3.3? Or 3.1?

    This.

    I love you so much.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Veretas when are you buying me stuff

    Maybe after he's done buying me stuff.

    Larlar on
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas doesn't have to buy me stuff.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    You're sadly mistaken. He has to buy you stuff most of all.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    You're sadly mistaken. He has to buy you stuff most of all.

    Fantastic.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2008
    money can't buy you happiness :<

    bongi on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    Happiness is just a chemical reaction in the brain. Money can buy you lots of drugs to induce this reaction.

    Checkmate.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    money can't buy you happiness :<

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    :|

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    congrats veretas


    how much of it are you gonna get to play with?

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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Happiness is just a chemical reaction in the brain. Money can buy you lots of drugs to induce this reaction.

    Checkmate.
    happiness and constipation

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    money can't buy you happiness :<

    That sentance should end with just kidding.

    Because money can buy a wave runner. And have you ever been on one?

    Try looking sad on a wave runner.

    /daniel tosh.

    Man that kid is funny, and I will end whoever disagrees with me.

    Also, heres what you should do with the money.

    Start a giant playground for adults.

    Nothing sells the idea of fun better then a ball pit and liquor.

    Oh god yes.

    Do it.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Happiness is just a chemical reaction in the brain. Money can buy you lots of drugs to induce this reaction.

    Checkmate.
    happiness and constipation

    You buy more drugs to fix that.

    Secret double checkmate.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    No Lottery Winning Megathreads.

    (I'm just jealous :cry: )

    ascot on
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