I sabatoged my workmates desk with various lame ass "pranks". I did things like move the keys on the keyboard around, plug the hole at the bottom of the optical mouse, blah blah blah. So she comes in late and after discovering them all gives me quite a lecture about how my pranks are pathetic and the mark of an "amateur". Little did she know these were all to distract away from the actual prank, which I imagine will start to pay off in about 4 days. While she was out, I popped her monitor open and laced it with ham (we have stupid little plastic encasings for our monitors), then sealed it all back up. I entitle this prank "The Hamputer". She doesn't work remotely close to me so I don't need to worry about the smell when it starts to hit.
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stretch armstrong
especially when you broke him open
Critical Failures - Havenhold Campaign • August St. Cloud (Human Ranger)
that was a cover song, not a nirvana song
that's like quoting the man who sold the world
Starbucks
You're luck I just ate
Heh heh heh.
niiiiiice
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
edit: Well shit.
Im not
Me.
Darn it I already ate someone.
EDIT: My avatar is my zombie taunting dance
asshole