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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    casper_27d wrote: »
    mastman wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    the citizens have been changed so that they will freak out if you are all of a sudden holding a rocket launcher in the middle of town and call the cops on you.

    totally unrealistic IMO. I do this on a daily basis

    Never walked downtown with a rocket launcher but sure have gotten some funny looks walking down the street holding a M16A2.

    which street are we talking about here. i would have thought they'd be used to it by now.

    also why are you using the old and busted

    because he's one of our soldiers in Iraq

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    do dudes run around and punch each other and do jumpkicks?

    it's karate

    if it ain't fighting-in-the-mud-outside-some-bar-with-bloody-knuckles-and-broken-beer-bottles, it's karate

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  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    casper_27d wrote: »
    mastman wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    the citizens have been changed so that they will freak out if you are all of a sudden holding a rocket launcher in the middle of town and call the cops on you.

    totally unrealistic IMO. I do this on a daily basis

    Never walked downtown with a rocket launcher but sure have gotten some funny looks walking down the street holding a M16A2.

    which street are we talking about here. i would have thought they'd be used to it by now.

    also why are you using the old and busted

    I am one of the few who actually prefer the M16A2 over the M4. I have had one for so long the M4 just feels so small and breakable.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    your mom feels small and breakable

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Krav maga? Is that like the Dim Mak Poison Touch of Death?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    oh ho ho ho

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    do dudes run around and punch each other and do jumpkicks?

    it's karate

    if it ain't fighting-in-the-mud-outside-some-bar-with-bloody-knuckles-and-broken-beer-bottles, it's karate

    it's actually a lot closer to your fighting boner there than the jumpkick karate.


    but see, this was the kind of shit that is inspiring the animation i need to do of you

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    do dudes run around and punch each other and do jumpkicks?

    it's karate

    if it ain't fighting-in-the-mud-outside-some-bar-with-bloody-knuckles-and-broken-beer-bottles, it's karate

    krav maga involves more trying to kill the other guy

    so it's like killrate

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    t Wren- Well then he definitely wouldn't know Krav Ma since it is traditionally Israeli

    but it is much closer to israel

    see: the huge fucking wall between the two countries

    I think a huge wall is less of an obstacle than thousands of miles of land, mountains and water

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  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    your mom feels small and breakable

    Well played good sir. Well played.

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Krav maga? Is that like the Dim Mak Poison Touch of Death?

    Not really. Krav maga is just knees and kicks to the balls followed by blows to the back of the head and neck.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    casper_27d wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    casper_27d wrote: »
    mastman wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    the citizens have been changed so that they will freak out if you are all of a sudden holding a rocket launcher in the middle of town and call the cops on you.

    totally unrealistic IMO. I do this on a daily basis

    Never walked downtown with a rocket launcher but sure have gotten some funny looks walking down the street holding a M16A2.

    which street are we talking about here. i would have thought they'd be used to it by now.

    also why are you using the old and busted

    I am one of the few who actually prefer the M16A2 over the M4. I have had one for so long the M4 just feels so small and breakable.

    yeah I didn't like the M4 either, but why aren't you at least using the A4.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    well if its so damn badass then how come they don't just use a gun

    that's, like, motherfucking karate from a distance or something

    plus, it's hella loud, so it's extra cool

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    casper_27d wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    your mom feels small and breakable

    Well played good sir. Well played.

    yeah, I high-fived myself after that little post

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm an M60 fan in CoD4 myself. M4 is completely OP

    MG249 for RB6Vegas 2

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  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    My unit doesn't support people using the M16A2/A4 they prefer that everyone use the M4 or a damn pistol (for support personel and officers), I had to ask to get the M16A2 in the first place(the armorer gave me a funny look).

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    m14 and red dot all the way bitches

    deep impact and last stand

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  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I would not mind being a M249 gunner if it wasn't the god forsaken amount of weight the extra ammo is and the fact that I am not in a riffle platoon or a true combat related job.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    yeah everyone is going to the M4 now. they started issuing new privates M4s the cycle after mine. and now the requirement is that they qualify with their M68s instead of hard sights.

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This sort of makes me want to buy a 360, but I guess it'll come out for the PC anyway.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    t Wren- Well then he definitely wouldn't know Krav Ma since it is traditionally Israeli

    but it is much closer to israel

    see: the huge fucking wall between the two countries

    I think a huge wall is less of an obstacle than thousands of miles of land, mountains and water

    that was a reference to the whole cultural conflict that is between them. usually a roadblock when teaching someone how to fight

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    my friend in the Canadian military uses whatever the Canadian equivalent of the squad machine gun is. C9A1 or something.

    such a super nice guy, never suspect he knows about 40 different ways to kill you.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    casper_27d wrote: »
    I would not mind being a M249 gunner if it wasn't the god forsaken amount of weight the extra ammo is and the fact that I am not in a riffle platoon or a true combat related job.

    the SAW was my baby. i loved that thing. it didn't even bother me that much when we went on hikes

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    casper_27d wrote: »
    I would not mind being a M249 gunner if it wasn't the god forsaken amount of weight the extra ammo is and the fact that I am not in a riffle platoon or a true combat related job.

    what is your job?

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ITT, IRL gun users discuss guns with video game gun users

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I've already got the limited edition paid off and two days off work wheeeee

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I have an application here for the reserves, but it takes 6 god damn months to process and I still don't know what I'll be doing 6 months into the future

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think the gravity gun was a little too clunky to carry around. cerebral bore etc, etc

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    super charged gravity gun is the best thing.

    in HL2:DM the only gun I use is the gravity gun.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't like shooting real guns or video game guns

    I saw a nerf-knockoff shotgun I wouldn't mind having the other day though

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    its like I have a choice of killing you with either

    A) a bullet or something

    or

    B) a toilet or an entire fucking car

    guess what I'm going to choose

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    rank, you can totally borrow my copy when i get it for the 360

    and in other news
    this thread made me remember my dream last night --
    that rank and i were driving in a car, and we drove into the side of a log cabin where some old folks lived
    and then we laughed and laughed and laughed.

    mully on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    you know, mully

    I can make your dreams come true

    but, uh

    we gotta use your car

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    God

    I just had the most bizarre dream

    It was in Burnout Paradise but there were guys shooting at me and there was a guy really good at throwing knives even from 500+ feet away

    and then I drove my car into some sort of energy field and saved the world

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i don't have a car and i can't drive
    i think that was part of what made it so funny
    you were driving, and we crashed in so cartoonishly (like, the wall came down and we saw the old people)
    and then you told me i should drive
    it was a really ugly like .. brown cadillac or something

    mully on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    God

    I just had the most bizarre dream

    It was in Burnout Paradise but there were guys shooting at me and there was a guy really good at throwing knives even from 500+ feet away

    and then I drove my car into some sort of energy field and saved the world

    this sounds like an awesome game

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    God

    I just had the most bizarre dream

    It was in Burnout Paradise but there were guys shooting at me and there was a guy really good at throwing knives even from 500+ feet away

    and then I drove my car into some sort of energy field and saved the world

    this sounds like an awesome game

    It's always strange trying to piece my dreams together after I wake up.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    my last dream involved killing giant dire badgers and then shooting aliens as a spitfire flew overhead and shot down spacecraft

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    God

    I just had the most bizarre dream

    It was in Burnout Paradise but there were guys shooting at me and there was a guy really good at throwing knives even from 500+ feet away

    and then I drove my car into some sort of energy field and saved the world

    congrats on being the world's new prophet

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    my last dream, i worked for some organization to destroy religious cults.

    i got a lot of blades sliced through my skin and everytime i stabbed someone with my sword it felt strangely real

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