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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    If you're a girl with a neckbeard you have more problems than just being nerdy

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    And by 'kinda hot' I mean 'doesn't have much to do with appearance, outside of you not weighing 500 pounds or more'

    The actual idea behind it is attractive to me, as long as they are still outgoing people

    There's this girl I know, she's kinda plain looking.

    Then she starts talking about the Venture Bros. and Galactica and her love for Tony Stark.

    Tony Stark is an asshole and so is that girl

    I'd do Dr. Girlfriend

    and Doc Hammer

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I will fall in love with anyone who enjoys Venture Bros.

    be careful what you wish for, there are girl mouth-breathers too

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    150cc wrote: »
    150cc wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    You guys are scaring me. Is being a nerdy girl detrimental? Say it ain't so. SAY IT AINT SO.
    When I worked in a gaming store, there were five girls that ever came inside.

    1) 'Sage.' Tattoos and piercings. Flits between abusive relationships.
    2) 'Raquel.' She has pink hair. She is 22.
    3, 4, 5) We didn't catch their names, but they did try and shoot heroin in the bathroom.

    I walk in Wet Seal fresh. I have gotten odd looks and free magazines.

    And there are 13 year old's somewhere (Projeck!). I'm not that young in comparison. And where is this Manifest thread?

    How is Wet Seal inappropriate for you to walk into

    No, I meant I walk into a Gamestop from the Wet-Seal, their tell-tale bags slung across my shoulders. If I've gone somewhere with fruitier bags I hide them.

    If I were a girl I'd have a blast stealing Fredericks of Hollywood bags or Victorias Secret bags and then walking into Gamestop
    trust me, you don't want that attention

    it's so, so, so, so, so awkward

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I will fall in love with anyone who enjoys Venture Bros.

    be careful what you wish for, there are girl mouth-breathers too

    I never stated they had to be female

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Man, I can understand vegetarianism. But vegans?

    Them peoples be CRAZY.

    I can understand neither because holy shit is meat delicious.

    So?

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I will fall in love with anyone who enjoys Venture Bros.

    be careful what you wish for, there are girl mouth-breathers too

    I never stated they had to be female

    oh well have your pick of this forum then

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    I will fall in love with anyone who enjoys Venture Bros.

    be careful what you wish for, there are girl mouth-breathers too

    I never stated they had to be female
    so, you've fallen in love with half of the PA forums

    this is a nice pickle you've got your ass into, don't you think

    hai5 tbowtiedseal (it was our hair powers)

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well they have to be people I've seen in person

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2008
    Oboro wrote: »

    this is a nice pickle you've got your ass into, don't you think

    I think this is supposed to be the other way around

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I will fall in love with anyone who enjoys Venture Bros.

    be careful what you wish for, there are girl mouth-breathers too

    I never stated they had to be female

    oh well have your pick of this forum then

    That's pretty harsh bowtied

    It's like saying "You can have any turd in this toilet bowl"

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    if the turds like venture brothers he's good to go

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Man, I can understand vegetarianism. But vegans?

    Them peoples be CRAZY.

    I can understand neither because holy shit is meat delicious.

    So?

    OH GOD NO

    OMNIVORES YES YOU ARE SO MANLY BEAR-WRESTLING CHUCK NORRIS HA HA

    VEGETARIANS YOU ARE ENVIRONMENTALLY SUSTAINABLE THAT IS AWESOME LET'S GET SOME CHAI LATTES

    DISCUSSION OVER

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What if Zombiemambo also likes anyone that hangs out in toilet bowls?

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Oboro wrote: »

    this is a nice pickle you've got your ass into, don't you think

    I think this is supposed to be the other way around
    if you put your ass inside of the pickle that would be like

    non-Euclidean anal sex

    from the one end of the pickle you would be able to draw parallel rays that intersect at your prostate

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    if the turds like venture brothers he's good to go

    Depends

    are their corn kernels in there or not

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    if the turds like venture brothers he's good to go
    yeah I mean we didn't make the rules, he did

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    pickles are yummy

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »

    this is a nice pickle you've got your ass into, don't you think

    I think this is supposed to be the other way around
    if you put your ass inside of the pickle that would be like

    non-Euclidean anal sex

    from the one end of the pickle you would be able to draw parallel rays that intersect at your prostate

    I was thinking more "that's a nice ass you've gotten your pickle into" but that is so much hotter oboro

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    For the record: Venture Bros. is great. Monarch plusheez all uppins.

    And FoH and VC are overpriced and dont carr stockings. Fuck that.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    pickles are yummy

    Thankfully pickles already taste like they have been stuck in an ass, so it doesn't make much of a difference where they have been previously

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    wait hold on I am making a graph

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    For the record: Venture Bros. is great. Monarch plusheez all uppins.

    And FoH and VC are overpriced and dont carr stockings. Fuck that.
    you realize you are en route to becoming one of those washed-up goth girls who dates a guy with a neckbeard and a kiddy pool in his backyard where his mom sits sipping Long Island iced teas in September

    but it is okay because you are 15

    keep your wits about you

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    if the turds like venture brothers he's good to go

    Depends

    are their corn kernels in there or not

    no going back on the rules now

    can't help who or what you fall in love with!

    also there

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm Irish and I don't drink.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Javen wrote: »
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    I need to find someone to do this with me whenever someone says Mecha Shiva

    It would be brilliant

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Zombiemambo does that honestly come up very often in your life

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Javen wrote: »
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    I need to find someone to do this with me whenever someone says Mecha Shiva

    It would be brilliant

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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Maybe it's different for your generation Muse, but the older nerds here are probably still feeling the scars from their social ostracization.

    If you wanna not end up with a horrible neckbeard attached to you, I think social skills and how not to be awkward with people who aren't into the same things you are is good. Only my best guess though, so salt to taste.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't know any stereotypes about filipinos or half-asians so I can't know if I defy them.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Zombiemambo does that honestly come up very often in your life

    Hey obs so what are you up to now by the way

    are you finally in a sort of sane part of your life yet or what

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Zombiemambo does that honestly come up very often in your life

    Yes all of the time

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2008
    The Geek, that is a wonderful picture. I hope one of you actually said "mecha shiva" at some point.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm a guy but I'm not a jerk

    Yes this is referring to you, Sheri

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't know any stereotypes about filipinos or half-asians so I can't know if I defy them.

    Every filipino I know is a dirty dirty liar

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't know any stereotypes about filipinos or half-asians so I can't know if I defy them.

    I think filipinos are supposed to be slackers?

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't know any stereotypes about filipinos or half-asians so I can't know if I defy them.

    You're creating them right now!

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I met a Mandarin kid once and he was a total dick

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