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    -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I was trying to think if I had any things I'd forgotten about lying around. I suspected not, because I have most of the unassembled things in a pile, taunting me.

    But I was wrong, there's a partially assembled Tau Piranha here I forgot I even owned. And a zoanthrope I intentionally forgot about. Now one question remains, why did I buy a Tau Piranha?

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    AsherAsher Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't even remember how much unassembled BFG stuff I have sitting around. Its next on the list after my Warmachine army is "finished".

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    It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    It Burns wrote: »
    So today I found a Warboss in my mailbox, the model (the one with the attack squig) is pretty cool looking, but I wanted to give him a power klaw but I'd have to make one from scratch because those I have are too small to look good and I don't know where to start as my converting experience is minimal and the model is metal. D:

    Can some of the ork players around help me out with some tips on how to get a power klaw on my boss?

    warboss.jpg

    I built this one out of a Tau Gun, Dreadnought Flamer, and a few extras.

    That just gave me a great idea! I'll see what I can do with what I have around but if it turns out the way I think it will...

    :winky:

    So far I made it out of a Tau landing gear and some blades, but I think I might use some larger ones. I'm going to add some hidraulics linked to the blades (I think I can make it out of a space wolves banner), and then make a bigger frame for it. Making the bigger frame is going to be the problem I think.

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    Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nice!


    Maybe spin those blades around so the sharp side faces inwards?

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    It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah I tought about it but it looks a bit wierd. I was thinking of sharpening the back of the blades but what's troubling me right now is the hidraulics, after that I may even slap on 3 choppas and go all WAAAAGH!! and stuff.

    Sadly photobucket is in maintenance but I made huge progress. The thing is also HUGE. As tall as a marine on a base, which is only proper for a warboss.

    As soon as photobucket is done mantaining their stuff I'll post new pictures.

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    It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It will be a right hand power klaw so the top part is the one with two claws. This is roughly what I think I'll do.

    08-06-26_11-59.jpg
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    I'm going to drill a hole into that round thing in the middle of the claw and either make it into a shoota, or if I cut it and replace it with meltagun bits I can make it into a flamer. On the hidraulics, I wanted to make them shorter but I have no idea how to make them go well with the rest of the klaw, at least the top ones, the bottom hidraulic seems nice at that lenght.

    Any suggestions?

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    Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    What are you using to stick this all together? You have a lot of excess 'goo' that I would suggest you clean up. Other than that, it's looking good!

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    It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It's some of that stuff people usually use to stick posters on walls and stuff like that. I use it to check if stuff looks good before glueing it.

    I did test turning the blades around and it doesn't look as good, altough it does make more sense.


    What's your oppinion on the possible flamer in the middle of the claw? I could always leave it as a shoota with a hole in the middle (it still has the burst cannon ammo belt so I guess it would work) and slap the flamer on the side where I have the slugga.

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    Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blades is out for slapping humies in da face, an slicing der face clean off da skull. Anyting in da grip gets tenderized right proppa by da blunt bits, an cooked good en black by da burna.

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    It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    haha awesome, I'm getting a flamer in there. :lol:

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    It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mostly done, just need to file a couple of things down and add some greenstuff to correct stuff I messed up. Overall I'm surprised with what I managed to do as my only experience in stuff like this was cutting Crisis suits legs and repositioning them.

    Sorry for the bad pictures but all I have is my phone camera. D:
    For scale, the klaw is about half a centimeter taller than a marine on a base D:
    08-06-26_16-09.jpg
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    Parts used:

    1 Devilfish burst cannon
    1 Devilfish landing gear
    3 Ork knives
    1 Ork nob slugga
    1 Meltagun muzzle

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    Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That looks awesome man. What are you going to do for an upper arm though?

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    It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I think I'll use that arm that comes with a huge choppa on the warbiker sprues. It's as large as the shoota arm of the warboss, I'll cut it a bit before the elbow and attach it there, it sort of ends up looking like a glove with that wide "base" which is sort of what I wanted, and the angle is pretty nice.

    If the arm looks too wimpy I'll probably try to add some greenstuff to it.

    No warboss should leave home without one of these, it's three weapons in one so you always have a free hand to smack any cowardly git that tries to run from a proppa fight! Buy now!

    (this convertion has created a monster, now every time I look at one of my other unfinished non-ork models I start thinking how I could make it proppa orky...)

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    JJ Rabbit GangmemberRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I need to include this in my renegades somehow. Its just glorious

    Spoilered for huge.
    9a824dd7_dg2.jpg

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    AsukuiAsukui Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This is my most recent attempt at fixing my Eldar list. I have yet to play test it, please critique. It's kind of an Iyanden/Alaitoc hybrid I suppose.

    HQ:
    Farseer- Fortune, Mind War

    Elites:
    Fire Dragons (5) Exarch- Firepike, Tank Hunter
    Fuegan
    Wraithguard (5) Warlock- Spiritseer, Conceal
    Harlequin Troupe (6) - H. Kiss (6), Shadowseer, Death Jester

    Troops:
    Pathfinders (5)
    Guardians (10)- W. Plat = Missle Launcher

    Fast Attack:
    Vyper- Shuriken Cannon

    Heavy Support:
    Wraithlord- Brightlance / Missile Launcher
    Fire Prism- Holo-Fields, Spirit Stones

    Total Model Count: 40
    Total Point Value: 1500

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    Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    J wrote: »
    I need to include this in my renegades somehow. Its just glorious

    Spoilered for huge.
    9a824dd7_dg2.jpg

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AND HOW CAN I GET ONE?

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    Archr5Archr5 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    jesus christ that thing is horrifying. I don't think i'd be able to play against someone using that because i'd spend every single turn trying to kill it without regard to mission objectives, just to get it off the table.

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    It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh god it's pooping blood!

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    Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    WHERE CAN I BUY ONE OF THOSE.

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    JJ Rabbit GangmemberRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    They are from a french game called Helldorado. I found a UK stockist a while back. Looking for it again now.

    Editz : http://www.arcaneminiatures.co.uk/hell-dorado.asp

    *glee*

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    That looks awesome man. What are you going to do for an upper arm though?

    And thus the cycle begins. By the time it's over, he will have converted the entire model totally.

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    DraevenDraeven Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    haha, but yeah that fat deamon figure is just fucked.. i will give the french this they know how to make some creepy / awsome miniatures .

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    It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh god, turns out the power klaw is about as tall as the wasboss himself


    just the right size :D


    Edit: fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!

    the squig arm is so annoying to glue! (and I pinned it the best I could)

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    SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FUCK YOU CITADEL WASH POTS. YOUR UNWILLINGNESS TO OPEN HAS CAUSED ME TO SPILL 3/4THS OF MY NEW BAAL RED

    FUCK FUCK ASDKJFASODGAS

    ARGH

    I WILL WAAAAAAAAGH ALL OVER THE PLACE UNTIL MY ANGER IS SATIATED OR I FIND SOMETHING AWESOME TO DISTRACT ME

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    Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Peekaboo, who loves you?
    I do!
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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh man I wonder if that game is as impossible to read as Confrontation, the OTHER french game with insanely cool minis and rules written in poop on an asylum wall...

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Peekaboo, who loves you?
    I do!
    9a824dd7_dg2.jpg

    What is that monstrosity?

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    DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Asukui wrote: »
    This is my most recent attempt at fixing my Eldar list. I have yet to play test it, please critique. It's kind of an Iyanden/Alaitoc hybrid I suppose.

    HQ:
    Farseer- Fortune, Mind War

    Elites:
    Fire Dragons (5) Exarch- Firepike, Tank Hunter
    Fuegan
    Wraithguard (5) Warlock- Spiritseer, Conceal
    Harlequin Troupe (6) - H. Kiss (6), Shadowseer, Death Jester

    Troops:
    Pathfinders (5)
    Guardians (10)- W. Plat = Missle Launcher

    Fast Attack:
    Vyper- Shuriken Cannon

    Heavy Support:
    Wraithlord- Brightlance / Missile Launcher
    Fire Prism- Holo-Fields, Spirit Stones

    Total Model Count: 40
    Total Point Value: 1500

    At first glance I would say get some more troops in there

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    SJ wrote: »
    FUCK YOU CITADEL WASH POTS. YOUR UNWILLINGNESS TO OPEN HAS CAUSED ME TO SPILL 3/4THS OF MY NEW BAAL RED

    FUCK FUCK ASDKJFASODGAS

    ARGH

    I WILL WAAAAAAAAGH ALL OVER THE PLACE UNTIL MY ANGER IS SATIATED OR I FIND SOMETHING AWESOME TO DISTRACT ME

    I use the lip of another paint pot top to hold the lid of the new pots down while I use them.

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Asukui wrote: »
    This is my most recent attempt at fixing my Eldar list. I have yet to play test it, please critique. It's kind of an Iyanden/Alaitoc hybrid I suppose.

    HQ:
    Farseer- Fortune, Mind War

    Elites:
    Fire Dragons (5) Exarch- Firepike, Tank Hunter
    Fuegan
    Wraithguard (5) Warlock- Spiritseer, Conceal
    Harlequin Troupe (6) - H. Kiss (6), Shadowseer, Death Jester

    Troops:
    Pathfinders (5)
    Guardians (10)- W. Plat = Missle Launcher

    Fast Attack:
    Vyper- Shuriken Cannon

    Heavy Support:
    Wraithlord- Brightlance / Missile Launcher
    Fire Prism- Holo-Fields, Spirit Stones

    Total Model Count: 40
    Total Point Value: 1500

    At first glance I would say get some more troops in there

    Man, I'd drop the either the harlequins or the wraithguard - probably the harlequins, as cool as they are - and spend the points on either some howling banshees or some more basic troops. This army will bite you in the ass if you have to play an objective game with it.

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    DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Peekaboo, who loves you?
    I do!
    9a824dd7_dg2.jpg

    WOW! I need to get me one of those! Or is that a custom job? Still amazing.

    All the best models are nurgle models.

    If you have a different opinion than mine...you're wrong. Simple as that.

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't know, the horrors of tzeentch are pretty cool.

    Too bad his greater demon is. . . a bird.

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    SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008

    I use the lip of another paint pot top to hold the lid of the new pots down while I use them.

    Well the problem was I ended up opening it so violently that the fucking thing jumped out of my hand. Not happy.

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    DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    SJ wrote: »

    I use the lip of another paint pot top to hold the lid of the new pots down while I use them.

    Well the problem was I ended up opening it so violently that the fucking thing jumped out of my hand. Not happy.

    Shoulda used a choppa imo.

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    SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008

    Shoulda used a choppa imo.

    You have put such ideas into my head...

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Daemonhunters: Complete!

    I just bought my last packs of Grey Knights, so I finally (FINALLY) have a full 1500 point army now!

    Here it is! (in list form)
    HQ: Inquisitor Lord and Retinue
    105  / 105 - Inquisitor Lord with Word of the Emperor, Terminator Armor, Psycannon
    162 / 57 - x3 Acolyte Henchmen with Power Armor and Bolter
    237 / 75 - x3 Warrior Henchmen with Heavy Bolter
    257 / 20 - x2 Sage Henchmen
    263 / 6  - Mystic Henchman
    271 / 8  - Heirophant Henchman
    
    Elite: Callidus Assassin
    391 / 120 - Callidus Assassin
    
    Elite: Grey Knights Terminators (Equipped with Thunder Hammer + Storm Shield)
    452 / 61 - Brother Captain
    636 / 184- x4 Terminators
    
    Troops: Inquisitorial Stormtroopers
    736 / 100- x10 Stormtroopers
    756 / 20 - equip all with Krak Grenades
    826 / 70 - Chimera Transport
    860 / 34 - Turret Heavy Bolter, Hull-mounted Heavy Flamer, Searchlight, Smoke launchers, Extra Armor, Pintle-mounted Storm-Bolter
    
    Troops: Grey Knights
    910 / 50 - Justicar
    1085/ 175- x7 Grey Knights
    
    Heavy Support: Grey Knights Dreadnought
    1195/ 110- Dreadnought with Assault Cannon, close combat weapon, and storm bolter
    
    Heavy Support: Grey Knights Purgation Squad
    1275/ 80 - Justicar with Psycannon
    1495/ 220- x4 Grey Knights with Psycannons
    
    Total Points: 1495
    
    

    Rend on
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    DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Rend wrote: »
    Daemonhunters: Complete!

    I just bought my last packs of Grey Knights, so I finally (FINALLY) have a full 1500 point army now!

    Here it is! (in list form)
    HQ: Inquisitor Lord and Retinue
    105  / 105 - Inquisitor Lord with Word of the Emperor, Terminator Armor, Psycannon
    162 / 57 - x3 Acolyte Henchmen with Power Armor and Bolter
    237 / 75 - x3 Warrior Henchmen with Heavy Bolter
    257 / 20 - x2 Sage Henchmen
    263 / 6  - Mystic Henchman
    271 / 8  - Heirophant Henchman
    
    Elite: Callidus Assassin
    391 / 120 - Callidus Assassin
    
    Elite: Grey Knights Terminators (Equipped with Thunder Hammer + Storm Shield)
    452 / 61 - Brother Captain
    636 / 184- x4 Terminators
    
    Troops: Inquisitorial Stormtroopers
    736 / 100- x10 Stormtroopers
    756 / 20 - equip all with Krak Grenades
    826 / 70 - Chimera Transport
    860 / 34 - Turret Heavy Bolter, Hull-mounted Heavy Flamer, Searchlight, Smoke launchers, Extra Armor, Pintle-mounted Storm-Bolter
    
    Troops: Grey Knights
    910 / 50 - Justicar
    1085/ 175- x7 Grey Knights
    
    Heavy Support: Grey Knights Dreadnought
    1195/ 110- Dreadnought with Assault Cannon, close combat weapon, and storm bolter
    
    Heavy Support: Grey Knights Purgation Squad
    1275/ 80 - Justicar with Psycannon
    1495/ 220- x4 Grey Knights with Psycannons
    
    Total Points: 1495
    
    

    I demand photographic evidence!

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    SJ wrote: »

    I use the lip of another paint pot top to hold the lid of the new pots down while I use them.

    Well the problem was I ended up opening it so violently that the fucking thing jumped out of my hand. Not happy.

    So it was less of a "damn cap stay open" moment, and more of a "HULK SMASH" moment?

    Jesus, I need to get off my lazy ass and take pictures of the Steel Legion I've finished.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Rend wrote: »
    Daemonhunters: Complete!

    I just bought my last packs of Grey Knights, so I finally (FINALLY) have a full 1500 point army now!

    Here it is! (in list form)
    HQ: Inquisitor Lord and Retinue
    105  / 105 - Inquisitor Lord with Word of the Emperor, Terminator Armor, Psycannon
    162 / 57 - x3 Acolyte Henchmen with Power Armor and Bolter
    237 / 75 - x3 Warrior Henchmen with Heavy Bolter
    257 / 20 - x2 Sage Henchmen
    263 / 6  - Mystic Henchman
    271 / 8  - Heirophant Henchman
    
    Elite: Callidus Assassin
    391 / 120 - Callidus Assassin
    
    Elite: Grey Knights Terminators (Equipped with Thunder Hammer + Storm Shield)
    452 / 61 - Brother Captain
    636 / 184- x4 Terminators
    
    Troops: Inquisitorial Stormtroopers
    736 / 100- x10 Stormtroopers
    756 / 20 - equip all with Krak Grenades
    826 / 70 - Chimera Transport
    860 / 34 - Turret Heavy Bolter, Hull-mounted Heavy Flamer, Searchlight, Smoke launchers, Extra Armor, Pintle-mounted Storm-Bolter
    
    Troops: Grey Knights
    910 / 50 - Justicar
    1085/ 175- x7 Grey Knights
    
    Heavy Support: Grey Knights Dreadnought
    1195/ 110- Dreadnought with Assault Cannon, close combat weapon, and storm bolter
    
    Heavy Support: Grey Knights Purgation Squad
    1275/ 80 - Justicar with Psycannon
    1495/ 220- x4 Grey Knights with Psycannons
    
    Total Points: 1495
    
    

    I demand photographic evidence!

    Sir yes sir! Just wait 'till I'm not at work...!

    Rend on
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    DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    SJ wrote: »

    I use the lip of another paint pot top to hold the lid of the new pots down while I use them.

    Well the problem was I ended up opening it so violently that the fucking thing jumped out of my hand. Not happy.

    So it was less of a "damn cap stay open" moment, and more of a "HULK SMASH" moment?

    Jesus, I need to get off my lazy ass and take pictures of the Steel Legion I've finished.

    I chose to visualize this...


    With MS paint....
    spill.jpg

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