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[Phalla] Phallastar Phallactica - Game Over: Colonial Fleet Wins!

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Egos wrote: »
    !Kin33 , why did you have to out yourself? Did you and spaik make a suicide pact?

    Why must you believe that my entire crew is a bunch of suicidal psychotics?

    I just said that because he claimed to be a cylon also

    Egos on
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    VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Arkas wrote: »
    Man, don't everybody hop on the Rising Sun.

    I put in for a transfer hours before Admiral B said anything, thought it'd be all scenic. Now it's turning into Disneyland.


    Toxic! You, me, paper rock scissors for the hat. Go.

    Rising Star damn it, at least show the ship I'm turning control over to one of you some respect.

    But it's great that you guys are coming aboard, now I can leave and we can still maintain two people per ship.

    Varcayn on
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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Egos wrote: »
    !Kin33 , why did you have to out yourself? Did you and spaik make a suicide pact?

    Why must you believe that my entire crew is a bunch of suicidal psychotics?

    I just said that because he claimed to be a cylon also

    Ah, curses. Perhaps I am commanding a death ship...

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Arkas wrote: »
    Man, don't everybody hop on the Rising Sun.

    I put in for a transfer hours before Admiral B said anything, thought it'd be all scenic. Now it's turning into Disneyland.


    Toxic! You, me, paper rock scissors for the hat. Go.

    OK Arkas - You're on

    GO!

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    I PICK ROCK!

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Uh, ROCK!

    EDIT: Oh wow, did you edit? I swear when I hit reply, it just said 'you're on!'

    Arkas on
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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    You lose, Sners.

    Obbi on
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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Shut up, Obbi, it's a tie!

    Arkas on
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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It's okay, I have a better way to settle this!

    Obbi, presidents are supposed to be mediators, right?

    Well, ... pick a number between 1 and 20!

    Arkas on
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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Arkas wrote: »
    Uh, ROCK!

    EDIT: Oh wow, did you edit? I swear when I hit reply, it just said 'you're on!'

    No edit, but it might have took sime time to load - it's a pic and a link. 8-)

    And !vote Mr. Blarney and !vote Obbi , at least let's give them time to fuck up.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm the president of Space

    Your argument is invalid.

    Obbi on
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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I keep my votes on MrB and Obbi as well, though I have no idea how the reelection system works.

    Even if Obbi's a crappy mediator.

    Arkas on
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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    I mediated fine, you just suck at winnin'.

    Obbi on
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm going to say 11

    Egos on
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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well, I'd offer to share the hat, but I think that would turn out a bit cramped.

    Maybe we can work out a rotation system. I could be the Even Day Hat-Wearer, and Toxic could get odd.

    Arkas on
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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You should have used a pic Arkas - I had this on back up if needed.

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    I PICK ROCK AGAIN!

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I dont mind voting for maximus for second

    It looks like Kin33 has plenty of votes, and I don't know why we don't vote for inactives instead of somebody random who wants to play.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    You should have used a pic Arkas - I had this on back up if needed.

    I'm starting to get the impression that you suck at rock paper scissors.

    Arkas on
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    OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !vote Mr. Blarney
    !vote Obbi

    Might as well give them both a chance to do something with their roles before we try changing

    Osvik on
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I also don't mind voting !Maximus for second(or better yet, first, since Kin is a waste), though I'll keep my earlier vote in mind.

    cj iwakura on
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I guess I'll go with !Maximus as well, as I feel bad as I was allies with Kin in the last mini and I don't have any ill will against him. And most of you more experienced players seem to think things will be sorted out.

    And I got the feeling my post may have come across as a betrayal of sorts since we were the only two main baddies in the last game we played :cry:

    Egos on
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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Arkas wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    You should have used a pic Arkas - I had this on back up if needed.

    I'm starting to get the impression that you suck at rock paper scissors.

    Are you sure?


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    I PICK PAPER!

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    confiscatascissors.jpg ?

    Arkas on
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Toxic...your awesomeness is awe-inspiring.

    edit: only to be out-done by Arkas's awesomeness.

    Egos on
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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What the hell RU? I even voted for you.

    Maximus on
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mr. B and Obbi again, you guys suck :(

    M.D. on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    Fat.PigFat.Pig Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Since it looks as if Kin has enough votes I might as well vote for !Maximus since he doesn't seem to care too terribly much. ;)

    Fat.Pig on
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    CrovaxanCrovaxan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Im going for !vote DasUberEdward thats bastard was evil twice in a row, can we really afford to let him run free a third time? I think not.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So... are there actual captains of ships? Or are people just claiming it? If so, I'm captain of the colonial one!

    TheLawinator on
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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wouldn't the president be captian of Colonial One?

    Maximus on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    TheLawinator wrote: »
    So... are there actual captains of ships? Or are people just claiming it? If so, I'm captain of the colonial one!

    Bears cant be captains!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Of course there are actual captains. We have seized power as the kings of old did.

    EDIT: I was thinking the same thing Maximus, but upon further consideration, I don't think that the President would. Just because he is the leader of the people, doesn't mean he knows how to run a ship.

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Crovaxan wrote: »
    Im going for !vote DasUberEdward thats bastard was evil twice in a row, can we really afford to let him run free a third time? I think not.

    This is why we can't have nice things.

    cheez on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Maximus wrote: »
    Wouldn't the president be captian of Colonial One?

    No there would technically still be a captain, the president will just have authority over the captain.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    oh wait Maximus is around.... !spaik

    Egos on
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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Arkas wrote: »
    confiscatascissors.jpg ?

    Nice.

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    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    That's more like it.

    Maximus on
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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I built me a superweapon:
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    He has no weaknesses!


    PS: Photoshopping with a touchpad sucks.

    Arkas on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    .... arkas I will so vote for you for president/admiral... you know if you want

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Captain is such a boring title. I hereby declare myself Grand Vizier of the good ship Gideon. Together with my Chancellor Trust, we shall run a ship of loose morals and daily brunches. Beer and wenches will be made available only to residents.

    cheez on
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