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[Phalla] Phallastar Phallactica - Game Over: Colonial Fleet Wins!

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !cheez

    Until I get my beer and wenches.

    But you didn't elect him.

    It's your own fault.

    It goes Beer&Wenches => Vote

    Not Vote => Beer&Wenches

    Nah uh, its "vote cheez for beer and wenches!"

    Not "here are beer and wenches, now vote for cheez."

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kin33 wrote: »
    Before I die a glorious cylon death tonight I want to remind all seers out there that this game is the perfect type to have millers and thralls.

    Something tells me that won't stop you from trusting/lynching anyone you seer as good/evil.

    I'm curious why you decided to out yourself...

    Egos on
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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Surbeh - because randomness is good!

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !cheez

    Until I get my beer and wenches.

    But you didn't elect him.

    It's your own fault.

    It goes Beer&Wenches => Vote

    Not Vote => Beer&Wenches

    Nah uh, its "vote cheez for beer and wenches!"

    Not "here are beer and wenches, now vote for cheez."

    Nah uh! How do I know there are actually beer and wenches to be had if I don't see any up front?

    That's how he did it before! He's holding out on us!

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    Kin33 wrote: »
    Before I die a glorious cylon death tonight I want to remind all seers out there that this game is the perfect type to have millers and thralls.

    Something tells me that won't stop you from trusting/lynching anyone you seer as good/evil.

    I'm curious why you decided to out yourself...

    Seriously.

    Wait, did Seriously put you up to this??

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    SurbehSurbeh Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FrostMist wrote: »
    Surbeh - because randomness is good!

    Why, that's not random at all!

    Surbeh on
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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Surbeh wrote: »
    FrostMist wrote: »
    Surbeh - because randomness is good!

    Why, that's not random at all!

    that's what you think!

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    Kin33 wrote: »
    Before I die a glorious cylon death tonight I want to remind all seers out there that this game is the perfect type to have millers and thralls.

    Something tells me that won't stop you from trusting/lynching anyone you seer as good/evil.

    I'm curious why you decided to out yourself...

    Seriously.

    Wait, did Seriously put you up to this??

    Whats odd is that spaik outs himself also on page 16.


    "Its a Cylon Trick!"

    Egos on
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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hmm I wouldn't put that past them Egos... although they might just be like OMGz I got special, epik revalez!~

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    SurbehSurbeh Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FrostMist wrote: »
    Surbeh wrote: »
    FrostMist wrote: »
    Surbeh - because randomness is good!

    Why, that's not random at all!

    that's what you think!

    That's the thing with randomness. You can't really tell.

    Surbeh on
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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Surbeh wrote: »
    FrostMist wrote: »
    Surbeh wrote: »
    FrostMist wrote: »
    Surbeh - because randomness is good!

    Why, that's not random at all!

    that's what you think!

    That's the thing with randomness. You can't really tell.

    Unless they claim it was an RNG. Then you can totally tell.

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    CoreGoonCoreGoon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm on page 14 and just read day 0 narration. I'm now off to watch a couple of movies on TV and then I'll be back.
    Aaand I skimmed day 1 now.

    I just wanna know when the day ends. D:
    When does it end?

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    HRRRGH

    GRRAWWWW

    man what the hell is with the vote closin' at that kinda time

    alright. So! I can indeed seer a person. Who I seer, and the results, will be kept confidential unless it causes the situtation to turn into an emergency.

    Obbi on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !vote Kin33 to shoot out an airlock

    he seems like the best candidate at this time, and i have a ballgame to get to

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !vote Kin33 because even if your not a cylon, saying you are is dumb.

    I'm going to stay on my ship with PK until he gets on my nerves.

    Toxic Toys on
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    OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !vote Kin33

    Saying you are a Cylon, even if it was a joke, on Day 1 when people are itching for a badwagon isnt very smart.

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I can go with a Kin33 vote to suck vaccum.

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    Kin33Kin33 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Thanks for the kind words. I appreciate it. I guess I'm a retard if you all say so.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well, this seems senseless. NATIK posted the average 'well, guess we better get those bad guys!' quip that almost always gets used as a cover ploy.

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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !kin33 for lack of a better target.

    Bandwagon ahoy!

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    Kin33Kin33 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Arkas wrote: »
    !kin33 for lack of a better target.

    Bandwagon ahoy!

    Thanks for not calling me stupid!

    If this bandwagon keeps up I will do an epic reveal before the vote closes that will shock the world.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kin is probably a bad guy that can redirect the vote if it lands on him.

    It can happen.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    CoreGoonCoreGoon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kin33 wrote: »
    If this bandwagon keeps up I will do an epic reveal before the vote closes that will shock the world.

    !Kin33

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    Kin33Kin33 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kin is probably a bad guy that can redirect the vote if it lands on him.

    It can happen.

    Close.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Do you all seriously believe that a real Cylon would do something like that?

    I know Day 1 bandwagons are random, but this just seems like a waste.

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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kin33 should prove his humanness by telling us what he thinks of Steak.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kin, everything that's coming out of you mouth is suspicious as hell. We're not calling you retarded, but you definitely are suspicious and you are in no way helping your bandwagon at all.

    If I wasn't holding out for the beer and wenches I would definitely put my vote on you right now... although it seems like thats what you want.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kin, everything that's coming out of you mouth is suspicious as hell. We're not calling you retarded, but you definitely are suspicious and you are in no way helping your bandwagon at all.

    If I wasn't holding out for the beer and wenches I would definitely put my vote on you right now... although it seems like thats what you want.

    Can Cylons commit suicide? Cause maybe he is feeling all emo and this is the easiest way to die.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Do you all seriously believe that a real Cylon would do something like that?

    I know Day 1 bandwagons are random, but this just seems like a waste.

    Well it's a way to find out if Kin can do anything by getting voted, even if he's not a Cylon. Learning an ablity day 1 might not be a bad thing. Unless he's a sucide bomber.

    Toxic Toys on
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    There's no chance that Kin is a Cylon on one of the Cylon ships that are chasing us, is there? And immune to the vote?

    No chance of that, right?

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    a strong second place would be wise

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Gentlemen, and ladies, let's think things through. As new commander of the Cloud 9 (and by the gods, I will command the shit out of this ship, since I was unable to take control of the fleet), I would like to speak with you rationally.

    You say that one of my crewmen, Kin33, is under suspicion of being a murderous Cylon. And he very well may be.

    However, let us not forget the lessons taught to us of old. Recall, many times there has been a goal to, in fact, die on the first day. Unless another reason can be readily supplied for Kin's rather overt outbursts, as well as the fact that he in no way attempts to dissuade you from voting for him, perhaps we should consider this a viable possibility.

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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    a strong second place would be wise
    !Vote Grundlterror?

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Unless Crovaxan speaks up, guess I'm responsible for the Rhadamantrys.

    Sounds like a breed of insect.

    Anyway, I think NATIK should be the second based on my random paranoia.

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    Kin33Kin33 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Do you all seriously believe that a real Cylon would do something like that?

    I know Day 1 bandwagons are random, but this just seems like a waste.

    Well it's a way to find out if Kin can do anything by getting voted, even if he's not a Cylon. Learning an ablity day 1 might not be a bad thing. Unless he's a sucide bomber.

    Closer.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Maybe Kin33's goal is to live for second day and this is the best way to not die day one cause he gets everyone paranoid!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    a strong second place would be wise
    !Vote Grundlterror?

    So obvious PL1, shame on you!

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Good evening all. Intel says that we are not in any immediate threat of attack, which gives us time to reorganize and prepare. I would like at least one medic onboard each of the military ships Phallactica, Pegasus, and Adriatic. Since just having the medics move would give things away, I would like a random assortment of people also transfer to these ships - roll a 10-sided die and if you get a 9 or a 10, please consider also transferring to throw off the Cylons. I would also like two people to transfer from Daru Mozu to Rising Star and Olympic Carrier to make the most use of our civilian ships. This plan of action may be changed pending some clarifications...

    1. Are the military ships' effectivenesses affected by the number of people aboard them? What about the other ships in the fleet (Research, Industrial, Civilian)?

    2. For the Admiral and Presidential votes, how to abstained votes count? Are they not counted in the final tally as for anyone, or are they counted as toward the incumbent players?

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Are the medics going to know where the other medics are? Because otherwise thats not going to work.

    And I'm not asking you to explain how they will know to us, if they in fact will and you in fact do. Just making sure theres not a hole in your plan before i roll my 10 sided die.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    !vote Kin33 because Day 1 is suck for thinking about targets.

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