The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
Please vote in the Forum Structure Poll. Polling will close at 2PM EST on January 21, 2025.

Sex Songs

1356712

Posts

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Gigantic - The Pixies

    Me Too! on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Queen - Body Language

    Framling on
    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Whatever you use, make sure to switch to Rick Astley right before you blow your load

    Zombiemambo on
    JKKaAGp.png
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I'd love you if you weren't twice my age and 4 times as manly- The Homoerotics.

    that's one of our lesser known tracks

    I'm a true fan.

    most people go for "i've been suckin' down dick since i was a kid and honey, you're nothing special"

    Kusuguttai on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Honestly though I bet the Immigrant Song would be pretty good for sexings

    Gotta make sure you sing along on the aaaah-AAAAAAAH-aaaaaaaaaaaaaah-AAH!

    Grey Ghost on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Whatever you use, make sure to switch to Rick Astley right before you blow your load

    Aaaaaaaaaand no.

    Fuck, why don't you just suggest he wear a cat mask and say, 'I CAN HAS CUMMING NOW PLZ?'

    Filler Inc. on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    "Gay Bar" by Electric Six

    Anybody said this already?

    Alternative answer: "Blow Me (Like the Wind)" by Turbonegro.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Whatever you use, make sure to switch to Rick Astley right before you blow your load

    Aaaaaaaaaand no.

    Fuck, why don't you just suggest he wear a cat mask and say, 'I CAN HAS CUMMING NOW PLZ?'

    Do that too

    Zombiemambo on
    JKKaAGp.png
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I'd love you if you weren't twice my age and 4 times as manly- The Homoerotics.

    that's one of our lesser known tracks

    I'm a true fan.

    most people go for "i've been suckin' down dick since i was a kid and honey, you're nothing special"

    Or "Olive Garden Blues #5"

    Filler Inc. on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think a lot of King Missile would go well in this setting.

    Framling on
    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Play the Aliens soundtrack

    Zombiemambo on
    JKKaAGp.png
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This song gets all the sex


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyco68w5ks

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Play the Scooby Doo theme song

    Zombiemambo on
    JKKaAGp.png
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Walk On The Wild Side - Lou Reed

    Me Too! on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Play the Scooby Doo theme song

    Even better, Scooby Doo chase music.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hot Girls - INXS

    Seph on
    doit.png
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Play the Scooby Doo theme song

    Even better, Scooby Doo chase music.

    this is how im losing my virginity

    Kovak on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ass Like That - Eminem

    Zombiemambo on
    JKKaAGp.png
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    i had to drop my film class

    Kusuguttai on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I just bought electric sex's Fire on itunes.

    Other then gaybar what are some good songs?

    I'm listening to the first song and it's good, but I'm wondering if I'm gonna regret buying the whole thing for gaybar.

    Filler Inc. on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    smell yo dick is the best song ever made

    Kovak on
  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    GreasyKidsStuff on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    I just bought electric sex's Fire on itunes.

    Other then gaybar what are some good songs?

    I'm listening to the first song and it's good, but I'm wondering if I'm gonna regret buying the whole thing for gaybar.

    You aren't, Electric Six is an amazing band.

    Quetzi on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    They Might Be Giants - Particle Man

    the wook on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    Speaking of Electric Six, use Infected Girls.

    Quetzi on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Good, good... good.

    Filler Inc. on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    They Might Be Giants - Particle Man

    :^:

    Belruel on
    vmn6rftb232b.png
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    my dick - mickey avalon

    Kusuguttai on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    Actually wait 75% of songs by Electric Six are about sex so really just use anything by them.

    Quetzi on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Which of these would you vote for if you were naming... saying a device for smoking... tabacco...

    Herbfry Bogart
    Tenacios Weed
    Angelina Bowlie

    Filler Inc. on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Louis XIV - most of the songs off 'The Best Little Secrets Are Kept'

    especially Paper Doll

    the wook on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    angeline bowlie is awesome

    Kusuguttai on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Queen- Don't stop me now


    I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
    On a collision course
    I am a satellite I'm out of control
    I am a sex machine ready to reload
    Like an atom bomb about to
    Oh oh oh oh oh explode

    Belruel on
    vmn6rftb232b.png
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Somebody To Love - Queen

    Me Too! on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    Guys let's just talk about how half of all music ever is about sex.

    Quetzi on
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Which of these would you vote for if you were naming... saying a device for smoking... tabacco...

    Herbfry Bogart
    Tenacios Weed
    Angelina Bowlie

    Genghis Bong

    Nathan Scott Phillips

    Conan, the confuser.

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    my dick
    cost a late night fee
    yo dick
    got the h i v

    Kusuguttai on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Lost me on nathan scott phillips

    I'm leanin towards angelina.

    But I've always wanted a tenacious d refference in there somewhere.

    Filler Inc. on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Somebody To Love - Queen

    BAND - SONG

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

    #pipe on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Anything by TISM would make good sex music.

    Especially http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_U2yG3uZp0

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
Sign In or Register to comment.