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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Elvis Costello- Pump it up

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Somebody To Love - Queen

    BAND - SONG

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

    calm down.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Louis XIV - most of the songs off 'The Best Little Secrets Are Kept'

    especially Paper Doll

    Man, I have not heard them in a long time. That is a hella good song.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Adam Sandler - Medium Pace

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    start me up - rolling stones

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  • randombluespotrandombluespot Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Black Flag - Slip It In

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Louis XIV - most of the songs off 'The Best Little Secrets Are Kept'

    especially Paper Doll

    Man, I have not heard them in a long time. That is a hella good song.

    I like their new album quite a bit, though it's not as sexually oriented as the previous

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  • DavaDava Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    "Cells" by The Servant.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/nWy1JLuP8MY&hl

    You may prefer the instrumental version. I think that one is on the Transporter II soundtrack.

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  • NORNOR Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up.

    Seriously, how did everyone here miss this?

    Slayer - Raining Blood.

    Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch.

    Otep - Jonestown Tea (actually don't, as funny as it is this would be a very bad idea).

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Lost me on nathan scott phillips

    I'm leanin towards angelina.

    But I've always wanted a tenacious d refference in there somewhere.

    I could see that....


    I only name especially large and expensive pieces ...

    Like Marduk,

    a towering red and black turkish water pipe that can fit an eigth of an ounce of tobacco

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    MY DICK
    RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE
    YOUR DICK
    GOT TOUCHED BY YO UNCLE

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    my dick
    cost a late night fee
    yo dick
    got the h i v

    Was this the one in Harold & Kumar 2

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I was wondering if anyone has said Rape Me by Nirvana yet?

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    i wonder if you could bone to a sultry lady's voice w/o feeling guilty

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  • NORNOR Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I was wondering if anyone has said Rape Me by Nirvana yet?

    Shit, I knew I missed something. Also

    Sublime - Date Rape.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    I gotta ask, why Marduk?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    my dick
    cost a late night fee
    yo dick
    got the h i v

    Was this the one in Harold & Kumar 2

    yes

    but i liked it before i saw it in that movie.


    mickey avalon is awesome

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  • randombluespotrandombluespot Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Blondie - Sunday Girl
    The Briefs - Sex Objects
    The Vibrators - Baby Baby
    TSOL - Code Blue
    Misfits - Angelfuck

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  • NORNOR Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Cradle of Filth - Gilded Cunt

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    i wonder if you could bone to a sultry lady's voice w/o feeling guilty

    whenever i jacked off in my old apartment, i'd turn on music because the walls were paperthin.

    i'd usually turn on either the Dresden Dolls or Battle of Mice because i love the voices of those two women

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    MY DICK
    LARGE LIKE THE CHARGERS THE WHOLE TEAM YO SHIT LOOK LIKE YOU FOURTEEN

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  • NORNOR Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Talking Heads - Girlfriend Is Better

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  • randombluespotrandombluespot Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Generation X - Dancing With Myself

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Randy Newman - You Got a Friend In Me

    if it's a 3way

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I gotta ask, why Marduk?

    Why not Marduk?










    unless you are a dude who fantasizes about gilgamesh

    if so i have some fanfic we could read together

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Rinder wrote: »
    Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
    this is a horrible suggestion
    I mean, I get the pun regarding the "lyrics" in relation to the thread topic but this would be a really stupid song to play during sex

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rinder wrote: »
    Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

    i actually really like Kanye's version of this song

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

    i actually really like Kanye's version of this song

    That makes you a bad person.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

    i actually really like Kanye's version of this song

    That makes you a bad person.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
    this is a horrible suggestion
    I mean, I get the pun regarding the "lyrics" in relation to the thread topic but this would be a really stupid song to play during sex

    I think the last three pages have been puns based on the song title. A song named Gilded Cunt would fit the mood nicely.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

    i actually really like Kanye's version of this song

    we can't be friends anymore

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    pip everytime i read your title/location i read "dog has a rapeface"

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I change it to that every now and again to trip people up

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Titties and Beer - Frank Zappa

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Pussy Walk - Iggy Pop

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    goddamn jews-hitler

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Do Me - Jean Knight

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  • LyssabitLyssabit Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So far my list consists of the following(though not exactly in this order):


    Secret -- Maroon 5
    I'm Afraid of Americans -- David Bowie & NIN
    Dragula (Hot Rod Herman remix) -- Rob Zombie
    The Hand That Feeds -- NIN
    Harder to Breathe -- Maroon 5
    Sun -- Maroon 5
    Criminal -- Fiona Apple
    Haunted -- Poe
    If We Kissed -- Fiona Apple
    One Winged Angel >_>
    Rain -- Guano Apes
    Underneath It All -- No Doubt
    Spiderwebs -- No Doubt
    The Climb -- No Doubt
    Erection -- The Faint
    Turbo Lover -- Judas Preist
    Don't Speak -- No Doubt
    Closer -- NIN (Happy now, guys?)
    Human Nature -- Madonna
    Smack My Bitch Up -- Progidy
    The Bad Touch -- Bloodhound Gang
    Rape Me -- Nirvana

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    http://lyssabit.deviantart.com

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