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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    How do you unlock more tracks in Mario Kart Wii?

    By having skill.

    Do you have this?

    Ass, tell me how

    I have skill


    I just got the game though

    I actually haven't bought it yet (almost did today but I got a Dual Shock 3 instead). I'm just really bummed since last night, when everyone kept talking about how VC is the biggest asshole around here. Honestly, what do I have to do to attain that seat of honor? Kill a pigeon with my dick in Times Square?



    I'm honestly not sure though, sorry. :(

    See that pink part? That's why you're not the biggest asshole, because sometimes you act human. Like, nice and stuff.

    VC is either asshole or emo. I'm not sure I've ever seen him sympathize with anybody.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Alright then someone else

    Howtf

    Because for some reason I'm not seeing it when I google "unlock mario kart wii"

    Medopine on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    How do you unlock more tracks in Mario Kart Wii?

    By having skill.

    Do you have this?

    Ass, tell me how

    I have skill


    I just got the game though

    I actually haven't bought it yet (almost did today but I got a Dual Shock 3 instead). I'm just really bummed since last night, when everyone kept talking about how VC is the biggest asshole around here. Honestly, what do I have to do to attain that seat of honor? Kill a pigeon with my dick in Times Square?



    I'm honestly not sure though, sorry. :(

    See that pink part? That's why you're not the biggest asshole, because sometimes you act human. Like, nice and stuff.

    VC is either asshole or emo. I'm not sure I've ever seen him sympathize with anybody.

    God dammit. I WILL RIP THE WORLD APART.

    Drez on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    VC totally loses out to Tube, though. I don't see how anybody could claim there's a bigger asshole on these forums than Tube.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez is so cute when he's angry

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    nexuscrawler is so cute when

    Drez on
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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Alright then someone else

    Howtf

    Because for some reason I'm not seeing it when I google "unlock mario kart wii"
    Usually you do it by beating the single player Grand Prix mode at every CC rating

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Alright then someone else

    Howtf

    Because for some reason I'm not seeing it when I google "unlock mario kart wii"
    Usually you do it by beating the single player Grand Prix mode at every CC rating

    blargh I was hoping it was only 150

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Alright then someone else

    Howtf

    Because for some reason I'm not seeing it when I google "unlock mario kart wii"

    Have you checked GameFAQS?

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Alright then someone else

    Howtf

    Because for some reason I'm not seeing it when I google "unlock mario kart wii"
    Usually you do it by beating the single player Grand Prix mode at every CC rating

    blargh I was hoping it was only 150
    No Nintendo are assholes

    Edit: this is based on my experience with previous mario kart games

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    nexuscrawler is so cute when

    Don't keep us in suspense bitch!

    people want to know!

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    See that pink part? That's why you're not the biggest asshole, because sometimes you act human. Like, nice and stuff.

    VC is either asshole or emo. I'm not sure I've ever seen him sympathize with anybody.

    VC can be very sweet. Honestly, you guys just take him waaaay too much at face-value.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    nexuscrawler is so cute when

    Don't keep us in suspense bitch!

    people want to know!

    Actually that was a complete thought. Sorry.

    Drez on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Alright then someone else

    Howtf

    Because for some reason I'm not seeing it when I google "unlock mario kart wii"
    Usually you do it by beating the single player Grand Prix mode at every CC rating

    blargh I was hoping it was only 150
    No Nintendo are assholes

    Edit: this is based on my experience with previous mario kart games

    I will concur, based on my experience with Super Mario Galaxy.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    See that pink part? That's why you're not the biggest asshole, because sometimes you act human. Like, nice and stuff.

    VC is either asshole or emo. I'm not sure I've ever seen him sympathize with anybody.

    VC can be very sweet. Honestly, you guys just take him waaaay too much at face-value.

    He's sweet when he speaks to you, yes. You need to pull your dress off and think outside the box on this one.

    Drez on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    nexuscrawler is so cute when

    Don't keep us in suspense bitch!

    people want to know!

    When you suck dick. Especially Drez's.

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    See that pink part? That's why you're not the biggest asshole, because sometimes you act human. Like, nice and stuff.

    VC is either asshole or emo. I'm not sure I've ever seen him sympathize with anybody.

    VC can be very sweet. Honestly, you guys just take him waaaay too much at face-value.

    He's sweet when he speaks to you, yes. You need to pull your dress off and think outside the box on this one.

    I don't see how pulling my dress off will help me gain a new perspective.

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    YES!

    Done with schoolwork for the semester!
    Suck. It. Emerson College.

    Now to lobotomize myself with beer and vodka.

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    See that pink part? That's why you're not the biggest asshole, because sometimes you act human. Like, nice and stuff.

    VC is either asshole or emo. I'm not sure I've ever seen him sympathize with anybody.

    VC can be very sweet. Honestly, you guys just take him waaaay too much at face-value.
    No he'd pretty much the worst regular member of D&D. He turns any thread he posts in into shit. He is petty and combative.

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    SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    See that pink part? That's why you're not the biggest asshole, because sometimes you act human. Like, nice and stuff.

    VC is either asshole or emo. I'm not sure I've ever seen him sympathize with anybody.

    VC can be very sweet. Honestly, you guys just take him waaaay too much at face-value.

    He's sweet when he speaks to you, yes. You need to pull your dress off and think outside the box on this one.

    I don't see how pulling my dress off will help me gain a new perspective.

    It won't, he just wants a different perspective of you.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    nexuscrawler is so cute when

    Don't keep us in suspense bitch!

    people want to know!

    When you suck dick. Especially Drez's.

    homo-eroticism is the best icism.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dreeezzzzz

    drinks tomorrow?

    refuse to answer me and I'll harass you at midnight again with erotic pictures of myself

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    See that pink part? That's why you're not the biggest asshole, because sometimes you act human. Like, nice and stuff.

    VC is either asshole or emo. I'm not sure I've ever seen him sympathize with anybody.

    VC can be very sweet. Honestly, you guys just take him waaaay too much at face-value.

    He's sweet when he speaks to you, yes. You need to pull your dress off and think outside the box on this one.

    I don't see how pulling my dress off will help me gain a new perspective.

    It was worth a shot.

    Drez on
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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I mean yeah VC is an ok guy if you ignore the fact that he's not.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ah damn. My computer science teacher from a few years ago (one of my favorite teachers and an all-around awesome guy) had a brain tumor removed a while back, but just found out that it has returned. He's going in for surgery on Monday and there will be intense chemotherapy following that. He was engaged before the first tumor popped up too, but broke it off because he didn't want to run the risk of marrying the girl and then leaving her a widow if the therapy didn't work.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Everyone act tough while he's not around!

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dreeezzzzz

    drinks tomorrow?

    refuse to answer me and I'll harass you at midnight again with erotic pictures of myself

    Nexus [11:58 text message]: "Blah blah blah"
    Drez [11:59 text message]: "I'm fucking sleeping you motherfucker I'll kill you.
    Nexus: [12:00 text message]: "Blah blah blah."

    ...



    As for tomorrow I'm sorry I haven't gotten back to you but I don't know if I can do it. I'll tell you why in PMs. I don't want to make any ladies (or men) jealous.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    haha it was only midnight bitch :)

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    haha it was only midnight bitch :)

    Seriously, Drez. You'll never make it with me if you conk out before midnight. :winky:

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    Everyone act tough while he's not around!

    I think most of us act pretty tough when he's around too.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    to be fair I have neither a violin nor a vagina

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    jeepguy? When the fuck did you start posting here?! I missed you! *kisses* :winky:

    I have some free time lately and it seemed like a good way to kill time, getting my chat on. :lol:

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    Everyone act tough while he's not around!

    I think most of us act pretty tough when he's around too.

    You guys were being pretty harsh last night :P

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Dreeezzzzz

    drinks tomorrow?

    refuse to answer me and I'll harass you at midnight again with erotic pictures of myself

    Nexus [11:58 text message]: "Blah blah blah"
    Drez [11:59 text message]: "I'm fucking sleeping you motherfucker I'll kill you.
    Nexus: [12:00 text message]: "Blah blah blah."

    ...



    As for tomorrow I'm sorry I haven't gotten back to you but I don't know if I can do it. I'll tell you why in PMs. I don't want to make any ladies (or men) jealous.
    Taking your mom out on a date?

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hi chat.

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    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Taking your mom out on a date?

    My mom wants to drag me to Made of Honor tomorrow night. :(

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh, this isn't big enough for an H&A thread but I'll take a survey of chat. My best friend's grandma died day before yesterday. I called him last evening and spoke with him, and he isn't doing so hot but he's with family and stuff.

    How soon should I call him again?

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    Everyone act tough while he's not around!

    I think most of us act pretty tough when he's around too.

    You guys were being pretty harsh last night :P

    I wasn't around for that.

    I was hanging out with Erin.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Oh, this isn't big enough for an H&A thread but I'll take a survey of chat. My best friend's grandma died day before yesterday. I called him last evening and spoke with him, and he isn't doing so hot but he's with family and stuff.

    How soon should I call him again?

    Probably leave him alone with his family for a while.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I've unlocked more tracks by beating cups in single player.

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