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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I fucked a couple of hostesses.

    No zen we aren't talking about twinkies ok, these are people.

    Fucking satan.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'm with Jeep, hostesses are paid to pretend to like you. They don't really they hate you and wish you would die.

    I doubt it would really hurt either of them much if it was something innocent. As long as you aren't asking her to prom you're alright. I'm sure he wouldn't be the first to ask her out.

    The problem is that anyone who needs to query the internet about this sort of thing is exactly the sort of person who will come off as creepy when he does it.

    Yeah if you have to ask others if you should ask someone out you certainly aren't suave enough to ask out a hostess. He should start at a walmart greeter and work his way up.

    :lol:

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    Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    EAT A DICK PREACHER
    <3

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ahahaha.

    Although I did feel like that guy from Waiting. I think some of them were a bit too young (course, they lied about it).

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    EAT A DICK PREACHER
    <3

    I now realize jeep beat both of us. It's ok it was the easy joke and we all took it like the suckers we were.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ahahaha.

    Although I did feel like that guy from Waiting. I think some of them were a bit too young (course, they lied about it).

    Its ok man they worked at dennys like the little whores that they are.

    I still think my asking a walmart greeter advice is solid, I just fear the reaper.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sadly, I realized the snack cake joke was better than my desert tray one moments after posting. So I beat Satan.

    IN MY HEAD.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ahahaha.

    Although I did feel like that guy from Waiting. I think some of them were a bit too young (course, they lied about it).

    I think what you mean to say is that you lied to yourself about it.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Holy crap that comment looks creepier with Limo Bob than Pedobear.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Holy crap that comment looks creepier with Limo Bob than Pedobear.

    Zen you have mastered the art of being creepy, it's like your super power.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That's, like, the worst superpower ever.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That's, like, the worst superpower ever.

    No you have the guy who can always tell who farted, and his friend the guy who always talks really loud when everyone else is quiet.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The funny part is, that super power would also be their weakness.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jesus. I just went into H/A because one of you fucks mentioned it and somehow I stumbled into a post about where people met their significant others.

    There was so much pure unadulterated nerd in it that I nearly gouged my eyes out before leaving the thread.

    You're a hateful asshole

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    No. We determined at work that the worst superpower is hair loss. You see, unlike superheros, a normal person exposed to radiation will have thyroid kersplosion, pituitary fuckup, and hair loss. "Eww. Your wispy hair floating on the wind towards my face is a slight inconvenience."

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That's, like, the worst superpower ever.

    Nah, ability to use your ass as an additional hand still tops the list.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jesus. I just went into H/A because one of you fucks mentioned it and somehow I stumbled into a post about where people met their significant others.

    There was so much pure unadulterated nerd in it that I nearly gouged my eyes out before leaving the thread.

    You're a hateful asshole

    I'm just jealous <3

    no..also hateful.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nerissa wrote: »
    so bank of america charges 35 dollars per overdraft

    I didn't want those 70 dollars anyway

    Jeeeesus. I remember (ok, maybe my parents remember) when you used to get a letter asking you to please get your balance positive.

    Can't hurt trying to call and ask for one or both of the charges to be waived, especially if they're your first in a while.

    Bank of America? I wouldn't hold your breath...

    They actively choose what order to settle charges from a given day so as to maximize the number of potential overdrafts.

    That's greasy, but not exceptionally so. The fuckers at my bank do the same thing.

    edit: and it's not active, per se, it's just processing the largest charges first so as to be able to fuck you the hardest.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    jeepguy wrote: »
    That's, like, the worst superpower ever.

    Nah, ability to use your ass as an additional hand still tops the list.

    Don't worry boys I'll stop those criminals with my asshand. I'm sure asshand is also popular amongst certain communities.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    FCC, we don't often see eye-to-eye, but your phrenology gif was spot on.

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    JoschuaESQJoschuaESQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    LOW 5!

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hi guys hi or what.

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    Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Hi guys hi or what.

    RAAAAGE

    FUCKING TIGERS

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'll go to the bank tomorrow and pretend I don't know what it's all about

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    JoschuaESQJoschuaESQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    fucking padres

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Shhh guys greeper is here, so don't talk about fucking corpses don't want to upset him.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MPPH! MPHHPH!

    mgs4gun2zo4.png

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Shhh guys greeper is here, so don't talk about fucking corpses don't want to upset him.

    Actually go ahead I have no problems with it.

    None whatsoever.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    FCC, we don't often see eye-to-eye, but your phrenology gif was spot on.
    :D Thanks.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Please tell me Snake has the barrel of a handgun in his mouth?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MPPH! MPHHPH!

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    Roger Clemens is taking life hard.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Please tell me Snake has the barrel of a handgun in his mouth?

    Wow it does look like that.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Please tell me Snake has the barrel of a handgun in his mouth?

    Uhh he does...

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    Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Please tell me Snake has the barrel of a handgun in his mouth?

    Yes.

    mgs4gun2zo4sz7.png

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Shhh guys greeper is here, so don't talk about fucking corpses don't want to upset him.

    Actually go ahead I have no problems with it.

    None whatsoever.

    I find that the really old corpses don't offer much integrity. After I soften them up in a bath of warm water I can only fuck them for a few minutes before they fall to pieces.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    Please tell me Snake has the barrel of a handgun in his mouth?

    Yes.

    mgs4gun2zo4sz7.png

    Okay, it was dark. I couldn't quite make it out or understand why he would be doing such a thing.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Uh

    You haven't seen a single fucking MGS4 trailer have you.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    Please tell me Snake has the barrel of a handgun in his mouth?

    Yes.

    mgs4gun2zo4sz7.png

    Okay, it was dark. I couldn't quite make it out or understand why he would be doing such a thing.

    Because he woke up next to raiden. It was the only logical thing left to do? I figure its from the opening cinematic. Which also happens to be the whole game.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Uh

    You haven't seen a single fucking MGS4 trailer have you.

    No and keep it that way. Plz.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would fuck raiden though

    well...

    assuming he was gagged

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