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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Feral, did I tell you about that girl who intermittantly becomes terrified of me but otherwise adores me?

    I think you might have mentioned it once. What happened?

    I accidentally had sex with her, which I was sure was a bad idea. Then, while I was thinking about just how badly I had screwed up and how to go about fixing it, she tells me she's gotten into this exchange student programme to Germany and she'll spend her next school year there and I promise I'll write you every day!

    So, being the genius that I am, I panic and, when prompted, quickly stammer out a promise to wait for her.

    Ouch. I've been in a long distance relationship for 3 years* with a girl that I deeply adore, and it is pretty shit to be apart for more than a few months without contact.

    A year, with a girl you're ambivalent on? Write her back saying "JK OLOL BANGING BROADS HERE".

    Edit: Well, 4, but only 3 long-distance. Which is slightly less crazy than just going ahead and starting long distance.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Feral, did I tell you about that girl who intermittantly becomes terrified of me but otherwise adores me?

    I think you might have mentioned it once. What happened?

    I accidentally had sex with her, which I was sure was a bad idea. Then, while I was thinking about just how badly I had screwed up and how to go about fixing it, she tells me she's gotten into this exchange student programme to Germany and she'll spend her next school year there and I promise I'll write you every day!

    So, being the genius that I am, I panic and, when prompted, quickly stammer out a promise to wait for her.

    AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    You need a better way of saying that then "accidentally" Church.

    Cause that's bullshit, you can't accidentally have sex with someone.

    I was sure it was a bad idea, and she convinced me that it wasn't just long enough for it to happen. Is there a word for that?

    Yeah its called letting your dick do all the thinking.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Ahahaha. CHAT HIVE MIND.

    Yes but only one of us made an allusion to an awesome movie.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    You need a better way of saying that then "accidentally" Church.

    Cause that's bullshit, you can't accidentally have sex with someone.

    I was sure it was a bad idea, and she convinced me that it wasn't just long enough for it to happen. Is there a word for that?

    Dating.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    You need a better way of saying that then "accidentally" Church.

    Cause that's bullshit, you can't accidentally have sex with someone.

    I was sure it was a bad idea, and she convinced me that it wasn't just long enough for it to happen. Is there a word for that?

    Momentary lapse of judgment?

    Let's go with that.

    --

    I'm not ambivalent at all about her. At least, not any more than I would be about any relationship, because each one has negatives, right?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Feral, did I tell you about that girl who intermittantly becomes terrified of me but otherwise adores me?

    I think you might have mentioned it once. What happened?

    I accidentally had sex with her, which I was sure was a bad idea. Then, while I was thinking about just how badly I had screwed up and how to go about fixing it, she tells me she's gotten into this exchange student programme to Germany and she'll spend her next school year there and I promise I'll write you every day!

    Accidentally?

    Let me guess. She was laying on the bathroom mat shaving her pubes with her legs spread and you slipped on a puddle of water getting out of the shower and *floop* you just fell in.

    Because that happened to me once.
    Oh man were you okay

    Could have hurt yourself what with the razor or hitting your head on the sink or something

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Feral, did I tell you about that girl who intermittantly becomes terrified of me but otherwise adores me?

    I think you might have mentioned it once. What happened?

    I accidentally had sex with her, which I was sure was a bad idea. Then, while I was thinking about just how badly I had screwed up and how to go about fixing it, she tells me she's gotten into this exchange student programme to Germany and she'll spend her next school year there and I promise I'll write you every day!

    Accidentally?

    Let me guess. She was laying on the bathroom mat shaving her pubes with her legs spread and you slipped on a puddle of water getting out of the shower and *floop* you just fell in.

    Because that happened to me once.

    ....Dad????

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    how the hell do you have accidental sex sober.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    You need a better way of saying that then "accidentally" Church.

    Cause that's bullshit, you can't accidentally have sex with someone.

    I was sure it was a bad idea, and she convinced me that it wasn't just long enough for it to happen. Is there a word for that?

    Momentary lapse of judgment?

    Let's go with that.

    --

    I'm not ambivalent at all about her. At least, not any more than I would be about any relationship, because each one has negatives, right?

    Not a lot with as many as yours duder.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    You need a better way of saying that then "accidentally" Church.

    Cause that's bullshit, you can't accidentally have sex with someone.

    I was sure it was a bad idea, and she convinced me that it wasn't just long enough for it to happen. Is there a word for that?

    Dating.

    I hate you.
    <3
    I hate you.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    BULLSHIT IT DID HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY HAVE SEX WITH SOMEBODY

    WAS IT SURPRISE SEX

    I had surprised sex the other day when I walked out of the shower. I just ran into my flatmate by accident and was all like "ohlol accidental surprise sex".

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    You need a better way of saying that then "accidentally" Church.

    Cause that's bullshit, you can't accidentally have sex with someone.

    I was sure it was a bad idea, and she convinced me that it wasn't just long enough for it to happen. Is there a word for that?

    Dating.

    Senj had the best answer.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    BULLSHIT IT DID HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY HAVE SEX WITH SOMEBODY

    WAS IT SURPRISE SEX

    I had surprised sex the other day when I walked out of the shower. I just ran into my flatmate by accident and was all like "ohlol accidental surprise sex".

    Disturbing...

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    You need a better way of saying that then "accidentally" Church.

    Cause that's bullshit, you can't accidentally have sex with someone.

    I was sure it was a bad idea, and she convinced me that it wasn't just long enough for it to happen. Is there a word for that?

    Male.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Woo, I get to go to a bar with the two cute girls from my work tonight.

    Yay!

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Although if surprise sex were possible, it would totally make a noise like "floop."

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Woo, I get to go to a bar with the two cute girls from my work tonight.

    Yay!
    I get to watch fifteen-year-old Simpsons episodes tonight

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Spring awakening has good music

    oh, feral! Want to see some pictures from Reefer Madness?

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Woo, I get to go to a bar with the two cute girls from my work tonight.

    Yay!

    You realize you're going so they can use you as the plausible excuse to dodge ugly guys, but strictly to be ignored if they meet cute guys.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Woo, I get to go to a bar with the two cute girls from my work tonight.

    Yay!

    You realize you're going so they can use you as the plausible excuse to dodge ugly guys, but strictly to be ignored if they meet cute guys.

    Also they're Starbucks employees.

    They're Starbucks employees, right?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Woo, I get to go to a bar with the two cute girls from my work tonight.

    Yay!

    You realize you're going so they can use you as the plausible excuse to dodge ugly guys, but strictly to be ignored if they meet cute guys.

    House is a perfect avatar for you tonight senj, you're on fire.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Woo, I get to go to a bar with the two cute girls from my work tonight.

    Yay!

    You realize you're going so they can use you as the plausible excuse to dodge ugly guys, but strictly to be ignored if they meet cute guys.

    Aww don't do that.

    Dude Inquisitor you're there because each of them wants a piece of you and this is the night they fight it out, hopefully to a sexy tie.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Woo, I get to go to a bar with the two cute girls from my work tonight.

    Yay!

    You realize you're going so they can use you as the plausible excuse to dodge ugly guys, but strictly to be ignored if they meet cute guys.

    Also they're Starbucks employees.

    They're Starbucks employees, right?

    Well yes. Considering I work with them, and I work at starbucks.

    Senj: I'd :( but i've boned one of them so :P

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Woo, I get to go to a bar with the two cute girls from my work tonight.

    Yay!

    You realize you're going so they can use you as the plausible excuse to dodge ugly guys, but strictly to be ignored if they meet cute guys.

    Also they're Starbucks employees.

    They're Starbucks employees, right?

    Well yes. Considering I work with them, and I work at starbucks.

    Senj: I'd :( but i've boned one of them so :P

    Then this is the night they tell you that you have fathered their lesbian child and they corner you for child support.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Woo, I get to go to a bar with the two cute girls from my work tonight.

    Yay!

    You realize you're going so they can use you as the plausible excuse to dodge ugly guys, but strictly to be ignored if they meet cute guys.

    Also they're Starbucks employees.

    They're Starbucks employees, right?

    Well yes. Considering I work with them, and I work at starbucks.

    Senj: I'd :( but i've boned one of them so :P

    Well then the path is clear, my son:

    Threesome

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    <something about cream in coffees>

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yes clearly having sex with two women is perfect for inj. Make with the sexings.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senj > Church

    As if we all didn't know that already.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Senj > Church

    As if we all didn't know that already.

    Threesome was too obvious.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Too awesome, you mean.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Too awesome, you mean.

    Obviously awesome.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm having a threesome right now

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Go on Inquisitor unlock the REAL Hot Coffee mod :winky::winky:

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    I'm having a threesome right now

    Cats don't count

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    I'm having a threesome right now

    You're gay it doesn't count all you gays have is wild sex with multiple partners and like needles.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Designing a phalla is tricky!

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    BULLSHIT IT DID HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY HAVE SEX WITH SOMEBODY

    WAS IT SURPRISE SEX

    I had surprised sex the other day when I walked out of the shower. I just ran into my flatmate by accident and was all like "ohlol accidental surprise sex".

    Disturbing...

    I put my penis in people all the time by accident. Damn thing just homes in on any hole.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    BULLSHIT IT DID HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY HAVE SEX WITH SOMEBODY

    WAS IT SURPRISE SEX

    I had surprised sex the other day when I walked out of the shower. I just ran into my flatmate by accident and was all like "ohlol accidental surprise sex".

    Disturbing...

    I put my penis in people all the time by accident. Damn thing just homes in on any hole.

    You must either get a lot of splinters in your scrotum or only certain holes apply. Also avoid working at a morgue.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    I'm having a threesome right now

    Cats don't count

    guh cats?

    man I hate cats

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