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Sequels That Don't Deserve To Exist II

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    also DarkCloud 2 had a train

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm convinced that I'm the only person in the world that liked FF9. Dark Cloud 2 or Dark Chronicle as it was called over here was the mutt's nutts.

    Pity Rogue Galaxy was shitty poop.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    train on your mom

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Yeah, I loved FFX (I know, I know), and FFX2 was just so goddamn annoying, I STILL have yet to beat it.

    I didn't get very far at all on FFX. I haven't played many of the Final Fantasy games, but that one bothered me right away. There was something about Titus I disliked almost immediately, and I couldn't stand playing the game when it set entirely on a rail that gave me zero control on where I was going.

    I lost interest very early into it, shortly after joining up with a hawaiin who talked like Bender with Something About Mary hair-gel who hands you a huge sword while he fights enemies with a fucking volleyball.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I liked FF9 but I never finished it for some reason

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    train on your mom

    mom.gif

    Hhahahahaahahaha


    Gold

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    I'm convinced that I'm the only person in the world that liked FF9. Dark Cloud 2 or Dark Chronicle as it was called over here was the mutt's nutts.

    Pity Rogue Galaxy was shitty poop.

    FF9 was wonderful

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Yeah, I loved FFX (I know, I know), and FFX2 was just so goddamn annoying, I STILL have yet to beat it.

    I didn't get very far at all on FFX. I haven't played many of the Final Fantasy games, but that one bothered me right away. There was something about Titus I disliked almost immediately, and I couldn't stand playing the game when it entirely set on a rail that was giving me zero options.

    I lost interest very early into it, shortly after joining up with a hawaiin looking guy with Something About Mary hair-gel who hands you a huge sword while he fights enemies with a fucking volleyball.

    woah... you serious?

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I really liked FFX.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Best thing about FF9 was the complete lack of angst.
    Even when Zidane finds out he's a clone he spends all of five minutes moping before realisng how awesome it is to be able to backflips

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Best thing about FF9 was beatrix

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    man it's been forever since I played it but I remember there being a lot of Vivi angst

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Not really, there was a little bit of Vivi angst but it always ended with Vivi going utterly apeshit on the badguys.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    by the end vivi is totally cool about it though

    and i mean vivi's like 5, give him a break

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Spare the rod spoil the child.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Yeah, I loved FFX (I know, I know), and FFX2 was just so goddamn annoying, I STILL have yet to beat it.

    I didn't get very far at all on FFX. I haven't played many of the Final Fantasy games, but that one bothered me right away. There was something about Titus I disliked almost immediately, and I couldn't stand playing the game when it set entirely on a rail that gave me zero control on where I was going.

    I lost interest very early into it, shortly after joining up with a hawaiin who talked like Bender with Something About Mary hair-gel who hands you a huge sword while he fights enemies with a fucking volleyball.

    I have a max-stats/celestial weapon/all aeon/all monster arena creatures defeated game on my memory card. Goddamn that took FOREVER.

    Tidus (main), Wakka (Hawaiian, schmuck), Lulu (Black Mage, HOT HOT HOT), Auron (Tank, badass), Kimarhi (Blue Rhino-Cat), Rikku (short jailbait rogue), Yuna (White Mage, semi-hotness)

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Yeah, I loved FFX (I know, I know), and FFX2 was just so goddamn annoying, I STILL have yet to beat it.

    I didn't get very far at all on FFX. I haven't played many of the Final Fantasy games, but that one bothered me right away. There was something about Titus I disliked almost immediately, and I couldn't stand playing the game when it entirely set on a rail that was giving me zero options.

    I lost interest very early into it, shortly after joining up with a hawaiin looking guy with Something About Mary hair-gel who hands you a huge sword while he fights enemies with a fucking volleyball.

    woah... you serious?

    I'm confused;

    Is that a "Did you actually quit the game because of that" are you serious?

    Or a "Is there actually a character in the game who matches that description" are you serious?

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    FFX was awful though.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    Spare the rod spoil the child.

    v-for-vendetta-movie-x1.jpg

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i gave kimarhi a lance that oneshotted things that weren't immune to death

    i had to make up for me ruining his sphere progression


    goatmon, that's something wakka says

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I got all the celestial weapons except Wakka's because fuck blitzball is so dumb

    the chocobo race almost caused me to smash a controller though


    and by almost I mean it still worked after I put it back together

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I got all the celestial weapons except Wakka's because fuck blitzball is so dumb

    the chocobo race almost caused me to smash a controller though


    and by almost I mean it still worked after I put it back together

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    FFX was awful though.

    man

    what

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Yeah, I loved FFX (I know, I know), and FFX2 was just so goddamn annoying, I STILL have yet to beat it.

    I didn't get very far at all on FFX. I haven't played many of the Final Fantasy games, but that one bothered me right away. There was something about Titus I disliked almost immediately, and I couldn't stand playing the game when it entirely set on a rail that was giving me zero options.

    I lost interest very early into it, shortly after joining up with a hawaiin looking guy with Something About Mary hair-gel who hands you a huge sword while he fights enemies with a fucking volleyball.

    woah... you serious?

    I'm confused;

    Is that a "Did you actually quit the game because of that" are you serious?

    Or a "Is there actually a character in the game who matches that description" are you serious?

    I was quoting a line from the game that that guy says

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i gave kimarhi a lance that oneshotted things that weren't immune to death

    i had to make up for me ruining his sphere progression


    goatmon, that's something wakka says

    Ah.

    Anyway, I think a big reason why I couldn't really get into most of the FF games is becasue I'm really not fond of overly flashy and flamboyant characters and presentations, save for when they're done exceptionally well.

    This is the same reason I can't stand anime like G Gundam and Gurren Lagann.

    I really, really, liked Tactics Advanced, though.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    FFX was awful though.

    man

    what

    It was so boring and the only jrpg cliche that didn't get ticked off in the game was that there were no sewer levels.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    you know what was a good final fantasy game?

    mgs3 subsistence

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    are you sure there was no sewer level

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    FFX was awful though.

    man

    what

    It was so boring and the only jrpg cliche that didn't get ticked off in the game was that there were no sewer levels.

    well actually

    i didn't beat it, my brother did
    i got bored of it

    and the sphere progression and items are what did it for me, so...

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Was that the one with Cloud in it?

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    are you sure there was no sewer level

    Pretty sure. Although hmm, see now you've sown the seeds of doubt.

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  • StationaryStationary Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Best thing about FF9 was Steiner

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    remember when solid snake violently made out with yuna

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Was that the one with Cloud in it?
    That was the original Final Fantasy game.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    steiner sucks

    beatrix was steiner but actually good at her job, and also really cool and not stupid

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Steiner was pretty cool. Especially on the rare times he tranced. Turned into a fucking beast of a man.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    6 is the best

    accept no substitutions

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I got all the celestial weapons except Wakka's because fuck blitzball is so dumb

    the chocobo race almost caused me to smash a controller though


    and by almost I mean it still worked after I put it back together

    Yeah, the chocobo race was a huuuuuge pain in the ass. Lulu's lightning dodge was just tedious as fuck.

    Wakka's was easy. Once you recruit Brother and get Tidus the Jecht Shot II, it's cake. I never use anyone else. Of course, once you get the lead, just get brother the ball and have him wait behind your own goal, because the enemy just goes back to their original positions and swim in circles. I just did this to kill time, as it was easy as fuck to score as many goals as I had time for.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    remember when solid snake violently made out with yuna

    man, the yuffie/meryl uncensored lesbo scene was awesome.

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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Steiner was pretty cool. Especially on the rare times he tranced. Turned into a fucking beast of a man.

    I really liked steiner, thought his hilarity was in his blantant retardedness

    IX at least had a badass big boss in osma, that fucker was mental

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