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Sequels That Don't Deserve To Exist II

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I got all the celestial weapons except Wakka's because fuck blitzball is so dumb

    the chocobo race almost caused me to smash a controller though


    and by almost I mean it still worked after I put it back together

    Yeah, the chocobo race was a huuuuuge pain in the ass. Lulu's lightning dodge was just tedious as fuck.

    Wakka's was easy. Once you recruit Brother and get Tidus the Jecht Shot II, it's cake. I never use anyone else. Of course, once you get the lead, just get brother the ball and have him wait behind your own goal, because the enemy just goes back to their original positions and swim in circles. I just did this to kill time, as it was easy as fuck to score as many goals as I had time for.

    I did the lightning mini-game and I still couldnt bring myself to sit through enough blitzball to do this

    Balefuego on
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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Was I the only person who on the big reveal of Kuja had a moment of stirring in their pants, before realising that it was a guy?

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    Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I got all the celestial weapons except Wakka's because fuck blitzball is so dumb

    the chocobo race almost caused me to smash a controller though


    and by almost I mean it still worked after I put it back together

    Yeah, the chocobo race was a huuuuuge pain in the ass. Lulu's lightning dodge was just tedious as fuck.

    Wakka's was easy. Once you recruit Brother and get Tidus the Jecht Shot II, it's cake. I never use anyone else. Of course, once you get the lead, just get brother the ball and have him wait behind your own goal, because the enemy just goes back to their original positions and swim in circles. I just did this to kill time, as it was easy as fuck to score as many goals as I had time for.

    I did the lightning mini-game and I still couldnt bring myself to sit through enough blitzball to do this

    Am I the only one that liked it? THere was no way I was doing the lightning jump thing, fuck that shit

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    I was the only person who, on the big reveal of Kuja, had a moment of stirring in their pants, before realising that it was a guy.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Was I the only person who on the big reveal of Kuja had a moment of stirring in their pants, before realising that it was a guy?

    yes, you were

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    remember when solid snake violently made out with yuna

    man, the yuffie/meryl uncensored lesbo scene was awesome.
    also when volgin fistfucked titus

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I got all the celestial weapons except Wakka's because fuck blitzball is so dumb

    the chocobo race almost caused me to smash a controller though


    and by almost I mean it still worked after I put it back together

    Yeah, the chocobo race was a huuuuuge pain in the ass. Lulu's lightning dodge was just tedious as fuck.

    Wakka's was easy. Once you recruit Brother and get Tidus the Jecht Shot II, it's cake. I never use anyone else. Of course, once you get the lead, just get brother the ball and have him wait behind your own goal, because the enemy just goes back to their original positions and swim in circles. I just did this to kill time, as it was easy as fuck to score as many goals as I had time for.

    I did the lightning mini-game and I still couldnt bring myself to sit through enough blitzball to do this

    Am I the only one that liked it? THere was no way I was doing the lightning jump thing, fuck that shit

    I'm just a perfectionist, so I must have them all. Tidus' killed me though.

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    Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Was I the only person who on the big reveal of Kuja had a moment of stirring in their pants, before realising that it was a guy?

    yes, you were

    He was pretty fem guy tbh, only bahamut could make him bleed though.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Was I the only person who on the big reveal of Kuja had a moment of stirring in their pants, before realising that it was a guy?

    yes, you were

    Well then, that is quite embarassing for me.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the lightning one was the easiest one to get

    that shit was cake

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    remember when solid snake violently made out with yuna

    man, the yuffie/meryl uncensored lesbo scene was awesome.
    also when volgin fistfucked titus

    doing 200 thrusts in a row was a bitch though

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    StationaryStationary Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Also the card game in FF9 was amazing even if I never figured out how it really worked.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the card game was the only part of FF8 that was actually fun

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Stationary wrote: »
    Also the card game in FF9 was amazing even if I never figured out how it really worked.

    i greatly enjoyed it

    i had a lot of the rare cards

    like 9 all arrows hades, too

    Big Red Tie on
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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    the card game was the only part of FF8 that was actually fun

    ...

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    the card game was the only part of FF8 that was actually fun

    ...

    oh, right

    not even the card game was fun

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh god you're not one of those masochists who actually liked FF8 are you

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    No I was pretending to be Squall.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    let's play pazaak

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    let's play pazaak

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    let's play pazaak

    i hate pazaak

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    StationaryStationary Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    the card game was the only part of FF8 that was actually fun

    FF8 filled me with such kid rage. I rented it and could always get to one of the first bosses, big dog thing I believe, then i would just keep dying. Come to find out like two years later I was suppose to RUN from it

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    Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Oh god you're not one of those masochists who actually liked FF8 are you

    8 had roads. Why? Why the fuck wouldyou do that? It's massively retarded

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I've never been able to finish a FF game.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Stationary wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    the card game was the only part of FF8 that was actually fun

    FF8 filled me with such kid rage. I rented it and could always get to one of the first bosses, big dog thing I believe, then i would just keep dying. Come to find out like two years later I was suppose to RUN from it

    you are actually one of the lucky ones

    fate spared you

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Oh god you're not one of those masochists who actually liked FF8 are you

    8 had roads. Why? Why the fuck wouldyou do that? It's massively retarded

    T be honest it did always bother me on world maps that these massive technological empires never had any infrastructure connecting their cities together.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    I've never been able to finish a FF game.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    StationaryStationary Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Stationary wrote: »
    Also the card game in FF9 was amazing even if I never figured out how it really worked.

    i greatly enjoyed it

    i had a lot of the rare cards

    like 9 all arrows hades, too

    See thats exactly what I am talking about, I have no idea what you just said. But I could totally win most of the matches i played 8-)

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Stationary wrote: »
    Stationary wrote: »
    Also the card game in FF9 was amazing even if I never figured out how it really worked.

    i greatly enjoyed it

    i had a lot of the rare cards

    like 9 all arrows hades, too

    See thats exactly what I am talking about, I have no idea what you just said. But I could totally win most of the matches i played 8-)

    ok hades was a card, right

    i had nine of them, all of which had an arrow in each direction

    it was really unfair to the computer

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Stationary wrote: »
    Stationary wrote: »
    Also the card game in FF9 was amazing even if I never figured out how it really worked.

    i greatly enjoyed it

    i had a lot of the rare cards

    like 9 all arrows hades, too

    See thats exactly what I am talking about, I have no idea what you just said. But I could totally win most of the matches i played 8-)

    9 was also crazy trippy, 8 and 10 had all this pseudo-realism without the cool grit of seven

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This talk of cards reminds me of Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.

    That game actually pushed me to destroy my DS.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    FF8 is the only Final Fantasy game I ever played (I didn't finish it)

    Where does that put me

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    I've never been able to finish a FF game.
    man neither have i

    my total is like

    three hours of FF7

    two hours of FF8

    ten minutes of X-2

    half hour of 12





    hey you know what square game i finished

    chrono trigger

    because it was awesome

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    congrats you played the worst one

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    Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    I'm convinced that I'm the only person in the world that liked FF9.

    I loved it with every fiber of my being. 7, 8, and 9 were like...my trilogy back in the day.

    Loved X, too, but not X-2.
    See what i did

    and man...kotor was awesome

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    You know what the best Final Fantasy was?

    Crystal Chronicles

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    This talk of cards reminds me of Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.

    That game actually pushed me to destroy my DS.

    CoM was super easy

    except for reverse rebirth

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The only final fantasy game I've played is FF Tactics on the gameboy advance.

    I am 95% sure it didn't actually have a story.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    PotU wrote: »
    You know what the best Final Fantasy was?

    Crystal Chronicles

    HIIIIISSSSSSSSS

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    The only final fantasy game I've played is FF Tactics on the gameboy advance.

    I am 95% sure it didn't actually have a story.

    It did but everyone hates the main character because apparently hiding from your problems is better than facing them head on.

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