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Fortune Cookies and Various Superstitions

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Woo, off of work early!

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man good sushi is so gooooooooooooooooood.

    sarukun on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    I could go for some pizza, and by god I will have my pizza
    remember what happened last time

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I could go for some pizza, and by god I will have my pizza
    remember what happened last time

    yes, kate

    yes I do

    Javen on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I could go for some pizza, and by god I will have my pizza
    remember what happened last time

    yes, kate

    yes I do
    I'm just issuing a friendly warning

    you and pizza don't have the best of histories

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    p.s. I'm keeping your wii games until I can actually build a wii, one atomic particle at a time, with my mind

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    and then you'll send them back?

    that seems silly

    Javen on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    then I will play them and get very bored with them very fast and then send them back

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    javen did you fuck the pizza

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    and then you'll send them back?

    that seems silly
    you'll never see them again
    (just like my dvds) :P

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    javen did you fuck the pizza

    with toppings like that it was practically begging for it

    Javen on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    and then you'll send them back?

    that seems silly
    you'll never see them again
    (just like my dvds) :P

    you have your own task, old man

    Javen on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    and then you'll send them back?

    that seems silly
    you'll never see them again
    (just like my dvds) :P

    you have your own task, old man
    WaM needs to remind me what that tea is called, then I can find the website of the company that makes it
    oh wait, Burrough's Blend

    brb

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    hmmm..guess that's wrong because that's not working

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    javen did you fuck the pizza

    with toppings like that it was practically begging for it

    damn pepperoni you fine

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    the following fortune cookie note is taped below my name outside my cube:

    :) You will be singled out for promotion. :)


    I have yet to be promoted.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The strangest fortune cookie I ever got said:

    "When the time comes, choose the top one."

    But how will I know when the time comes? Did I miss it already? Should I make some kind of lewd joke about time coming?

    Quoth on
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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    The strangest fortune cookie I ever got said:

    "When the time comes, choose the top one."

    But how will I know when the time comes? Did I miss it already? Should I make some kind of lewd joke about time coming?

    That is pretty ominous

    Fortunes like that are the best fortunes though. I hate the ones that are all like "you are a kind and generous person" because that isn't a fortune, you're telling me something I already know you stupid cookie

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    You'll know. You'll just know.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    The strangest fortune cookie I ever got said:

    "When the time comes, choose the top one."

    But how will I know when the time comes? Did I miss it already? Should I make some kind of lewd joke about time coming?

    That is pretty ominous

    Fortunes like that are the best fortunes though. I hate the ones that are all like "you are a kind and generous person" because that isn't a fortune, you're telling me something I already know you stupid cookie

    Seriously, a compliment is not a fortune. I fucking hate that, as much as one can hate a novelty fortune place inside a bland pastry

    Javen on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    You'll know. You'll just know.

    This does not bode well for me. I hope I am not supposed to be the savior of mankind or something because D:

    Quoth on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Ok Javen, it's Burrough's Brew and it's sold by Serendipitea

    pricey stuff though, $5.50 for .75 oz

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    You'll know. You'll just know.

    This does not bode well for me. I hope I am not supposed to be the savior of mankind or something because D:

    When the time arrives, you will hear Alec Guinness in the back of your head


    "Quoth, choose the top one."

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    thank you for the imdb link to alec guinness

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The worst fortune cookie I ever got said something along these lines:

    "If ever you feel inadequate, at least you are not the size of a mosquito."

    ...wow.

    I also hate those ones that say something like "You will receive a fortune...COOKIE!" Thank you fortune cookie for your astute observation.

    rhylith on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    oh that alec guiness I didn't know who you were talking about

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    rhylith wrote: »
    The worst fortune cookie I ever got said something along these lines:

    "If ever you feel inadequate, at least you are not the size of a mosquito."

    ...wow.

    I also hate those ones that say something like "You will receive a fortune...COOKIE!" Thank you fortune cookie for your astute observation.

    I think they meant insignificant instead of inadequate

    Unless they meant to comfort you on the size of your penis

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    You'll know. You'll just know.

    This does not bode well for me. I hope I am not supposed to be the savior of mankind or something because D:

    When the time arrives, you will hear Alec Guinness in the back of your head


    "Quoth, choose the top one."

    Thank goodness, because there was no way I was going to make that shot otherwise.

    Quoth on
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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    The worst fortune cookie I ever got said something along these lines:

    "If ever you feel inadequate, at least you are not the size of a mosquito."

    ...wow.

    I also hate those ones that say something like "You will receive a fortune...COOKIE!" Thank you fortune cookie for your astute observation.

    I think they meant insignificant instead of inadequate

    Unless they meant to comfort you on the size of your penis

    Yeah I figured that, but I still got a good laugh out of the fact that they would use a fortune like that one.

    rhylith on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    I am glad to be of service to all of you

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I used to have an awesomely bizarre fortune, but I lost my old wallet and don't remember what it was. Now all I have is some cash and a napkin on which is written "Notable American Women by Ben Marcus, The New York Trilogy by Paul Auster," a notation of the meter for Sapphic stanza, and a Baltimore address.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I wonder if I should open up my brother's fortune cookie? I don't think he opened it last night. Would that be wrong of me to see his fortune?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    GoldenSeducer wrote: »
    I wonder if I should open up my brother's fortune cookie? I don't think he opened it last night. Would that be wrong of me to see his fortune?

    What if it says "your brother will die"?

    Will you die?
    Will he die?

    Will everyone die?

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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Maybe the little brother will die. o_o;;

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    At the crucial moment you must shoot the one on the left
    Or all of humanity will fail

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  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    "We're out of the 'Happiness with a new love' fortune."

    "Eh, open the 'Stick wit' your wife' barrel."

    Halfmex on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    GoldenSeducer wrote: »
    Maybe the little brother will die. o_o;;

    o_o;;

    o_o;;

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    GoldenSeducer wrote: »
    I wonder if I should open up my brother's fortune cookie? I don't think he opened it last night. Would that be wrong of me to see his fortune?

    Why would that be a bad thing, they were made in California in the early 1900s. There is nothing mystical or whatever about them.

    In other news, I was in Chicago a few months ago and bought a gigantic bag of them for about $4. I had so many fortunes scattered all over my desk for weeks after that.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    WHY IS UGLYTITS STILL HERE?

    <3 on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    it is a mystery

    does anyone have that image (it was a small image of a ghost shrugging and in a speech bubblething it said "it is a mystery")

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