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The happiness thread

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    It's really hard not to see costs soaring for a wedding, though. It's not just what you want; family and friends tend to put quite a bit of pressure on you. Friends expect to be in the wedding party, siblings expect to have something to do, people expect to see nice flower arrangements and a big cake.

    Anyway, happy thoughts. Like cats. Cats are nearly always happy. I groomed my friend's cat tonight (again).

    Well then they'll all get nice postcards from somewhere they're not, and I'll throw a great housewarming party.

    Trillian on

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'm happy because at least I'm not terminally ill.

    You hope.

    Silmaril on
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    im happy because all of you guys are happy!
    im not happy

    tsplitter on
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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'm happy because at least I'm not terminally ill.

    You'll still die some day, ill or not.

    Cheers!

    Marathon on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    True, but I'm trying to go for the whole 'things could be worse.'

    Sara Lynn on
  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    *snip*
    UGHHHHH

    Sorry, I just hate breach of etiquette. Nothing like weddings for bringing out the rudeness! It's impolite and improper to put any registration info, mention of monetary gifts or any kind of gift on the invitation. And yes, this is for the US, too. I've been reading up on my wedding etiquette on a US site.

    Also, showers are a horrid idea. The people that showers are good for are for young, poor people who do not have the support of their family. And really you should only have one shower, and it should not be hosted by a family member. Fortunately there is no shower - wedding or baby - tradition in the UK.

    We didn't actually put any of that info on the card. It is sort of nice for people to get the info if you are registered somewhere though. Just slip a little something in there saying we're registered here, here and here because honestly it's extra hassle to figure out where people are registered anyways.

    As far as showers,
    Well.. the first shower was put on by the bridesmaids at her grandmas place. It is basically just a get together and give bonus presents so I don't really get the point of it.
    The second shower was a martini party at her moms house where it was mostly the girls buying her sexy underwear and such.
    My work wanted to do something for me so we got free lunch then people gave me way too much stuff.

    Weretaco on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I can see that becoming an issue when I get married/ever have a child.

    "No really guys stop spending money on me ugh just bring me cookies or something ok."

    Seriously when people spend money on me it makes me uncomfortable.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah, registering is fine, and what you did is totally cool - people will ask, and you can give registration info to them then :)

    Janson on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    know what?

    fuck Miss Manners

    I got left with the fucking bill for this wedding, it's a goddamn fundraiser, pure and simple. Without these funds, I can't afford to move or start school. Damn right I'm putting that shit on the invitation. I ain't saying "don't come to my wedding if you can't get me something tangible" or anything by any stretch of the imagination, but this is my one chance to cash in and I can't start the next four years of my life without it.

    So.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Welp, that's where catering to your budget comes in.

    If food is going to cost too much, have an afternoon wedding with drinks and cake instead. Or cut down on the guest list. Go for flowers that are in season. Print your own invitations, that kinda thing.

    Yeah, it's hard. I'm working with practically...zilch for my wedding, so a lot of things have been cut off the list (not that I really care, mind you). No wedding party, professionally made cake, flowers, DJ, that kinda thing. Food and drink is probably most important so I'm concentrating on what to do for that. And we can't really afford to hire a place, so I'm thinking of excluding everyone but immediate family and close friends to keep the guest-list down.

    Eloping really is the best answer, but sometimes friends and family insist on celebrating too.

    Janson on
  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    We kept ours to local close family only so basically nothign farther than Aunts/Cousins

    Then only close friends we wanted there

    And still ended up with 155 people :)

    $30 a head for catering adds up real quick. Photography is pricey as shit ($2500 including the fancy album). Flowers are relatively inexpensive compared to what some people spend. Ours worked out to about $900 and we did it through this local company called "just beginnings" that helps out women who are coming from abusive relationships, are single moms, or returning back from prison get a fresh start.

    We decided to forgo the normal wedding cake and get a "fake cake" because the catering includes quite the selection of dessert choices. It still costs us $180 for the fake one though (the top layer is real so you can have the photo moment + some to keep for afterwords or whatever you're supposed to do)

    Our invites were hand made, but even that can end up adding up in cost.

    All the paper that needs to be bought, little flowers to attach, printing costs for stuff, postage for them. Then you start looking at thank you cards for the 2 showers + the wedding.

    50 cents a stamp, probably mailing over 250 envelopes between invites/thank yous is another $125 out of nowhere.

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Janson, you can do what you want for your wedding, but if you start trying to get other people to compromise on what will make them happiest on what should be one of the most joyous days of their life based on your own prejudices, we're going to have to have words.

    Fishman on
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    :^: on thank you cards

    Fishman - I was really just reacting to bad advice being given...yeah, ultimately it doesn't matter one jot what other people do and it doesn't affect me personally, but it kinda bugs me when people think that something is the 'right' thing to do when really it's not...

    Janson on
  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    :^: on thank you cards

    Fishman - I was really just reacting to bad advice being given...yeah, ultimately it doesn't matter one jot what other people do and it doesn't affect me personally, but it kinda bugs me when people think that something is the 'right' thing to do when really it's not...

    you're the bride that day Janson... whatever you want to do is the right thing for 1 day

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    No, fuck the 'it's the bride's day'.

    First off, it's really the bride's and groom's day.

    Secondly, I'm all for unique weddings and people doing what they want, so long as it's not at the expense of others. I mean that emotionally and financially. Weddings are really tricky; there are so many things that can go wrong and destroy family relationships and friendships. Financial help from the parents is common and there's nothing wrong with that, just as there's nothing wrong with accepting presents or monetary contributions, etc., but I feel that they should be offered and not asked for or expected.

    Janson on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Well it's a good thing you're not all marrying each other

    Meissnerd on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    yeah we're doing a shoe-string budget, for the most part

    no photographer, we got the place reserved for $50, catering is free/potluck, we're doing our own decorating, rings are already paid for, dress is paid for, my tux is free, we're making a DVD full of music to play instead of hiring a DJ, and the invitations were designed by me and printed at no charge as a gift from my old boss.

    the cake is spendy as fuck, but that was agreed on before her stupid fucking father admitted he wasn't going to be able to pay for all this shit (fun fact: he still hasn't admitted it, he's just making me pay for everything and is all "I'll pay you back" even though he can't fucking afford to pay his goddamn phone bill and they're threatening to take his house because he's a fucking MORON)

    regardless, I'm being left with a bill that is more than I can afford, and we're entering an extremely difficult financial situation. I have no problem admitting that and asking for help. If anyone has an issue with it, then tough shit, but it ain't like I'm saying "HEY FUCKFACE I NEED CASH DOLLAZ" on the invites. It has a nice little line that just reads "Registration information available at (our website)", and there we have links to our Macys and Target registration and a letter saying "Hey, we need help, here's why, thanks."

    Rankenphile on
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  • RedZeroRedZero Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I just found out last week that I'm actually getting paid for this internship I got.

    So instead of sitting here posting for free, I'm now getting money for it.

    RedZero on
  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm glad that was all sorted out.

    Back to the happiness?

    *hugs*

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I just think it's sad that you see quite a few haggard-looking grooms (heck, we get quite a few H/A threads from them) who are footing the bills for what their bride wants and the poor groom isn't getting a say.

    Anyway...I should be off to bed. Weddings make me damn unhappy. I really, really wish that I could go to bed, wake up and find it is six months in the future and that I have amnesia and am already married/moved to the US and have just forgotten the moving/wedding planning/wedding. My mother keeps asking me if I've looked at dresses yet and ugh ugh ugh no I don't want to.

    Janson on
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Eloping really is the best answer, but sometimes friends and family insist on celebrating too.

    Elope, then let your friends and family throw a party for you...

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    On the subject of death.

    Personally when I die I just want to be burned, stuck in a cardboard box and tossed back into nature.

    No wakes, no funeral, just a couple of cases of 24 and a campfire if you're really interested in talking about how I've lived and how much you miss me.

    I refuse to cost people more then the bare minimum in order to get rid of my corpse after I die.

    Meiz on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Eloping really is the best answer, but sometimes friends and family insist on celebrating too.

    Elope, then let your friends and family throw a party for you...
    No see the whole point of eloping is to avoid the celebrating.

    Janson on
  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am listening to 'thirteen' and it makes me happy

    coldbird. on
  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I got exactly what I wanted for my wedding. A big party, a sunny afternoon, good food, excellent tunes and Pavlova for dessert.

    I even got to skive off out the back and play skipping stones on the lagoon with my (new) niece.

    I'm a simple fellow.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    someone marry me i wanna give this a try

    Kovak on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I will never get what I want for my wedding, so I'm leaving as much of the organisation as possible to other people. :o

    It makes me really happy that a good online friend's visa petition was approved today. Other people's happy stories get me all choked up; these are people whose stories I've been following for months and it's so heartening to hear.

    Janson on
  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    kovak if you turn into a mildly attractive female i will marry you

    but

    right now you're only a red-headed stallion with impeccable glasses

    coldbird. on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    A girl I work with went to a wedding a while ago and brought us back her party favor

    it was a beer cooler screen printed with a groom dragging his bride away by the hair and it said "I got pissed at Dave and Julie's wedding"

    #pipe on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I met this gorgeous girl who's super funny, has the best eyes I've ever seen, and she's available and <3


    Also, school's almost out

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    some dude, upset that he could not use the restroom at our store, went to the stockroom and pissed on some boxes. The closest public restroom was probably 40 steps away.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Also, I have spaghettios

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm finally back on track with my schooling after about four months of being ignored by the local technical college.

    Also, I just finished baking a batch of warm fudge brownies.

    Jacques L'Homme on
  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It is 30 cent hot wing night tonight woooooo

    Vorus on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm finally back on track with my schooling after about four months of being ignored by the local technical college.

    Also, I just finished baking a batch of warm fudge brownies.

    JACQUES L'HOMME

    Dadouw on
  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my lesbian supervisor is quitting her job and living off her suga momma

    coldbird. on
  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Vorus on
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  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I'm finally back on track with my schooling after about four months of being ignored by the local technical college.

    Also, I just finished baking a batch of warm fudge brownies.

    JACQUES L'HOMME
    Uh, oui. C'est moi.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i'm about to send off my 100 page story to get bound for marking and it's the end of my masters and aaaaahhh i'm flipping out a little bit

    bsjezz on
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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what's the story aboot

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