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A similar situation occurred during my junior year of college.
You know how every school seems to have that druggie kid that everyone loves because everyone else loves him? The kid who is such an absolute loser but the environment in which he lives has built such a massively fake cult of personality around him that he himself believes he is the king shit?
Well, druggie kid is the one throwing all the underage drinking parties for the school. Real wild times that he always gets away with.
His last party goes down as such.
1) Massive sweet kegger brah!
2) Parents come home early from vacation. Promptly call the police and disperse the party. They, for some reason, leave.
3) Kid hangs himself.
Again, the whispers prevail through out school, and 2 days after the party people start wearing "In memory of" shirts. Think "9/11 NEVAR FORGET" but with this kids name instead.
This time I launch into a tirade about how "People should have seen his self destruction coming but were too busy riding off his cult of personality to care." How "he was an absolute waste of space and none of you will care when the school year is over, but care now because it's what people are talking about."
Yeah I almost got the shit beaten out of me for that one.
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I remember in freshman year Family Guy was The Shit, so it got a lot of quote time. One day, while waiting for homeroom, I decide to quote a scene where the Scottish are inventing golf. In my best Scottish accent I say, "Alright, so no blacks and no Jews." I turn around and our black English teacher is there. He just shakes his head and says, "I'm not even going to ask."
When I thought about it years later, he was a pretty young and hip guy and probably knew where it was from.
My English teacher was constantly harassed by most of the students in my class, myself included. I always thought it was all in good humour and on some level he didn't mind too much but since I've left school I've discovered he now seeks alot of psychiatric help because of it. Whoops.
Oh yeah. In year 8, we locked our music teacher in the music room, basically by shutting the door on him and leaning against it... he wasn't the strongest physical specimen and therefore was unable to open it. We opened the door half an hour later because another teacher came up asking why we weren't in class... turns out the dude had been in the music room crying, but we couldn't hear his pitiful wailing because the doors were soundproof. ooooops.
I remember in freshman year Family Guy was The Shit, so it got a lot of quote time. One day, while waiting for homeroom, I decide to quote a scene where the Scottish are inventing golf. In my best Scottish accent I say, "Alright, so no blacks and no Jews." I turn around and our black English teacher is there. He just shakes his head and says, "I'm not even going to ask."
When I thought about it years later, he was a pretty young and hip guy and probably knew where it was from.
how old are you
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I remember in freshman year Family Guy was The Shit, so it got a lot of quote time. One day, while waiting for homeroom, I decide to quote a scene where the Scottish are inventing golf. In my best Scottish accent I say, "Alright, so no blacks and no Jews." I turn around and our black English teacher is there. He just shakes his head and says, "I'm not even going to ask."
When I thought about it years later, he was a pretty young and hip guy and probably knew where it was from.
My English teacher was constantly harassed by most of the students in my class, myself included. I always thought it was all in good humour and on some level he didn't mind too much but since I've left school I've discovered he now seeks alot of psychiatric help because of it. Whoops.
Oh yeah. In year 8, we locked our music teacher in the music room, basically by shutting the door on him and leaning against it... he wasn't the strongest physical specimen and therefore was unable to open it. We opened the door half an hour later because another teacher came up asking why we weren't in class... turns out the dude had been in the music room crying, but we couldn't hear his pitiful wailing because the doors were soundproof. ooooops.
A similar situation occurred during my junior year of college.
You know how every school seems to have that druggie kid that everyone loves because everyone else loves him? The kid who is such an absolute loser but the environment in which he lives has built such a massively fake cult of personality around him that he himself believes he is the king shit?
Well, druggie kid is the one throwing all the underage drinking parties for the school. Real wild times that he always gets away with.
His last party goes down as such.
1) Massive sweet kegger brah!
2) Parents come home early from vacation. Promptly call the police and disperse the party. They, for some reason, leave.
3) Kid hangs himself.
Again, the whispers prevail through out school, and 2 days after the party people start wearing "In memory of" shirts. Think "9/11 NEVAR FORGET" but with this kids name instead.
This time I launch into a tirade about how "People should have seen his self destruction coming but were too busy riding off his cult of personality to care." How "he was an absolute waste of space and none of you will care when the school year is over, but care now because it's what people are talking about."
Yeah I almost got the shit beaten out of me for that one.
Pretty much every year some kid at my HS died in a car crash of their own doing. At time I didn't really care because they weren't in my grade and I never knew them. But now that I think about it all the people abloo bloo-ing over, these people should have received Darwin awards. What did they think would happen when they attempted to take a curve at 90mph on a narrow two lane road? Don't toy with death dumbass. And thanks for endangering innocent people on the way to your own demise fuckwit.
Oh yeah, guy was a saint. Right up until he commited vehicular manslaughter.
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A long time ago, on a forum far far away, there was a dude named Nick. He was a complete douchfaggot who everyone hated; he was the kind of guy who thought that girls who get raped shouldn't have worn those tight clothes. Whenever someone tried to call him on his being a colossal fuckstick, he'd blame it on his Asperger's.
Anyway, there was a thread where someone brought up this story of an autistic girl being driven to distraction by an e-stalker, and someone was like, "sounds like something nick would do olol". A few days later, he showed up in the topic and was like, "hey, that's a complete misrepresentation of blah blah blah" – he was actually the guy who was estalking this girl. This was enough for me, and I proceeded to mercilessly harassed him pretty much anytime I saw him post. I made an image macro out of a picture of himself he'd posted and pretty much chased him off the forums with it.
That's about the meanest thing I can think of that I've done.
In middle school two of my friends got into an argument, which turned into a fight, which turned into a feud.
I tried to remain friends with both, but eventually decided that, nah, one of them was definitely better. One of the kids had always slightly irritated me with his inflated sense of self and his constant one-upmanship.
So basically all of our eighth grade year we tormented a kid who was once my friend. He was "dating" this girl who was ugly, so we started calling him gay, told him how much he liked dudes, turned our yearbooks into soapboxes by vandalizing every picture he had in it.
It was a small private school, too, so there were only like 60 kids in our eighth grade class.
We made his life a living hell. After our class trip he apparently cried the whole trip home because of all the shit we gave him.
Years later, after moving away, I got struck by a fit of regret, and I almost called him up to apologize.
When I told my friend about this, the one I chose over the other kid, he told me stories about how, in highschool, the kid became a huge pretentious douchebag.
Oh, and at the very least he went bisexual as he was known to have made out with dudes.
He deserved it Tossrock and you know it.
Also, I'm a swell guy now, I don't hurt people or their feelings, I'm everyone's emotional go to, I solve problems, I mediate arguments, I reunite people who are torn apart. I'm awesome.
t penguin: i guess i remember family guy also being big during my freshman year but it must have been in seventh grade
It was pretty much seventh grade through. . . the present with most people I know. I didn't really turn against the show until a year or two back when that South Park episode came out.
Is this thread still about being an asshole?
Like peeing on the roll of toilet paper?
Asking for your money back from a girl you are seeing?
Flipping off your girlfreind telling what she should do with herself with a demo?
Beating a man to death with a shovel because your rifle jammed?
in highschool, a friend of mine and my neighbor got into an argument
i pretty much escalated the entire thing until they were ready to kill each other by running between doing the "well he said" thing with a good bit of embellishment
why would i do all this? because i figured they would end of fighting at my house, so i invited all my cool friends of to watch to increase my popularity
i even cooked hotdogs and stuff for everybody while we watched
Oh, and at the very least he went bisexual as he was known to have made out with dudes.
you would know, slut
Man I at least had an inkling of what I was at that age.
Him, on the other hand, was rocking the denial hardcore.
Seriously his "girlfriend" was, well, a rather unattractive nerd girl. They spent all their time talking. He was convinced he had found his soulmate.
She moved away because her dad worked for the UN or something. I can't remember.
Apparently later in highschool he found a girl who looked a lot like her, so he dated her, and basically spent every moment they were out talking about this other girl he had been with in junior high.
t penguin: i guess i remember family guy also being big during my freshman year but it must have been in seventh grade
It was pretty much seventh grade through. . . the present with most people I know. I didn't really turn against the show until a year or two back when that South Park episode came out.
yeah i mean i watched the south part episode
then i was like
wait
they are so right
and now when i see family guy because im too lazy to change the channel its just catering to the lowest possible common denominator
also they are like months late with the internet fads
Oh, and at the very least he went bisexual as he was known to have made out with dudes.
you would know, slut
Man I at least had an inkling of what I was at that age.
Him, on the other hand, was rocking the denial hardcore.
Seriously his "girlfriend" was, well, a rather unattractive nerd girl. They spent all their time talking. He was convinced he had found his soulmate.
She moved away because her dad worked for the UN or something. I can't remember.
Apparently later in highschool he found a girl who looked a lot like her, so he dated her, and basically spent every moment they were out talking about this other girl he had been with in junior high.
Is this thread still about being an asshole?
Like peeing on the roll of toilet paper?
Asking for your money back from a girl you are seeing? Flipping off your girlfreind telling what she should do with herself with a demo?
Beating a man to death with a shovel because your rifle jammed?
I've was afraid of dogs from the ages of 4 to 15 because I was chased part of the of the way home from school by a huge German Shepherd (perspective: I am a shrimpy 3rd-worlder).
Anyway, in 5th grade, I was playing soccer with my friends when a neighbor's tiny dog starts running toward us, barking furiously. The distant memory of that raging Nazi Shepherd comes torpedoing into my brain and I high tail back inside. My friends made fun of me for month.
The next time I saw that dog, something primal snapped and as it ran towards me, I waited an when it got close enough, I grabbed and punted that motherfucker farther than I have ever kicked any ball. Neighbor never found out who did it.
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That's why you're not supposed to use it on open wounds like blisters you idiot. It's only for retarded shit like scrapes and paper cuts.
You should totally post in H/A asking about the appropriate times to use liquid bandaid though. It would be awesome.
You know how every school seems to have that druggie kid that everyone loves because everyone else loves him? The kid who is such an absolute loser but the environment in which he lives has built such a massively fake cult of personality around him that he himself believes he is the king shit?
Well, druggie kid is the one throwing all the underage drinking parties for the school. Real wild times that he always gets away with.
His last party goes down as such.
1) Massive sweet kegger brah!
2) Parents come home early from vacation. Promptly call the police and disperse the party. They, for some reason, leave.
3) Kid hangs himself.
Again, the whispers prevail through out school, and 2 days after the party people start wearing "In memory of" shirts. Think "9/11 NEVAR FORGET" but with this kids name instead.
This time I launch into a tirade about how "People should have seen his self destruction coming but were too busy riding off his cult of personality to care." How "he was an absolute waste of space and none of you will care when the school year is over, but care now because it's what people are talking about."
Yeah I almost got the shit beaten out of me for that one.
I DIDNT READ THE INSTRUCTIONS DAMN YOU
I DIDNTTTT
REEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD
I'm 5 inches taller than him and probably have 50 pounds on him.
But he's army trained.
I'm not.
it didnt matter if your name was on it, Ken was gonna eat that shit
so a couple of us got tired of it
we ordered a cheap 5 dollar pizza, lifted the cheese off of it, poured exlax on it, and put the cheese back
then we just left it in the fridge late at night when this guy would usually go scavaging for food
dude didnt make his on-air slot because he was in the bathroom and then missed like 2 days of work
give me a fucking sandwich and some vicodin you whores
I'm a bastard?
I even occassionally feel guilty about it.
When I thought about it years later, he was a pretty young and hip guy and probably knew where it was from.
hahaha
he's going to kill you both
Oh yeah. In year 8, we locked our music teacher in the music room, basically by shutting the door on him and leaning against it... he wasn't the strongest physical specimen and therefore was unable to open it. We opened the door half an hour later because another teacher came up asking why we weren't in class... turns out the dude had been in the music room crying, but we couldn't hear his pitiful wailing because the doors were soundproof. ooooops.
He quit pretty soon after.
how old are you
Not oil, Anjin, brake fluid. Seals things up nicely. Stings like a bitch, though. But real men don't mind. Which is why I always yell a bit.
Twenty-one.
Oh fuck this has me laughing.
Pretty much every year some kid at my HS died in a car crash of their own doing. At time I didn't really care because they weren't in my grade and I never knew them. But now that I think about it all the people abloo bloo-ing over, these people should have received Darwin awards. What did they think would happen when they attempted to take a curve at 90mph on a narrow two lane road? Don't toy with death dumbass. And thanks for endangering innocent people on the way to your own demise fuckwit.
Oh yeah, guy was a saint. Right up until he commited vehicular manslaughter.
Anyway, there was a thread where someone brought up this story of an autistic girl being driven to distraction by an e-stalker, and someone was like, "sounds like something nick would do olol". A few days later, he showed up in the topic and was like, "hey, that's a complete misrepresentation of blah blah blah" – he was actually the guy who was estalking this girl. This was enough for me, and I proceeded to mercilessly harassed him pretty much anytime I saw him post. I made an image macro out of a picture of himself he'd posted and pretty much chased him off the forums with it.
That's about the meanest thing I can think of that I've done.
I tried to remain friends with both, but eventually decided that, nah, one of them was definitely better. One of the kids had always slightly irritated me with his inflated sense of self and his constant one-upmanship.
So basically all of our eighth grade year we tormented a kid who was once my friend. He was "dating" this girl who was ugly, so we started calling him gay, told him how much he liked dudes, turned our yearbooks into soapboxes by vandalizing every picture he had in it.
It was a small private school, too, so there were only like 60 kids in our eighth grade class.
We made his life a living hell. After our class trip he apparently cried the whole trip home because of all the shit we gave him.
Years later, after moving away, I got struck by a fit of regret, and I almost called him up to apologize.
When I told my friend about this, the one I chose over the other kid, he told me stories about how, in highschool, the kid became a huge pretentious douchebag.
Oh, and at the very least he went bisexual as he was known to have made out with dudes.
Also, I'm a swell guy now, I don't hurt people or their feelings, I'm everyone's emotional go to, I solve problems, I mediate arguments, I reunite people who are torn apart. I'm awesome.
you would know, slut
where the fuck is my god damned vicodin sandwich you bleeding vaginal sore
Like peeing on the roll of toilet paper?
Asking for your money back from a girl you are seeing?
Flipping off your girlfreind telling what she should do with herself with a demo?
Beating a man to death with a shovel because your rifle jammed?
i pretty much escalated the entire thing until they were ready to kill each other by running between doing the "well he said" thing with a good bit of embellishment
why would i do all this? because i figured they would end of fighting at my house, so i invited all my cool friends of to watch to increase my popularity
i even cooked hotdogs and stuff for everybody while we watched
Man I at least had an inkling of what I was at that age.
Him, on the other hand, was rocking the denial hardcore.
Seriously his "girlfriend" was, well, a rather unattractive nerd girl. They spent all their time talking. He was convinced he had found his soulmate.
She moved away because her dad worked for the UN or something. I can't remember.
Apparently later in highschool he found a girl who looked a lot like her, so he dated her, and basically spent every moment they were out talking about this other girl he had been with in junior high.
yeah i mean i watched the south part episode
then i was like
wait
they are so right
and now when i see family guy because im too lazy to change the channel its just catering to the lowest possible common denominator
also they are like months late with the internet fads
i just wanted to make out i didnt ask for a story
i don't get it
Anyway, in 5th grade, I was playing soccer with my friends when a neighbor's tiny dog starts running toward us, barking furiously. The distant memory of that raging Nazi Shepherd comes torpedoing into my brain and I high tail back inside. My friends made fun of me for month.
The next time I saw that dog, something primal snapped and as it ran towards me, I waited an when it got close enough, I grabbed and punted that motherfucker farther than I have ever kicked any ball. Neighbor never found out who did it.