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Guys I am going to become a merman now, okay.

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Are you swimming in your apartment yet, DP?

    Has God washed away all your sins?

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Are you swimming in your apartment yet, DP?

    Has God washed away all your sins?

    It's going to take more than this to cleanse my wretched soul.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I almost got barred from the uni bar on my birthday for hijacking the djs PA system and singing the I'm a shark song at the top of my voice.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    I almost got barred from the uni bar on my birthday for hijacking the djs PA system and singing the I'm a shark song at the top of my voice.

    You're my new favorite. I was singing that under my breathe while I was at the customer service desk at work tonight.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited June 2008
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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    NADS NOBODY LIKED DOG RAPPING >:(

    Fuck 'em.

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Are you swimming in your apartment yet, DP?

    Has God washed away all your sins?

    It's going to take more than this to cleanse my wretched soul.

    Has the water advanced any further?

    Are conditions improving?

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nerindil wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXPzMXN3hAg

    Great Big Sea fuck yeah!


    Also, ABC News thinks we should be worried.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Locusts, my ass. Been reading the bible, have we, ABC? What next? Toads? Egyptians? MOSES!?

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Egypt doesn't exist.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    There are no fingerprints deep under water, nothing to tie one to a crime.

    And if you seek vengeance, all you need are instruments of pain.

    But beware! For when you quench your blood thirst, others will seek their vengeance on you, and they won't rest until you're dead.

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So, DarkPrimus, are you still alive over there? Or still have internet, I guess. I hope you don't end up sucking a shark's dick or something. I mean, that'd be pretty gross.

    For reals though I really hope you're ok, man.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Why does everyone think I'm dead every six hours.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    We want your stuff.

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    edited June 2008
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    We want your stuff.

    If I die in a flood my stuff is going to be water-logged, genius.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dibs on your scuba gear.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    We want your stuff.

    If I die in a flood my stuff is going to be water-logged, genius.

    I'm hoping for a selective flood. The kind that sneaks into your house and drowns you in your sleep while the rest of your stuff is undamaged.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    We want to autopsy (lol auto) the body and find out who the baby's daddy is.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Well if one of you guys wants my penis I suppose you can have it.

    Women have told me that "it's huge" and "I was afraid it would be too big".

    Keep in mind these were Asian women.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    There are no Asians in Iowa. Don't make shit up.

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Well if one of you guys wants my penis I suppose you can have it.

    Women have told me that "it's huge" and "I was afraid it would be too big".

    Keep in mind these were Asian women.

    So your dick is at least larger than a vienna sausage. Impressive.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    There are no Asians in Iowa. Don't make shit up.

    She doesn't live in Iowa.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Well if one of you guys wants my penis I suppose you can have it.

    Women have told me that "it's huge" and "I was afraid it would be too big".

    Keep in mind these were Asian women.

    So your dick is at least larger than a vienna sausage. Impressive.

    I was thinking more along the lines of a cocktail wiener.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Unnamed sources have described it as "Dainty, delicate and pink, like a little baby bird" and "Is it in yet?"

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    There are no Asians in Iowa. Don't make shit up.

    She doesn't live in Iowa.

    Were you the one in H/A asking about mail order brides a while back?

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    N-no?

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    There are no Asians in Iowa. Don't make shit up.

    She doesn't live in Iowa.

    Were you the one in H/A asking about mail order brides a while back?

    He totally was.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    There are no fingerprints deep under water, nothing to tie one to a crime.

    And if you seek vengeance, all you need are instruments of pain.

    But beware! For when you quench your blood thirst, others will seek their vengeance on you, and they won't rest until you're dead.

    I CAME IN HERE TO TYPE THIS OUT but you won

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    A little flooding is no reason to convert to Mormonism.

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Gafoto wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    There are no Asians in Iowa. Don't make shit up.

    She doesn't live in Iowa.

    Were you the one in H/A asking about mail order brides a while back?

    He totally was.

    What a tool!

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Gafoto wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    There are no Asians in Iowa. Don't make shit up.

    She doesn't live in Iowa.

    Were you the one in H/A asking about mail order brides a while back?

    He totally was.

    neville I made you a transforming sandwich, and this is how you repay me? With lies and slander?!

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hope you didn't get your feet wet or something. I guess

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So hey, I heard DP's looking for a mail-order bride, is this true y/n

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    So hey, I heard DP's looking for a mail-order bride, is this true y/n

    NO.


    My girlfriend wouldn't be very happy if I did that.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Gafoto wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    There are no Asians in Iowa. Don't make shit up.

    She doesn't live in Iowa.

    Were you the one in H/A asking about mail order brides a while back?

    He totally was.

    neville I made you a transforming sandwich, and this is how you repay me? With lies and slander?!

    I am trying to keep you to myself.
    Do not blame me, my ways are terrible and mysterious, but I mean well... for myself.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm in Iowa and I'm asian.

    Though I'm gonna have to get the fuck out of here because my apartment building is about to be condemned

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Guys I heard DP's girlfriend is actually a mail-order bride confirm/deny

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    If she was at least she'd be living with me.




    P.S. Sheri you're terrible. :(

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