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Guys I am going to become a merman now, okay.

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    hey neville

    i had a thing in my butt last week

    it was alright

    i don't know if i'd base my identity around it though

    You should, I mean that's what I do, right

    i was only teasing.

    hi5

    what's new, duder?

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    EclipsedPlanetEclipsedPlanet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It was hard finding a picture of Craig Ferguson as Aquaman.

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    DoshinoDoshino Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    What the fuck has been going on in the weather lately?

    31 earthquakes in nevada the other day.

    A half mile wide tornado

    It was cold as fuck in california a couple weeks ago

    and now this flood.

    Am I the only one who thinks this is odd?

    I'm kinda waiting for the hurricane season to kick up. I'm pretty sure everyone in florida is fucked if all this shit is any indication.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    zoolander.jpg

    i'm glad someone else thought of zoolander

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    hey neville

    i had a thing in my butt last week

    it was alright

    i don't know if i'd base my identity around it though

    You should, I mean that's what I do, right

    i was only teasing.

    hi5

    what's new, duder?

    not a lot

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    Anyone make a Water World joke yet?

    water world was a joke

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    So how boned are you? Slightly to seriously? I mean, how much water do you have near you at the moment?

    Luckily, I am quite far away from the water. If the water gets to me than that means that dozens of miles of city are underwater.

    But the city is literally cut in two right now with all the roads flooded over and so many businesses and such are going to be lost causes. I wasn't exaggerating when I said that this was making the Flood of '93 look pathetic. The entire city is under order to not use the city's water supply except for drinking, and a couple power stations might get shut down because of flooding.

    fuzzball, it's too late for sandbagging here. Those buildings in the OP are the city hall and the sheriff's office. The public library's first floor is completely flooded and I wouldn't be surprised if right now the folks at the Art Museum are getting all the shit up as high as they can.

    Yeah, you're way past anything I've ever seen.

    I just think it's weird that on one side of the river they're mobilizing the entire public work force, and on the other people's yards are slightly damp. We're straight across from each other, it's wacky. I'm going to blame the casinos. I have no justification, I just am. The local levels are expected to peak Monday at nowhere near anything we need to be concerned about. Most of Iowa's fucked, though.

    It's thundering right now, and there was some kind of storm watch. My stepmom and siblings are new to the area. It was funny watching them actually, ya know, care. This could easily be a weekly thing for a while.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    So how do mermen have sex?

    they release a cloud of genetic material onto a female's clutch of eggs

    retractable penises

    So I read through this thread, up until Primus's post.

    Then I went back into the thread list and saw a new post in this thread.

    It said it was by Koshian.

    I went "Oh!" and clicked on it, so I could read and enjoy it

    And I started scrolling down.

    Over time, the scrolling got slower, and slower, and slower, and finally I just stopped and looked off into the distance to reflect on what I have become.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    So how boned are you? Slightly to seriously? I mean, how much water do you have near you at the moment?

    Luckily, I am quite far away from the water. If the water gets to me than that means that dozens of miles of city are underwater.

    But the city is literally cut in two right now with all the roads flooded over and so many businesses and such are going to be lost causes. I wasn't exaggerating when I said that this was making the Flood of '93 look pathetic. The entire city is under order to not use the city's water supply except for drinking, and a couple power stations might get shut down because of flooding.

    fuzzball, it's too late for sandbagging here. Those buildings in the OP are the city hall and the sheriff's office. The public library's first floor is completely flooded and I wouldn't be surprised if right now the folks at the Art Museum are getting all the shit up as high as they can.

    I'm not gonna lie. The thought of all those books in peril hit me harder than any other part of your story.

    That probably makes me a bad person, but I like to think it bodes well for my career as a librarian.

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    AlastarAlastar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It seems like half of Wisconsin is under a flood warning because of this weather. And because of this, we lost a lake that decided it wanted to go join back up with a river.

    Not the best before and after pictures, but at least something.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    The summers in Seattle are usually incredible

    Apparently this time it is supposed to rain.
    Through July.

    I am... displeased

    yeah well let me know when summer hits

    freakin 50 degress in the middle of june

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    So how boned are you? Slightly to seriously? I mean, how much water do you have near you at the moment?

    Luckily, I am quite far away from the water. If the water gets to me than that means that dozens of miles of city are underwater.

    But the city is literally cut in two right now with all the roads flooded over and so many businesses and such are going to be lost causes. I wasn't exaggerating when I said that this was making the Flood of '93 look pathetic. The entire city is under order to not use the city's water supply except for drinking, and a couple power stations might get shut down because of flooding.

    fuzzball, it's too late for sandbagging here. Those buildings in the OP are the city hall and the sheriff's office. The public library's first floor is completely flooded and I wouldn't be surprised if right now the folks at the Art Museum are getting all the shit up as high as they can.

    I'm not gonna lie. The thought of all those books in peril hit me harder than any other part of your story.

    That probably makes me a bad person, but I like to think it bodes well for my career as a librarian.

    I feel pretty terrible about it because I know the libraries were suffering budget cuts already and if their entire multimedia selection gets damaged and their old records and pretty much everything but the kids' section and whatever miscellany they have upstairs is undamaged, I really wonder what's going to happen.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It's quiet right now but I think we might be getting really bad winds and/or tornadoes soon because it is yellow as fuck outside.

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    Nautilus.Nautilus. Registered User new member
    edited June 2008
    I've never heard the weather described as a color before.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nautilus. wrote: »
    I've never heard the weather described as a color before.

    If the sky has a yellowish or greenish tinge to it, there's a good chance that a tornado is going to form.

    That's my understanding, anyway.


    Man I just saw a shot of a guy driving a boat around and he went right by a tattoo parlor I've driven past a billion times - the sign was almost completely underwater.

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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    If the sky is turning weird colors, something bad is probably happening.

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    TiasTias Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Alastar wrote: »
    It seems like half of Wisconsin is under a flood warning because of this weather. And because of this, we lost a lake that decided it wanted to go join back up with a river.

    Not the best before and after pictures, but at least something.

    I live near Lake Delton, and as of right now Baraboo is also flooded. If you've ever been to the Wisconsin Dells and seen the Ducks, they're actually using them now for rescue and recovery.

    To Alastar, this is a good picture of Lake Delton meeting the Wisconsin River.
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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I remember getting cut off from my office in the floods of 2002. The only one to make it in was my manager, who cycled through a foot of water and overflowing stormwater, sewerage and floating debris to get in and answer phones.

    I got him to email me a file I was working on, spent 20 minutes changing things, then went over to my parents to watch sport on their big screen.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That seems like the best way to deal with natural disaster.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    The summers in Seattle are usually incredible

    Apparently this time it is supposed to rain.
    Through July.

    I am... displeased

    yeah well let me know when summer hits

    freakin 50 degress in the middle of june

    This might be why I am displeased.
    Just maybe.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh man here's a picture of the library.

    bildesi0.jpg

    It's right center.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    holy shit

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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    guys i am going to become a Mormon now, okay

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am afraid of zombies.

    Like, right now I am looking over my shoulders and checking for all nearby items that can be jammed into a skull.

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    Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The . . . the books.

    WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE BOOKS?

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    Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Did they have any books of significance?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    What the fuck has been going on in the weather lately?

    31 earthquakes in nevada the other day.

    A half mile wide tornado

    It was cold as fuck in california a couple weeks ago

    and now this flood.

    Am I the only one who thinks this is odd?

    maybe it's a global thing

    I think I'm getting warmer

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Regicid3 wrote: »
    Did they have any books of significance?

    1st pressing of the Holy Bible with original introduction Jesus.

    Nads on
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    wow, this is ridiculous

    seems like a pretty major thing, but I somehow managed not to hear a word about how one city is now kind of underwater

    so much for that covenant, I guess

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    So how boned are you? Slightly to seriously? I mean, how much water do you have near you at the moment?

    Luckily, I am quite far away from the water. If the water gets to me than that means that dozens of miles of city are underwater.

    But the city is literally cut in two right now with all the roads flooded over and so many businesses and such are going to be lost causes. I wasn't exaggerating when I said that this was making the Flood of '93 look pathetic. The entire city is under order to not use the city's water supply except for drinking, and a couple power stations might get shut down because of flooding.

    fuzzball, it's too late for sandbagging here. Those buildings in the OP are the city hall and the sheriff's office. The public library's first floor is completely flooded and I wouldn't be surprised if right now the folks at the Art Museum are getting all the shit up as high as they can.

    I'm not gonna lie. The thought of all those books in peril hit me harder than any other part of your story.

    That probably makes me a bad person, but I like to think it bodes well for my career as a librarian.

    "career" insinuates that you actually plan to go somewhere

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    aha

    cynicism

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    OP flooded picture is cool, because the water is at the level where you can see the rails of the bridges, but not the bridge.

    This is p.cool

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So I read in the paper that the people at the Dells are properly fucked now because they lost their lake.

    LOST THEIR LAKE.

    Its god's wrath or something.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm looking at new headlines from back home:

    Residents Help Sandbag Beaver Dam River.
    Fond du Lac Flooding: Evacuations and Shelters.
    Officials: Lake Nagawicka Dam Should Hold If Less Than 3 Inches Falls.
    City Of Pewaukee May Force Evacuations Thursday.
    We Energies: 19,000 Without Power.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    CEDAR RAPIDS - According to the National Weather Service, the Cedar River in Cedar Rapids is at nearly 31 feet as of 2 a.m. Friday.

    Observers put the water at 30.75 feet, an increase of nearly a foot over six hours. The crest is still expected to be about 32 feet, and that should hit around 1 p.m.

    Just before 3 p.m., water was continuing to creep up Third Avenue SE, and was about two yards away from the intersection of Third Avenue SE and Fifth Street SE.


    And now they're saying they are going to have to evacuate Mercy Hospital, which is ten blocks away from the river.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    CEDAR RAPIDS - According to the National Weather Service, the Cedar River in Cedar Rapids is at nearly 31 feet as of 2 a.m. Friday.

    Observers put the water at 30.75 feet, an increase of nearly a foot over six hours. The crest is still expected to be about 32 feet, and that should hit around 1 p.m.

    Just before 3 p.m., water was continuing to creep up Third Avenue SE, and was about two yards away from the intersection of Third Avenue SE and Fifth Street SE.


    And now they're saying they are going to have to evacuate Mercy Hospital, which is ten blocks away from the river.

    jesus christ. thats insane. How long until it hits your place?

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    right now the storm is over me, we had a couple tornados near by in the past like 2 days

    fucking tornados

    the weather site says the storms are supposed to finally end tomorrow

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what will the rest of America do without Iowa?

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    We'll know when all his posts are all like:
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Blub blub gurgle blub blub.

    I'm sorry. I love you, DP. Don't die.

    Nads on
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